1. TITLE
Corri Metagaming
2.
Tue, Nov 11, 2008;
10.00 AM
3.
[CUE SOUND: doorbell
ringing]
4.
ILLYBRIUS answers
door.
Corri?
5.
CORRI
So how’s the "honeymoon"?
6.
EVRYN
I call metagaming!
7.
EPIPHANY
[You really went with that? You didn't just go,
"Hey, Akuma's dead but she's getting better?"]
8.
ILLYBRIUS
It's not like I had a chance to! I didn't say anything to Corri! She
literally just showed up on my doorstep. Just now.
9.
EPIPHANY
[Oh.]
10.
EVRYN
That's why I called metagaming!
11.
CORRI
I have no idea what you're referring to. But anyway, is Akuma here?
12.
ILLYBRIUS
Um, no.
13.
SERLEINA
🎵 DING
DONG, THE WEEB IS DEAD
WHICH OLD WEEB?
THE WEEBLY WEEB
DING DONG, THE WEEABOO IS DEAD!🎵
14.
CORRI
Oh... This is bad.
15.
EPIPHANY
[Are you kidding? This is great!]
16.
CORRI
Also, my grandma kicked me down the stairs again.
17.
EPIPHANY
[Did she really, though?]
18.
CORRI
No, you're right, I mean, I "fell" on a "doorknob."
19.
EVRYN
Awesome, can you do that again on your way out, please?
20.
[exit Corri and
Illybrius]
21.
EVRYN
So, how was it last night?
22.
DREPANON
Didn't happen.
23.
EVRYN
Wait, really?
24.
DREPANON
We went back to her apartment...
25.
(Fade to Flashback)
26.
SIGYN
I can't believe we're finally going to do this. I can't believe you
agreed to this!
27.
DREPANON
As I said at the studio, you're not exactly hard on the eyes.
28.
SIGYN
Really?
29.
DREPANON, voiceover
The way she looked at me was...too intense, too vulnerable. It was like
that was the kindest thing anyone had ever said to her in her life.
30.
(Fade back to present
day)
31.
DREPANON
Before I knew it, she was on top of me, practically smothering me with
kisses, and I couldn't handle it.
32.
EVRYN, scornfully
What'd you do, push her off and run?
33.
DREPANON
... Just about. I told her she shouldn't throw herself at me just
because I gave her an offhanded compliment, and she freaked out. All of a
sudden she was crying and telling me what a cruel monster I was for getting her
hopes up. She said she should have known I was a liar and that someone like me
would never find her attractive. And...
34.
EVRYN
...
35.
DREPANON
...
36.
EVRYN
...
37.
DREPANON
...she hurt her face. I got up to find Tokiomi so he could help her and
she somehow got hold of a knife and— Don't look at me like that, I tried to
take it away as soon as I saw her holding it! There was a struggle—
38.
EVRYN
Did you at least use your demon power to heal her?
39.
DREPANON
...
40.
[/stagequit]
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