TITLE
How Orion Became a Demon and Other
Inconsistencies
SETTING
Orion's room
Mon, Nov 10, 2008
[6.00 PM - LIGHTS OUT]
(Illybrius)
Ohh! Lube, please.
(Orion)
Lucky for you, it's nearby.
(Evryn)
Luckily! I swear, you make the Grammar Fairy want to
kill herself.
WHITE TEXT
Orion lubes up and shoves into Illybrius
roughly and sets in at a rough pace.
Illybrius gasps hungrily, loving every
second.
Orion pulls Illybrius back against him so
Illybrius is sitting in Orion's lap.
(Orion)
Ride me.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius is drunk with horniness.
(Illybrius)
Of course, my master.
(Orion)
If you don't please me... you might get a punishment, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
(Reiya)
I missed
the part where you had the kink talk.
(Orion)
Ewww, the kink talk? But that might lead to . . . CONSENT!
(Corri)
IT BURRRRRNNNNNS!
(Orion)
Are you trying to make me STARVE?
(Reiya)
Yes.
Please do that, in fact.
(Serleina)
Go ahead and STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRVVVE!
I've always wanted to do that.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius rides Orion hard and fast, too
horny to do much else. He closes his eyes and thrusts his head back.
Orion bites Illybrius's neck, drawing
blood, and laps at the wound.
(Orion)
So sweet, my Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Illybrius)
I'm glad my flavor pleases you, my master.
WHITE TEXT
Orion reaches down to squeeze Illybrius's
balls rather hard and strokes him fast.
(Orion)
You can do better, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Evryn)
Yes, he can do much better than you. We agree.
(Sigyn)
Don't you hate it when the plot arc centers around crap
like that, though?
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius's eyes flutter open, then
closed. He rides harder, faster, crying out in pleasure and pain.
Orion moans in bliss.
(Orion)
Cum for me, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Illybrius)
Thank you.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius explodes and watches as it hits
the ceiling.
(Orion)
We're not done yet, my Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
(Orion)
I haven't cum.
(Serleina)
NO
ONE CARES! DON'T MAKE ME CATTLE PROD YOUR BALLS, LOSER!
(Orion)
...ohbby.
(Serleina)
EW,
NOBBY, YOU'RE LIKE MY BROTHER. GROSS. THROW IT IN THE BIN. JUST THROW THE WHOLE
BOY AWAY AND START OVER.
(Sigyn)
But, contract.
(Serleina)
I
WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, ALTHOUGH THAT ALSO PERTAINS.
WHITE TEXT
Orion thrusts into Illybrius teasingly.
(Orion)
What are you going to do about it?
(Serleina)
I'd say "your mother", but she may or may not be
dead, and also, despite her having given birth to you, I actually
respect her too much to make too many jokes about her. Because she regrets that
whole unfortunate "your birth" scenario.
(Drepanon)
Why does she get respect for
that situation and I don't?
(Serleina)
BECAUSE,
UNCLE SCRUBLORD, NO-ONE LIKES YOU EXCEPT YOUR IDIOT FANGIRLS.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius clenches and unclenches
rapidly, needing Orion's nectar.
Orion slaps Illybrius's ass.
(Orion)
Now, now, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Orion)
You had your pleasure.
(Evryn)
Forgive my squirrelly ignorance, but isn't the point of
sex that all parties are meant to receive pleasure?
(Illybrius)
What would you like me to do, Master Orion?
(Reiya)
Jeez,
even Fifty Shades of Grey was better than this shit!
OVD
Anachronisms!
(Serleina)
She means "Master of the Universe", and no, it
wasn't.
(Tokiomi)
I thought it was okay, until you explained it to me…
(Orion)
Hmmm... I have an idea... Care to try?
(Sigyn)
Is it a blindfold and a wig?
(Orion)
No, that's just you.
WHITE TEXT
Orion strokes Illybrius into hardness.
(Illybrius)
Of course.
(Orion)
Good.
WHITE TEXT
Orion "grabes" lube and rubs
some more around Illybrius's opening.
(Orion)
This might sting, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Reiya)
So might
that.
WHITE TEXT
Orion "insets" a finger in
Illybrius while Orion's dick "in" still in him.
(Orion)
How is that? Tell me if you want me to stop.
(Illybrius)
No, please, it's your pleasure that matters.
(Evryn)
.... um.
WHITE TEXT
Orion bites Illybrius's neck extremely
hard.
(Orion)
That's not what I want to hear, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Reiya)
Since you
haven't had the kink talk, that comes off as abusive and, therefore, not sexy.
(Orion)
I disagree.
(Reiya)
You are
entitled to your own opinions, but not your own facts.
(Orion)
All facts are a matter of opinion. I should know. I'm a
Republican.
(Serleina)
FAKE
NEWS!
OVD
YOU GUYS, IT IS 2008.
(Serleina)
OH
MY GOD, OVD, YOU ACT LIKE WE EVEN CARE.
(Orion)
But not, like, a voting one. I just like sharing obnoxious
memes on Facebook.
(Drepanon)
At least you don't participate
in voter fraud.
(Orion)
Of course not! I have MORALS, unlike some foreigners who
shall remain nameless, because their names are too difficult to pronounce.
(Sigyn)
Onion, you don't read English.
(Orion)
Correct. I am functionally illiterate in Human English.
It's part of the requirements of being an American Republican, you know. We
hold mandatory illiteracy tests every... uh... I want to say Thursday?
(Illybrius)
Dude, I'm losing wood here.
(Orion)
Okay but do you think my strawmanning is convincing
enough?
(Illybrius)
I love it.
(Evryn)
Not taking a shot, because I'm pretty sure he's just
saying that so he doesn't get bit again.
(Orion)
Good.
WHITE TEXT
Orion lubes up and adds
"onther" finger.
(Orion)
Tells me when it gets to be too much.
(Illybrius)
Mmm, my master.
WHITE TEXT
Orion adds two more instead of one.
(Orion)
And that, Pet?
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Orion)
Feel full yet? Feel how much harder my cock is getting in
you?
(Illybrius)
Ohh, I feel it. Orion, Orion, my sweet master, please
don't stop.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius moans and cries out in ecstasy.
Orion pulls out his fingers and then
"pulles" out entirely and forces Illybrius on his hands and knees.
(Orion)
Stay put. I have to get something for that hot ass of
yours.
(Sigyn)
Ooh, are you going to do ice play?
(Drepanon)
You sound entirely too excited
about that.
(Sigyn)
Say, Drepanon, don't YOU have ice powers?
(Drepanon)
If you could remove your hand
from my leg before your uncle shoots me...
(Tokiomi)
Why would I shoot you? It's not like you asked her to
grope you.
(Sigyn)
Not in words~
(Reiya)
Teehee~
(Tokiomi)
Both of you, stop that.
(Reiya)
No. You
might be the boss of her, but not me.
(Marie)
Don't make me
glowy-eyes you off the set, young lady.
(Reiya)
YOLO!!!
(Meta, offscreen)
swaaaaaaaaaag
(Cin)
Oh look, it's the mating call of the
ghetto trash.
(Sigyn)
Hey, he's saying it IRONICALLY. Surely you of all people
can appreciate that?
(Reiya)
Oi, I say
"yolo" ironically.
(Cin)
... We need to have a long talk about
your taste in lovers.
(Sigyn)
Says the girl who's engaged to Bastion.
(Marie)
This entire show
is a relationship trainwreck
(Cin)
Hmm, let's get into the BACKSTORY a bit,
hey?
(Marie)
Let's not.
(Reiya)
Hey! We
all know how bad her taste in men is. I mean, she wants to bang Drepanon but,
I'm not AS bad as that.
(Drepanon)
Hey!
(Cin)
I don't blame her for that one.
Drepanon's at least hot.
(Drepanon)
THANK you.
(Reiya)
By your
standards, yeah. I am not terrible looking.
(Cin)
*snort* That's entirely a matter of
opinion.
(Marie)
Beauty is in the
eye of the beholder, but which eye?
(Serleina)
LET'S
FIND OUT!
OVD
Serleina, you may not gouge out your castmates' eyes.
(Reiya)
Also,
Drepanon, sorry not sorry~
(Désmoda)
That may be, but I think your mother owes us all an
apology.
(Illybrius)
Yes, Master.
(Reiya)
Holy
shit, I forgot you were here.
(Illybrius)
Dude, you can SEE me.
(Reiya)
Yes, but
you're not very remarkable. It must run in the family.
WHITE TEXT
Orion comes back in and settles behind
Illybrius.
(Orion)
Ready, Pet?
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Orion)
You'll like this since I doubt it's ever been done to you.
(Illybrius)
I'm ready, Master.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius is delirious from pleasure.
(Orion)
Good.
WHITE TEXT
Orion "sildes" into Illybrius
and thrusts a few times.
(Orion)
Now ready for what I have planned?
(Illybrius)
Yes, Master.
(Orion)
Good. Now tell me if it hurts.
(Cin)
I mean, this entire show hurts.
WHITE TEXT
Orion slides something else into
Illybrius while still in him, himself.
(Orion)
Okay, Pet?
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Reiya)
No! You
don't do that without proper preparation! Not even in a vagina, and ESPECIALLY
not in someone's butt!
(Illybrius)
Mmm! It hurts a bit, but I think I can handle it, my sweet
Master.
(Orion)
Then you'll love this.
WHITE TEXT
Orion turns on the vibrator up to the
"higest" setting.
(Orion)
There. Double the pleasure for both of us. You are filled
twice over now, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Illybrius)
*gasps* Oh! I-- it feels-- I-- This is wonderful.
(Orion)
Not done yet, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
WHITE TEXT
Orion starts thrusting into Illybrius
(Orion)
You feel even better like this, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Illybrius)
Master, may I cum again? I'm starting to need to. Oh,
damn, this feels good.
(Orion)
Too bad, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Orion)
My pleasure now, since you insisted.
(Evryn)
Really, even though you told him that wasn't what you
wanted to hear? You manipulative cockshite.
WHITE TEXT
Orion slips a cock ring on Illybrius.
(Orion)
Now we are set. And maybe if you ask nice enough... I let
you cum.
(Marie, bored)
It's
"nicely" and "I'll".
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius purrs despite himself.
(Illybrius)
Cock ring hurts.
(Orion)
It's supposed to, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
(Reiya)
No,
that's when you ask him if it's okay with him if it hurts, since you still
haven't had the kink talk.
(Illybrius)
I don't mind it too much-- yes I do-- but not in a bad--
(Evryn)
Please, we all know you're just saying that so he won't
"punish", aka abuse, you again.
WHITE TEXT
Orion thrusts into Illybrius at a brutal
rate.
Illybrius screams in pleasure/pain
(Orion)
Your energy tastes divine, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Reiya)
Oh my
gods, stop, you sound like Salome.
(Evryn)
Pwned.
WHITE TEXT
Orion digs claws into Illybrius's hips
and bites his neck.
(Illybrius)
Master, please, let your helpless pet cum?
REIYA zaps Illybrius
(Orion)
Hmm... How about no.
(Serleina)
THIS
IS SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT! Onion, we were all there when Illybrius tried
orgasm-denial on you and Corri threw a giant temper tantrum and almost killed
you! And now you're doing the same shit to him? Illybrius, this creature is
trash. Like I said before, throw the whole boy away and start over. At least
when Tokiomi and I do this, it's fully consensual.
(Tokiomi)
Serleina!
(Serleina)
What? It is!
(Tokiomi)
The entire cast doesn't need to know about our sex life.
(Serleina)
What, so, should I just make someone up next time?
(Tokiomi)
... That would be preferable, yes.
(Serleina)
Okay! Eenie... meenie... Miney—
(Miney)
Not me, I'm twelve.
(Serleina)
JOE!
(Cin)
Not Joe.
(Serleina)
Sam?
(Cin)
Stop it...
(Serleina)
Jim?
(Cin)
*cackles* Prolly avoid that one for meta-reasons.
(Serleina)
HEY!
I GET IT! THAT WAS A JOKE! HA! HA, HA!
(Cin)
Okay, how about Bob?
(Marie)
No, I knew a girl
in high school named Bob.
(Serleina)
Also, that's the name of Sally the Editing Lady's grandpa.
Double no.
(Marie)
Random Dusk #83?
(Serleina)
KINKY!
(Marie)
I think we have a
winner.
(Cin)
Unlike Meta. O~H~
WHITE TEXT
Orion strokes Illybrius's bound cock and
slows down to slow thrusts.
Illybrius whimpers.
(Orion)
That doesn't tell me what you need, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Reiya)
He ALREADY
told you what he needs, and you said no!
(Serleina)
Yeah, this is really uncomfortable to sit through, even
for me.
(Evryn)
Yeah, but apparently we have to keep it in because it
showcases characterization.
(Serleina)
You're right. We need as many examples as possible as to
why Onion is an abusive shitheel.
(Marie)
Corri, this isn't
what they mean when they say "revenge porn", but it's still really
bad.
WHITE TEXT
Orion reaches down "adn"
"trust" the dildo in time with his own thrusts, making sure to hit
Illybrius's prostate.
Illybrius moans softly, unable to speak.
Orion thrusts both all the way in, making
sure to rest the vibrator on Illybrius's prostate and keeps it there.
(Orion)
Tell me or you don't cum, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Sigyn)
Yeah, even I'm disturbed by this, since nonconsensual
orgasm denial is a form of abuse.
(Drepanon)
I wasn't aware you were
familiar with the concept of consent.
(Reiya)
Despite
popular opinion, she is. Also, Drepanon, go suck a dick.
(Drepanon)
That's next month.
(Cin)
High-five!
*The sound of Cin and Drepanon high-fiving is heard*
(Désmoda)
You know, people have said they thought I was
unfamiliar with the concept of consent. I told them I'm perfectly familiar with
it, I just choose to ignore it.
(Drepanon)
And yet, you're still less
disturbing than Audience One.
(Désmoda, cheerfully)
Depends who you ask.
(Illybrius)
Master Orion, I need to cum, please, please, my master.
(Orion)
Are you sure, Pet?
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Illybrius)
I don't...
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius is confused. He wants to wait
until Orion cums, but he needs to cum.
(Illybrius)
I don't know.
(Orion)
I can keep you like this all night, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
WHITE TEXT
Orion thrusts a few time and strokes
Illybrius.
(Illybrius)
I need to, but I don't want to until you do.
WHITE TEXT
Orion bites Illybrius hard.
(Orion)
You are testing me, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion
(Reiya)
No the
fuck he isn't. He gave you an honest answer, now stop abusing him!
(Orion)
If I ask again, I leave you like this.
(Evryn)
Even though it would literally kill you if he did the same
to you.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius thrusts down on Orion.
(Illybrius)
I need you. Please let me cum.
(Orion)
That's better, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Reiya)
So you
denied him orgasm, then forced him to beg for it the way YOU wanted him to, and
then he said basically the same thing he said when you denied him, and NOW
that's the right answer? What the fuck? Did you expect him to read your mind
and just magically know that?
(Marie)
Presumably.
(Reiya)
That's
stupid. He's stupid.
(Marie)
I'm assuming that
Corri had this written out in her head already.
(Evryn)
Did she write this out?
*gun noises*
(Orion)
OW! FUCK MY FUCKING KNEE! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
(Marie)
Yeah, there is a
lot of that in this scene.
(Orion)
Now scream for me.
(Marie)
Oh, your turn's
over, then? I'll pass.
(Sei-Sei)
Speaking of passing, can someone pass the Angel Cookies?
(Akuma)
What do you mean, "pass the Angel Cookies"? I
only know of ONE angel on this set.
(Désmoda)
AHEM.
(Akuma)
Fine. Two.
(Désmoda)
Here you go, Sei-Sei.
(Sei-Sei)
OMNOM--wait, you didn't drug these, did you?
(Désmoda)
I'd have to be pretty damn talented to drug them in the
1.5 seconds it took to get one and give it to you.
(Sei-Sei)
So... did you drug them?
WHITE TEXT
Orion removes the cock ring.
(Orion)
Scream for me.
(Sei-Sei)
THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER, WHITE TEXT! *SEI-SEI NOISE!!!*
WHITE TEXT
Orion thrusts into Illybrius hard and
fast.
(Sei-Sei)
I WANT A COOKIE! AND I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A NAP!
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius screams happily, letting the
pleasure take him over.
(Illybrius)
MASTER ORION-- I-- FUCK, THIS FEELS SO--
(Orion)
Cum, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
(Orion)
I want you to cum for me.
WHITE TEXT
Orion gives in, himself.
Illybrius shudders and wails as orgasm takes
him.
(Illybrius)
Master Orion--
(Orion)
Rest, Pet.
REIYA zaps Orion.
WHITE TEXT
Orion kisses Illybrius softly and turns
off the vibrator before removing it and pulling out.
Illybrius cries out again and tries to
relax.
[LIGHTS ON; enter EPIPHANY]
ORION
I... Fuck, I can't believe I just did
that.
MARIE
Yeah, first it was boring; then it
was boring and physically impossible; then it was physically impossible and
made you look like a complete asshole. Not exactly the best thing you've ever
done in this series.
SEI-SEI, holding a half-eaten cookie and
making a munchy face
It could have been worse.
Theoretically. Maybe.
EVRYN
Oi, did you ever get a straight
answer about the cookie?
SEI-SEI
I'm hungry enough to take my chances.
As long as I don't end up in a totetsu fruit salad, I'm good.
DREPANON
Actually, I found that to be a good
bonding experience.
SEI-SEI
Please don't demonsplain at me while
I'm eating.
ORION pulls Illybrius close.
ORION
Shit, I didn't hurt you, did I?
MARIE
Onion, you don't get to play dumb
when you asked that same question before and he answered yes, or when your
author had you do that to get even with his author for pussyblocking her.
ILLYBRIUS
It doesn't matter.
MARIE, angry marks
It definitely matters!
ILLYBRIUS
I love you, Orion.
EVRYN takes a shot
ILLYBRIUS snuggles close to Orion.
ORION
The hell it doesn't. I didn't... tear
you, did I?
ILLYBRIUS
No.
ORION
Are you sure?
MARIE
The answer Corri wants to hear is
"Yes".
EVRYN
Well, that's just too damn bad,
innit?
MARIE
Yup!
ORION
I can't believe I let that happen.
MARIE
You can just hear the disappointment
in Onion's voice.
ILLYBRIUS
I don't care. You're nicer to me than
Rubéhaus is. I'm not torn.
ORION
That kind of thing won't happen
again. I... could have torn you so bad.
MARIE
You "dot dot dot" were
really hoping to, what with how physically imp—
DREPANON
Not impossible.
MARIE
Physically improbable that
was. I mean, what is it, a giant rubber band?
ILLYBRIUS, self-consciously
It might be. Maybe demigods 'r'
diffint. You don't know.
MARIE, glowy eyes
No. No, they're not.
ORION nuzzles Illybrius's cheek.
ILLYBRIUS smiles, enjoying the affection
ILLYBRIUS
I'm not hurt. It's alright. You can
do it again if you want to.
SERLEINA, with Cloud's sword
NO! YOU CLOUD-N'T!
ILLYBRIUS
Not right now, but next time. If you
need to.
SERLEINA
YOU NEVER CLOUD-N'T. Wait. I think that's a
double-negative.
EVRYN
"Cloud-n't" isn't a word,
so technically it's not a double negative. Unlike that sentence just there.
SERLEINA
Oh, okay then.
ORION
I let my full demon side take
over.
OREGANO
So technically he Sephiroth'd.
~Estuans interius, ira vehementi, SEPHIROTH!~
ORION
I could have killed you...
OREGANO
~SORS IMANI~
ORION
and...
OREGANO
~NE INANI~
(Oregano, in the background over the next
couple of lines:
Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias
Estuans interi ira vehementi
Sephiroth!)
ORION trembles while pulling Illybrius close.
EPIPHANY rolls eyes
[Couldn't we have skipped the post-coital self-loathing part, too?]
EVRYN
In this case, his self-loathing is
just good common sense. Take my word for it, Epi.
ILLYBRIUS
You didn't kill me.
MARIE
That's not actually a defense of --
never mind, just say the line.
ILLYBRIUS
You didn't hurt me badly. It stung,
but you didn't tear me. I love you--
EVRYN takes a shot
ILLYBRIUS
--and I like that you're a demon
because you have a stronger stomach than.... some people.
EVRYN
Dude, not all humans are vanilla
and--
LENA
HASHTAG "NOT ALL HUMANS".
EVRYN
Now isn't the time, Lena.
LENA
IT'S ALWAYS THE TIME FOR
TUUUUMMMMBLLLLUH.
ORION
All I could think of was feeding from
you. I didn't even think about your pain or what you wanted. I just did it. I'm
sorry.
ILLYBRIUS
STOP IT! DON'T BE SORRY! Just be you.
EVRYN
But he IS a sorry excuse for a demon.
MARIE
It would be one thing if the
apologies were genuine, but we all know they're not.
ILLYBRIUS
Please, I can't take any more of
everyone apologising for themselves, for what they need!
EPIPHANY
[Too
bad. Corri's writing lacks substance, so the never-ending flow of space-filling
bilge shall continue to be never-ending]
OVD
At least, until Season
3, when we get new space-filling bilge monkeys.
ORION
You're right.
LENA
Wait, racist!
OVD
No, it's not. Just because the
artists randomize skin tone doesn't make everything racist. In fact, it makes
it the opposite of that.
ILLYBRIUS
You told me to tell you if it got to
be too much. I would have told you.
ORION
Well then... feel like more or are
you done?
EVRYN shoots Onion in his other knee.
EVRYN
Well, then. Feel like more, or are
YOU done?
ORION
Rude.
MARIE
GEE.
ILLYBRIUS
More--sex, not with the
shooty-go-bang-bangs--but don't overfeed like last time.
SIGYN
Illybrius, I am concerned with your
lack of concern about your partner getting shot in the knee.
ILLYBRIUS
Meh. He'll get over it.
ORION
Won't. Trust me.
OREGANO
That sounds like a... ~personal
problem~
/agequit EPIPHANY
[LIGHTS OUT and the following is heard.]
WHITE TEXT
Orion reaches down to feel Illybrius.
(Orion)
At least I used enough lube not to hurt you.
WHITE TEXT
Orion slides in four fingers easily.
(Orion)
Nice.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius closes his eyes and moans.
(Orion)
This time tell me what you want.
(Evryn)
Why, so you can deny him and then play mind games to
manipulate him into saying what you want, and punish him when he doesn't catch
on fast enough?
(Marie)
Yes.
(Illybrius)
I want you, Orion. Just you.
SERLEINA
COMMERCIAL
BREAK! *sings the Doki Doki theme*
(Désmoda)
Thank the gods.
ILLYBRIUS and DREPANON
You're...welcome?
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