Sunday, November 9, 2008

Episode 83. Being an Adult is SUFFERING!, part 2 | November 9, 2008 at 2:00 a.m.

 CAST NOTES

Illybrius is wearing a black leather vest and jeans.

 

1.                TITLE

Being an Adult is SUFFERING!, part 2

 

2.      November 9, 2008 | 2:00 AM

 

3.                DROSSEL

Because Im at my breaking point, I snapped, and I am sick of the world, I cant do this crap.

 

4.                SIGYN

Yes, you can. God never gives us anything we cant handle.

 

5.                DROSSEL

Well, he did to me.

 

6.                EVRYN

I miss Akuma. Does anyone else here miss Akuma?

 

7.                ILLYBRIUS, from the Audience

Shhh, Drossel's talking.

 

8.                SIGYN

a)               Its nice of you to offer to help me, but before you can do that, you should figure out how to get through your own stuff.

b)               Ive tried helping people before I had my own shit figured out and it didnt work.

c)                Its like the blind leading the blind, yknow?

 

9.                EPIPHANY

[ It's like how on the airplane, the flight attendants tell you to secure your own oxygen mask before assisting others.]

 

10.           DROSSEL

a)               My wife is willing to put her only possession on the line to get 6 grand.

b)               I heard about it and thought of you.

c)                I was offering to throw an idea out.

 

11.           SIGYN

Why did you think of me, though?

 

12.           EPIPHANY

[The person who has repeatedly told you that she can't get you a loan.]

 

13.           SIGYN

a)               I mean, you guys are adopting a child. You have an apartment that it looks like itll be hard to afford.

b)               You should think about yourselves and your family and do whats best for you.

 

14.           DROSSEL

a)               I have one lined up, I need to get deposit.

b)               2500 for her service animal.

c)                2500 for the 3 months qualification thing, I get 2 free months.

d)               I did it cause youre a friend, I put others before me, thats what men do.

 

15.           LENA

GENDER STEREOTYPING!

 

16.           EVRYN

Also, LIAR, LIAR, LIAR!

 

17.           EPIPHANY, Fire Thoughts

[Pants on freaking fire.]

 

18.           DROSSEL

You think I want to be in this situation? I dont. I have no choice.

 

19.           SIGYN

a)               Just because its noble doesnt mean its the right thing to do.

b)               I used to be like that, too.

c)                I used to drop everything and put all my resources on the line to help someone if they were in trouble.

d)               I lost everything because of it, so in the interests of surviving, I stopped.

 

20.           DROSSEL

I did it cause I came across it, I didnt go out of my way, but I did to tell you. Nobody will listen to what I am saying.

 

21.           EPIPHANY

[Because nothing you're saying is worth listening to.]

 

22.           DROSSEL

Its hard. If I told you what happened, maybe you would be like, Oh shit.

 

23.           EVRYN

More likely wed all be like, Oh, bullshit.

 

24.           SIGYN

a)               Well, I'm sorry I have to be cold about this.

b)               It's nice of you to offer to help me, and I'll keep it in mind if all else fails, but for the moment, I want to work hard and provide for my partner so that we don't end up in a bad situation ourselves.

 

25.           OVD

Spoiler alert.

 

26.           EPIPHANY

[Now that you've SAID it, yeah.]

 

27.           OVD

Sorry. Habit.

 

28.           SIGYN

a)               And as a friend, I want you to look out for yourself and your family.

b)               I don't think it's wrong that you asked for help.

c)                I've done it, too, or I've taken it when it's offered, which amounts to about the same.

d)               It's just that for me, there's a certain boundary of what is and is not appropriate to ask for.

e)               I try hard not to live beyond my means and I try to work hard and save money because I, me, myself, personally, feel bad asking things from others.

 

29.           DROSSEL, with Epiphany making fart noises in the background

I do, too, but I have no option, so its whatever, Im done, Im tempted to tell Conny drop the shit with Emmit, and I think maybe me and her need a break, Im done.

 

30.           SIGYN

Why dont you tell me what happened? I made a promise to meet someone tomorrow, though, so make it quick. I have to get to bed and sleep.

 

31.           DROSSEL

No point in wasting my time. Im so fed up, nobody can help me, so why tell my story? I think Im gonna tell Hanna find a new sucker for Emmit. Fine, you wanna know everything?

 

32.           SERLEINA

HOLD THAT THOUGHT! WE'RE OUT OF POPCORN AND I GOTTA GO TAKE A PISS!

 

33.           DROSSEL

Kodi was my sister.

 

34.           EVRYN

Who had no family, other than Conny and her uncle.

 

35.           DROSSEL

She just died, Im going through so much from that.

 

36.           EVRYN

How very dare she die and inconvenience you.

 

37.           DROSSEL

I am adopting a baby.

 

38.           EVRYN

For which you clearly dont have the means.

 

39.           DROSSEL

My wife has health issues that can cost her the livelihood she has.

 

40.           EVRYN

He says, to the girl with chronic heart and lung problems.

 

41.           DROSSEL

I have to ask for help. I truly do. People donated furniture, baby clothes, formula, diapers, everything Emmit needs, we have everything we need—

 

42.           EVRYN

Then you dont need to ask for help, do you?

 

43.           DROSSEL

--we just need the deposit and rent till my job starts—

 

44.           EVRYN

Then you dont have everything you need, do you?

 

45.           DROSSEL

I have begged my boss to let me start any sooner than January fifth, but I cant—

 

46.           EVRYN

Why wouldnt your boss let you start early, then?

 

47.           DROSSEL

I had one person who was willing to pay the deposit, that was Kodi.

 

48.           EVRYN

Well, whos her attorney-in-fact? Whos the executor of her estate? Couldnt they carry that out in her stead, if she had the money?

 

49.           DROSSEL

I am screwed. I have no family, no friends—

 

50.           EVRYN

Then why did you call her your friend?

 

51.           DROSSEL

I feel like a nervous breakdown is going to happen. Another friend of mine—

 

52.           EVRYN

Thought you said you had no friends.

 

53.           DROSSEL

--his stepdads a driver of a mod, hes rich—

 

54.           EVRYN

Again, thats a bloody tacky thing to mention.

 

55.           DROSSEL

I asked him, his dad said, I would, but youre not worth my time.

 

56.           EVRYN

TEAM RICH STEPDAD!

 

57.           DROSSEL

I need 6 grand, I can pay it in a few months, I have no help whatsoever, ever.

 

58.           EVRYN

Except for all the donated items you got.

 

59.           EPIPHANY

[Yeah, who donated all that?]

 

60.           EVRYN

Probably Dead Kodi's imaginary uncle.

 

61.           DROSSEL

I cant let Conny know Im this stressed.

 

62.           EVRYN

Because every healthy marriage relies on lack of communication?

 

63.           DROSSEL

Like an example, you said your great-uncle is rich, I asked you to ask, you said no.

 

64.           EVRYN

You had no right to ask that, you know.

 

65.           DROSSEL

Curiosity never killed a cat—

 

66.           EVRYN

Yes it did! But satisfaction brought it back.

 

67.           EPIPHANY

[There's nothing satisfying about this.]

 

68.           ILLYBRIUS

I'm satisfied that I get to take a break from Akuma and her drama. I like these episodes. They're like breather episodes, you know?

 

69.           DROSSEL

--and its like, worth a shot to ask people for help, I truly need 10 thousand, we got a car and its in need of at least 4 grand of work, car was free, but it needs work I cant do at home.

 

70.           EVRYN, with Epiphany sitting next to her thinking Fire Thoughts.

Then sell it for profit like a smart person would.

 

71.           DROSSEL

You know how this feels?

 

72.           EVRYN

Like Im bored out of my skull listening to you whinge about your imaginary problems to con a seventeen-year-old girl you barely know out of money she doesnt have?

 

73.           DROSSEL

I am at my point, I give up, and nobody will even consider helping me cause Im not smart or not an adult.

 

74.           EVRYN

Or because youre full of shit, maybe.

 

75.           DROSSEL

But nobody cares at all.

 

76.           EVRYN

You got that right!

 

77.   2:31 AM

And y’all are ignoring me because....?

Current mood: lonely

 

78.           CINNAMON

a)               Hey people, did I, like, do something to offend somebody? Because suddenly everybody's avoiding me like the plague (with the exception of Bastion, who is currently unable to contact me due to his family being assholes).

b)               While it is a relief to not be the center of all the drama, a little attention would be nice. I've been playing freaking messenger-girl and basically being ignored while everyone else gets to participate in the tragidramedy that is life. It's nice to have some time to read The Other Boleyn Girl, but REALLY, this is ridiculous!

c)                So if I've done something to piss someone off, could you please, I don't know, TELL ME or something?

 

Sigyn des Lunes written by Sigyn Wisch

Drossel Sprouts written by Andrew Sameron

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