Episode 80.2 Rose is Not an Event, part 4 | November 8, 2008 at 10:00 p.m.

 

1.            11/08/2008 | Rose is Not an Event | 10:00 PM | LIGHTS OUT

 

2.                       WHITE TEXT

a)                 Orion screams and explodes.

b)                Illybrius swallows and comes again.

 

3.                       (Usagi)

I'm just gonna pull out and puke again.

 

4.                       (Evryn)

Cool story, bro! Please DON’T tell it again.

 

5.                       (Illybrius)

a)                 Orion, how are you feeling?

b)                Orion!

 

6.                       (Orion)

*faint Onion noise*

 

7.                       (Illybrius)

a)                 Orion, how are you?

b)                Orion! Please, say something!

c)                 ORION!

d)                 Ori—Orion

e)                 Damn you, passing out on me like that!

 

8.                       WHITE TEXT

Illybrius cradles Orion.

 

9.            7 minutes

 

10.                    (Illybrius)

I was tempted to make you sleep with the plug, even knowing that you're passed out, but I won't.

 

11.                     (Evryn)

That'll disappoint the rape fetishist in Corri.

 

12.                    (Reiya)

As you know, we strive to disappoint Corri at every opportunity!

 

13.                    WHITE TEXT

Illybrius kisses Orion.

 

14.                    (Illybrius)

Sweet dreams for my sweetmeat.

 

15.          32 minutes

 

16.                    WHITE TEXT

The floor is razzlewater, probably.

 

17.                    (Illybrius)

I—I love you, Ori.

 

18.                    (Evryn)

Glug.

 

19.                    (Orion)

Wh--?

 

20.                   (Illybrius)

You're awake!

 

21.                    WHITE TEXT

Illybrius hugs Orion joyfully.

 

22.                   (Illybrius)

Orion, you overfed.

 

23.                   (Orion)

What's…? Mmm, I realize… What's going on?

 

24.                   (Illybrius)

I'm cuddling you.

 

25.                   (Orion)

No. Not to be rude, but get off, please. Something in the house isn't right.

 

26.                   (Reiya)

Innocent cuddles?! No, he’s allergic to that.

 

27.                   (Usagi)

Maybe cuddles have too many calories.

28.       [LIGHTS ON]

[enter EPIPHANY]

 

29.                    ILLYBRIUS

I know.                                                            

 

30.                    REIYA

It's because Onion's here.

 

31.                    ORION

Where is Akuma?

 

32.                    EVRYN

Who gives a shit?

 

33.                    EPIPHANY

[Why would you be fucking in the same room as Akuma?]

 

34.                    SIGYN

Why WOULDN’T they be fucking in the same room as Akuma?

 

35.                    REIYA

You’re right. That’s totally something Onion would do to mock her.

 

36.                    OREGANO

♪ I get to fuck him and you don’t

Na na na na na na

Illybrius prefers the dick

Na na na na na na ♪

 

37.                    ILLYBRIUS

My old friend Maheone and I are having a discussion regarding Miss Akuma.

 

38.                    EVRYN

In a simultaneous episode.

 

39.                    ILLYBRIUS

ORION, HE'S ABOUT TO DESTROY HER! DO SOMETHING!

 

40.                    EPIPHANY

[1) Is there a reason you're using "destroy" instead of some variation on "kill"?]

[2) Why are you delegating if it's actually that important?]

 

41.                    EVRYN

Because that was the word used in the simultaneous episode and he recognises that the Corri Sues won't let him do jack shit himself?

 

42.                    EPIPHANY raises eyebrows

[That actually makes perfect sense.]

 

43.                    EVRYN

Yay, I’m drunk enough to enjoy this!

 

44.                    ORION

I'm going to kill him.

 

45.                    ILLYBRIUS

a)                      No! No, don't kill him!

b)                      Ori…

 

46.                    EVRYN

You’d better not! He’s my supplier!

 

47.                    EPIPHANY

[Do something!]

[No, not that!]

[Of course Corri chooses the thing that would cause Illybrius even more distress in this situation!]

 

48.                    MARIE

Remember, Onion feeds off emotional abuse!

 

49.       5 minutes

 

50.                    ILLYBRIUS

Orion…

 

51.                    EVRYN

He’s going to kill him and replace him with a clonebot. So there.

 

52.                    EPIPHANY, rolling eyes

[Replace the imposter with a clonebot. What a GREAT IDEA. I'm sure great  change will come from this.]

[Good job, Onion.]

 

53.                    ONION

My feet hurt.

 

54.                    EVRYN

That's your problem!

 

55.                    TOKIOMI

I could massage them for you if you want!

 

56.                    SERLEINA

PLEASE FUCKING DON’T.