Episode 70. Akuma and Illybrius Complete Their Bond, part 1 | November 7, 2008 at 11:37 a.m.

 

1.       TITLE

Akuma and Illybrius Complete Their Bond

 

CAST NOTES

Illybrius is wearing a vest.

Akuma is wearing a tank top

 

2.       Fri, Nov 7, 2008 | 11.37 AM | Orion's or Illybrius's room

 

3.                  ORION

My Darling, it appears we may have a slight problem.

 

4.                  EPIPHANY

[You're not using the zap word. Odd.]

 

5.                  EVRYN smirks

Very odd. Maybe he took Serleina's advice and stuck the cattle prod up his arse and is now tired of being zapped.

 

6.                  SIGYN

Dunno, I think he enjoys the stimulation.

 

7.                  EVRYN

We weren't talking about YOUR kinks.

 

8.                  SIGYN

Funny. Neither was I.

 

9.                  ORION

It comes to my attention that we might need Miss Pumpkin to show up to your meeting with her tonight.

 

10.             ROSEMARY

I am gifted, as is everyone else. The extremely is unnecessary. I cannot destroy your creator. In doing so, I might destroy you.

 

11.             EVRYN

Somehow, I’m not seeing a downside to this.

 

12.             EPIPHANY

[ I am in favour of destroying Corri and Onion]

 

13.             ORION

And just so you know, she will be rather sore when she shows up because she was reaching for a glass and she lost control of her power and it shattered and carved her up rather bad.

 

14.             EPIPHANY

[“Lost control”. Of course. She certainly didn't break the glass on purpose to get sympathy.]

 

15.             ORION

Drake, however, is taking care of her and she will be fine.

 

16.             EVRYN

No-one asked, and no-one cares.

 

17.             ORION

What I meant to talk to you about is not her, though.

 

18.             EPIPHANY

[Somehow, I remain skeptical.]

 

19.             ORION

I have here with me the full translation of Maheone’s entry in the Memoriam.

 

20.             EPIPHANY

[Completely different book from the MemoriUm]

 

21.             ORION

If nothing else, it makes an interesting read.

 

22.             EVRYN

Unlike 98% of this show.

 

23.             SIGYN

We've heard it already!

 

24.             EPIPHANY

[ It wasn't terribly interesting. Horrifying, but not interesting.]

 

25.             ORION

I was wondering if you would like a copy of it.

 

26.             ROSEMARY

I would not.

 

27.             SIGYN

Nor I.

 

28.             EVRYN

Yeah, I think we're all in agreement that no-one would like a copy of that horrifying, uninteresting piece of glorified toilet paper.

 

29.             ORION

If not, then I shall burn the copy that we have as well.

 

30.             EPIPHANY

[Translation: You had BETTER want a copy of it, or I will destroy it FOREVER!]

[To which I say: Yes, please destroy it forever.]

 

31.             ROSEMARY

I DO WHAT I WANT!

 

32.             ILLYBRIUS

The full translation?! Yes, I would quite like to see it, please. Thank you, my beloved.

 

33.             ROSEMARY

I would like to have a cat! I would not like to love you!

 

34.             EVRYN

Cats are much better company than these people, yeah.