2.
SIGYN
I need a
favour. Please tell Conny that Drossel isn’t cheating on her. Miseri's a
drama queen who makes up bullshit because she can’t get a man so she wants
everyone else to be miserable.
3.
CIN
~
Misery loves company
And
company loves more
More
loves everybody else
But hell is
others~
4.
SIGYN
One time
she tried to convince me that Meta had a harem of girls on the side.
5.
AKUMA
Still don't
understand why you didn't believe her.
6.
CIN
You know, now
that I've got Misery Loves Company stuck in my head, it's actually pretty
striking how accurate the lyrics are for his character.
7.
CORRI
You know, Dio
was a rapist!
8.
EPIPHANY
[Yeah, offscreen, by implication.]
9.
CORRI
Yeah... I
never said he was perfect, just that he's my favorite.
10.
CIN
For example,
that part that goes, "You're not a prince, you're not a friend, you're
just a child, and in the end, you're one more selfish lover~~~," that's
like, totally like the Meta I know, at least offscreen.
11.
AKUMA
So in the
meta-sense, then?
12.
CIN
Holy crap,
that was ... clever. I'm impressed, Akuma!
13.
EUGENIE
As am I.
You still have to go into the Pun Shame Corner, but I'm impressed.
14.
AKUMA
Yay, I get
attention!
15.
MARIE (from her Sim House)
I am
impressed enough to allow this.
16.
The door of
Marie's Sim House opens
17.
SIGYN
But
Drossel is fully committed to being a good husband and father.
18.
CIN
Yes, he SHOULD
be fully committed!
19.
AKUMA (Pun
Shame Corner) and SIGYN
That's not
funny!
20.
CIN
You know what
I mean!
21.
AKUMA
Yes,
that's why it's not funny!
22.
CIN
Saying he
should be loyal isn't funny?
23.
SIGYN
Oh, THAT'S
what you—wait, Akuma was institutionalized?
24.
AKUMA
Yes, after
the war. I was a soldier, remember?
25.
SIGYN
This has
literally never come up before.
26.
AKUMA
Really?
Huh.
27.
CIN
I agree. I
feel like with the way your personality is, you should have been milking your
PTSD long, long before now.
28.
AKUMA
I'll take
that under consideration.
29.
CIN
Oh, no, please
don't. Feel free to completely ignore and also forget that. In fact, this
entire conversation never happened. We don't need TWO people on this show doing
that.
30.
EPIPHANY
[Excuse you.]
31.
CIN
Seriously? I
don't care. In fact, I could make like five hundred jokes, but OVD told me not
to because your rigor mortis prevents you from storming out fast enough and it
would be "insensitive" or some shit, I don't know. Like for instance:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
32.
CORRI
OOH, OOH, I
KNOW! Because she KILLED him! Just like her parents!
33.
OVD
Corri, no. You're not allowed to
make that joke.
34.
EPIPHANY, ;_;
[It was shiny and I was six years old.]
35.
CORRI
We can see
that, thank you.
36.
SIGYN
He’s
devoted to Conny and isn’t interested in anyone else. I tried to tell her
myself, but I think she’s pissed off at me. She wouldn’t let me in.
37.
KODI
It’s cause
her house was broken into. I’ll let her know.
38.
SIGYN
Ahh, I
see. No worries.
39.
KODI smiles blandly
Cool
40.
EVRYN
Is anyone
else going to point out that Kodi and Conny sound exactly alike?
41.
EPIPHANY sniffles.
42.
EVRYN
Alright,
alright, let's go to Bath & Body Works and try free samples!
—
Corri
Rayle-Rhodes written by B. Falcon
Akuma
Enzeru written by B. Falcon
Drossel
Sprouts written by Andrew Sameron
Sigyn
Falcon written by Sigyn Wisch
Kodi
Patterson written by Makayla Sameron
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