1.
TITLE
Caught in a
Badfic, part 4
2.
11/05/08, 9:00 PM
3.
SETTING: Orion’s house
4.
ILLYBRIUS
Do you hate me?
5.
ORION
No. I care for you. However, what I
feel is not full-blown love.
6.
EPIPHANY
[Onion,
quibbling about words he doesn't understand.]
7.
ILLYBRIUS
That's alright. I never asked you to
love me. It's just that you're so cruel to me—
8.
ORION
I don't know how to be anything else.
9.
CIN
Learn, then.
10.
ORION
Why should I...
11.
EVRYN
Because, my Millennial friend, that's
just how the fucking world works.
12.
EPIPHANY
[I
have been informed that being cruel to people is bad.]
13.
ORION
This... is... fuck.
14.
SERLEINA
FUCKNESS?
THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAA!
15. SERLEINA kicks Orion into the Pit of Death.
16.
ILLYBRIUS
I'm a nuisance.
17.
ORION,
from the Pit
NO! YOU! ARE! NOT!
18.
MARIE
Could you please not be in my Pit of
Death? This is MY Pit of Death. Normally I would share, but not with you.
19.
ORION
is no longer in the Pit of Death.
20.
ILLYBRIUS
You act like I am.
21.
ORION
I find myself uncomfortable in this situation.
22.
SIGYN
That's your problem! Don't make it his!
23.
ILLYBRIUS
You— I wasn't supposed to fall in
love with you! I was just supposed to keep you busy and learn as much about
your plans as possible to help Akuma prepare to fight you!
24.
EVRYN
Way to blow your cover, Westen.
25.
ORION
I know that. My plan was to break her
through you. This was not supposed to happen.
26.
ILLYBRIUS
I was INTENSELY uncomfortable in my
role as a sex slave, so much so that I had to just turn my brain off while
Cinnamon told me what to do via BlueDouche! Even after that, when I was with
you on my own, I never felt comfortable being submissive to you, even when I
started to fall in love with you.
27.
ORION
Then please, by all means, fuck me
and maybe you will feel better.
28.
EVRYN
~And no-one was surprised~
29.
ORION
Rape me if you have to.
30.
EVRYN
That— no. That's not how rape works.
31.
EPIPHANY
[Yet
another word Onion doesn't understand, despite it being very relevant to his
lifestyle.]
32.
ILLYBRIUS
Orion, you are a complete puzzle to
me.
33.
ORION
Good. I try, now, are you going to or
not?
34.
ILLYBRIUS
I don't know!
35.
ORION
Then I pity you.
36.
EVRYN
What the fuck? Where did that even
come from?
37.
SIGYN
Probably being best friends with Meta.
38.
ILLYBRIUS
I want to understand you. I—
39.
ORION
Am nothing more than a demon.
40.
ILLYBRIUS
I do not understand what you think a
demon is.
41.
EPIPHANY
[Rule
of Three!]
42.
ORION
I am the lowest scum in any world.
43.
SERLEINA
RACIST!
44.
LENA
Hey, I was going to—
45.
SERLEINA
TOO
BAD! LIVE WITH IT!
46.
ORION
I only use and hurt others for my own
gain.
47.
TOKIOMI
Still, it's not exactly inaccurate, when
you consider Meta and Drepanon are demons.
48.
SIGYN
Yes but they don't HAVE to be like that.
49.
SERLEINA
YES
THAT.
50.
ORION
That is what I was doing to you.
51.
ILLYBRIUS
What do you gain from hurting me?
52.
EVRYN
Ever heard "When You're
Evil"? Evil feels good, man. That's just how it is for some people.
53.
ORION
It would hurt Akuma.
54.
EVRYN
Oh, of course. Everything has to
revolve around Aksuema, including otherwise valid character motivations.
55.
ORION
My enemy. The only person who ever
gave me a challenge.
56.
EVRYN
No, the point of being out-and-out
evil is that someone doesn't HAVE to be your enemy for you to enjoy hurting
them. You are playing it wrong. Give ME the controller.
57.
CORRI
NEVER!
58.
ILLYBRIUS
Usagi hates you. He thinks I should
too.
59.
ORION
He knows what I am. He's right to.
60.
EPIPHANY
[Not
sure if Onion is trying to be honest or]
61.
EVRYN
Pity. It's pity. He wants a pity
fuck.
62.
EPIPHANY
[Of
course.]
63.
ILLYBRIUS
I don't care. I don't want to hate
you.
64.
ORION
Don't make me do this.
65.
EVRYN
"Why do you MAKE me HURT
you?"
66.
ILLYBRIUS
You make me horny, and you make me
feel incredibly at peace when you're not being a heartless prick.
67.
SIGYN
I'm getting a rather uncomfortable sense
of déjà vu.
68.
ILLYBRIUS
Don't make you do what?
69.
ORION
I'm going to get Akuma. She will be
my partner in the bedroom for tonight.
70.
EPIPHANY
[Bzuh?]
[That...
that came out of nowhere.]
71.
ILLYBRIUS
No! Orion, why do you always leave
me?
72.
EVRYN
What the fuck? Why are you more
bothered by Orion possibly leaving the room than Orion sleeping with your...
gullfriend? Wife? I honestly don't give a crap.
73.
ORION
I am not going to leave. She is going
to be right here, so you can hear her screaming for me to stop.
74.
ILLYBRIUS
No.
75.
EVRYN
Like that, only louder!
76.
EPIPHANY
[I
think this is the part where you punch Onion in the face.]
[Or
wave a gun at him.]
77.
ORION
I'll be right back with her.
78.
ILLYBRIUS
I want you, I do—
79.
ORION
Don't go anywhere.
80.
ILLYBRIUS
DON'T! Orion—
81. Epiphany agequits - LIGHTS OUT and the following is
heard
82. (Akuma)
OW! That hurt.
83. (Illybrius)
Orion, I—
84.
(Usagi)
LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE!
85. (Akuma)
LET GO!
86.
(Usagi)
ORION, LEAVE HER THE
HELL ALONE! IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH Illybrius,
SLEEP WITH Illybrius!
87. (Akuma)
STOP IT! PLEASE!
88.
(Cin)
Orion,
stop.
89. (Akuma)
NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!
90.
(Cin)
Akuma,
get the hell out.
91. (Akuma)
GET OFF! BASTARD!
92. (Serleina)
OTHER
STOCK RAPE VICTIM DIALOGUE!
93. (Reiya)
She's not wrong, and that's
terrible.
94. (Illybrius)
Orion, I believe I will
take you up on your offer to rape you.
95. (Evryn)
That's still not how that
works!
96. (Akuma)
STO—
97. (Evryn)
"Sto lat."
98. (Illybrius)
a)
But,
I'll do it dry.
b) Feels interesting.
99. (Orion)
Fuck... that hurts...
100. (Illybrius)
Hmm. I suppose, if you need
some kind of lubricant, I can always use chili oil. I know my counterpart is
allergic, but she's not here now.
101. (Evryn)
What? Wasn't she here just a
moment ago?
102. (Orion)
Looking to make it worse?
She's pretty.
103. Evryn bursts out laughing.
104. (Orion)
Laying here with her shirt
torn... Beautiful.
105. Evryn's laughter intensifies.
106. (Illybrius)
Orion, you delicious tramp.
107. (Oregano)
HE'S A TRAMP
108. (Illybrius)
Come here...
109. (Oregano)
BUT YOU LOVE HIM
110. (Orion)
No. I do not obey you.
111. (Oregano)
BREAKS A NEW HEART EVERY
DAY!
112. (Illybrius)
Then, I will force you.
113. (Oregano)
HE'S A TRAMP
114. (Orion)
You don't have what it
takes. However, should I use Akuma, her bond with you will allow you to feel
it. Isn't that nice?
115. (Oregano)
YOU ADORE HIM
116. (Illybrius)
Don't underestimate me. I
gave you my heart and you made a game of breaking it.
117. (Oregano)
AND YOU ONLY HOPE THAT HE
STAYS THAT WAY
118. (Sigyn)
No, I don't think so.
119. (Oregano)
HE'S A TRAMP
120. (Orion)
And now I'll break her
body.
121. (Oregano)
HE'S A ROVER
122. (Illybrius)
I'm certain her host will
love that.
123. (Oregano)
HE'S A ROUNDER
124. (Orion)
Well, if you aren't
stopping me, let me make her scream for you.
125. (Oregano)
HE'S A CAD
126. (Illybrius)
Just get your ass over here
while I'm asking nicely.
127.
(Ahrry)
HEE-HAW!
128. (Oregano)
HE'S A TRAMP, BUT YOU LOVE
HIM
129. (Orion)
Go fuck yourself, Falcon.
130. (Reiya)
That's what she said!
131. (Oregano)
IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'VE GOT IT
PRETTY BAD
132. (Illybrius)
I would, but you feel so
much better.
133. (Oregano)
YOU CAN NEVER TELL WHEN HE'LL
SHOW UP
134. (Akuma)
LEE! STOP IT!
135. (Oregano)
HE GIVES YOU PLENTY OF
TROUBLE
136. (Illybrius)
Akuma, teleport to
Celestia, now.
137. (Oregano)
I GUESS HE'S JUST A
NO-COUNT PUP!
138. (Akuma)
PLEASE! JUST DO IT!
139. (Oregano)
BUT YOU WISH THAT HE WERE
DOUBLE
140. (Orion)
She can't. Nice little
trick, huh?
141. (Oregano)
HE'S A TRAMP
142. (Illybrius)
She can.
143. (Oregano)
HE'S A SCOUNDREL
144. (Illybrius)
Orion, why are you doing
this, hmm? What could you possibly have to gain?
145. (Evryn)
Illybrius, you are PAINFULLY naïve.
146. (Oregano)
AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO
SAY
147. (Orion)
Not if she can't access her
magic, and as long as she's wearing the lapis, it won't happen.
148.
(Marie)
That doesn't answer the question, you dingus! Are you even
marginally paying attention?
149. (Oregano)
HE'S A TRAMP, YOU ADORE HIM
150. (Illybrius)
You lied when you said you
cared for me.
151. (Oregano)
AND YOU WISH THAT YOU COULD
TRAVEL HIS WAY!
152. (Orion)
Okay then. I have my bed
partner. Maybe I did lie. Now please. I have a woman to fuck.
153. (Lena)
Rape
is not sex! Thank you and have a distinctly unpleasant day.
154. (Illybrius)
I don't care.
155. (Akuma)
GET OFF ME!
156. (Illybrius)
I don't care what's on your
agenda.
157. (Orion)
Fine.
158. (Illybrius)
I really do love you,
Orion.
159. (Evryn)
Glug.
160.
(Marie), boggled
What? WHAT? /WHAT/?! *WHAAAAT*
161. (Orion)
You can have what's left of
her.
162. (Evryn)
What did you do, eviscerate
her?
163. (Orion)
I'll see you another night.
164. (Illybrius)
Must you only have one bed
partner? I've never been part of a threesome with another man.
165. (Sigyn)
Amateur.
166. (Cin)
Right?
167. (Evryn)
Holy shit, Cinnamon, where'd
you come from?
168. (Cin)
Snack
table. I got a load of— Drepanon!
169. (Drepanon)
That was MY mead.
170. (Cin)
Key
word: "was". Finders, keepers, dude.
171. (Sigyn)
I mean, if you're looking for
something sweet and potent to drink—
172.
exit Drepanon
173. (Sigyn)
—there's fizzy water in the—
Ohhkay, he's gone again.
174. (Cin)
Would
you like some mead?
175. (Sigyn)
I would love some, thanks!
176. (Illybrius)
Be as rough with me as you
like, obviously. I can handle a good deal more than she can, but I'll give you
a few token screams if you like.
177. (Tokiomi)
Illybrius, are you sure
you're not related to Sigyn by blood?
178. (Orion)
No. I will break her and
you can have the rest.
179. (Evryn)
I thought you said you were
done with her?
180. (Illybrius)
I don't want your
leftovers.
181. (Lena)
SEXIST!
I'm sorry, that's past due, but there's just so much "What the hell, Illybrius?"
here that it boggles the mind.
182. (Orion)
So you don't want her,
then?
183. (Illybrius)
I want you.
184. (Orion)
That didn't answer my
question.
185.
(BRRRING!)
186. (Serleina)
TEXT MESSAGE!
It's
from the Pot.
187. (Orion)
Racist.
188. (Serleina)
N-no,
you're just a hypocrite.
189. (Lena)
AND
THAT'S THE JOKE!
190. (Illybrius)
You didn't answer quite a
few of mine.
191. (Lena)
WE
JUST SAID!
192. (Orion)
Answer this one and I'll
send her where you want her to go, but it must be the truth.
193. (Illybrius)
Not a good enough price. I will
not answer you unless I can have you, at least for tonight.
194. (Orion)
Fine. You can have me for
tonight, now answer the question.
195. (Illybrius)
I neither request nor deny
her company. I am indifferent.
196. (Orion)
I couldn't have broken her
any better if I tried.
197. (Sigyn)
Oh, boo fucking hoo!
198. (Orion)
Now you can have me. For as
long as you want.
199. (Illybrius)
Forever.
200.
(Reiya)
Can we put them in a box
forever?
201. (Drepanon)
As long as it’s not the
Soapbox.
202.
(Lena)
Hey,
it’s *my* Soapbox! If you want any say, go get your own!
203.
(Orion)
Then do it. Just let me get
this corpse out of here.
204.
(Evryn)
Wait, did he rape Akuma to
death? Or did Illybrius's declaration of indifference make her spontaneously
drop dead?
205.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
holds Orion tightly and enters him raw.
Orion
gasps in pain.
206.
(Orion)
God, so big.
207.
(Illybrius)
Only ten and a half by
two... INCHES, Evryn.
208.
(Evryn)
Suuuure.
209.
(Orion)
Still... the pain is
incredible.
210. (Illybrius)
Good. You deserve it.
211. (Orion)
Move.
212. (Illybrius)
I am.
213. (Evryn)
This seems contradictory. You
claim he's big enough to hurt you, but you also don't feel him moving inside
you?
214. (Orion)
Feels like I'm being split
in two.
215. WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius
rides Orion roughly, with no dearth of bites or clawing. He allows himself to
draw blood and drinks it.
216. (Illybrius)
Succulent.
217. (Orion)
You... are a monster...
like this... pain.
218. (Evryn)
Between the dramatic ellipses,
did he just say, "You are a monster like this pain"? This pain is a
monster?
219. WHITE
TEXT
Orion
whimpers and moans in pain.
220.
(Illybrius)
You're a monster too, love.
221. (Evryn)
Glug.
222.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
pauses, then thrusts more slowly, deliberately.
223.
(Orion)
Fucking hell... it burns.
224.
(Sigyn)
Really? Try using Vicks
VapoRub as a lubricant.
225.
(Illybrius)
I want you to feel every
inch of me.
226.
WHITE TEXT
Orion
gasps in pain and clenches tightly.
227.
(Illybrius)
Mmm, you taste good. Your
blood is— mmm.
228.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
drives in, almost recklessly.
Orion
gives a scream of agony.
Illybrius
reaches down and squeezes Orion's balls, hard.
229.
(Orion)
AHHHHHH... No more...
230.
(Illybrius)
Why not?
231. (Orion)
Hurts...
232.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
laughs and rides Orion harder.
Orion
gives several screams.
233.
(Illybrius)
Admittedly, I'm no sadist.
234.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
takes pity on Orion and uses oil.
235.
(Illybrius)
I'm probably going to
regret this in the morning.
236.
(Orion)
Please...
237.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
kisses Orion's neck and bites.
238.
(Orion)
AHHHHH
239.
(Illybrius)
I told you, I love you.
240.
(Evryn)
Glug.
241. (Illybrius)
If you were trying to make
me hate you with that display earlier, it didn't work. It won't ever work. I
won't ever stop loving you, Orion.
242.
(Tokiomi)
Once again, Illybrius, are
you SURE you and my ward aren't related?
243.
(Orion)
Don't.
244.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
licks a wound he'd made on Orion's shoulder and sucks.
245.
(Illybrius)
Don't what? What is it that
I'm doing?
246.
(Orion)
Don't love me. Demons
aren't meant to be loved.
247.
Cin and Sigyn
THAT
IS SUCH BULLSHIT!
248.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
puts an arm at Orion's waist and pulls him closer.
249.
(Illybrius)
I don't give a rat's ass
what's meant to be about what. I do love you, and I will love you.
250.
(Evryn)
Glug, glug.
251. (Orion)
Either rape me or leave,
before I grab her again.
252.
(Evryn)
I'm just so fed up with you.
253.
(Lena)
WORDS!!!
MEAN!!! THINGS!!!
254.
(BRRRRIIIINNNNNGGG!)
255.
(Lena)
OH,
SHOVE IT!
256.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
strokes Orion's cock, burying himself deeper inside Orion.
257.
(Illybrius)
Now, now.
258.
(Orion)
No... getting close...
259.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
bites the back of Orion's neck, hard, almost ripping skin off, licks the wound
saucily, rides Orion harder, and kisses him.
260.
(Orion)
AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm... I'm
gonna.......
261. (Illybrius)
Don't.
262.
(Orion)
Can't... pain... pleasure...
gonna
263.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
stops for a moment and holds Orion tightly until Orion calms down a bit.
264.
(Orion)
No... just finish me.
You... can still... use my body.
265.
(Illybrius)
I know. I like pausing when
you're on-edge, though.
266.
(Orion)
Bastard.
267.
(Illybrius)
Touche.
268.
(Orion)
Need... to cum. Hurts. So
hard.
269.
(Illybrius)
I know.
270.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
nuzzles Orion, but doesn't start riding him again.
271. (Illybrius)
I'm going to keep holding
you like this until you calm down. Then I'm going to ride you again.
272.
(Orion)
NO... Please... I need to
cum... Please?
273.
(Illybrius)
Nope.
274.
WHITE TEXT
Orion
thrusts back.
275.
(Illybrius)
Now, now.
276.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
holds Orion tightly enough that Orion can't move.
277.
(Orion)
No. Please... I need to...
so hard... it hurts... please, Master...
278.
(Sigyn)
This is, like, the ideal sex
scene between Drepanon and me. With me as the sub.
279.
(Drepanon)
I was just going to ask.
280.
(Sigyn)
Y-you were?
281. (Drepanon)
Only because I don't think you
could actually pull off edging me. Of course, I could always ask Meta if you've
ever tried it with him.
282.
(Evryn)
Dude, creeper much?
283.
(Illybrius)
It's supposed to hurt.
After what you did to Akuma, you don't deserve anything other than copious
amounts of pain.
284.
(Evryn)
Dude, just waterboard him or
something.
285.
(Marie)
Just because CorriCanon characters can't conceive of any
other form of torture doesn't mean you need to conduct yourself similarly.
286.
(Orion)
Master
287.
WHITE TEXT
Orion
gives whimpers and moans of pain.
288.
(Illybrius)
If it's any comfort, which
I doubt it will be, I'm close, too.
289.
WHITE TEXT
Orion
"tires" to move.
Illybrius
holds Orion more tightly.
290.
(Illybrius)
Stop that.
291. WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius
rests his head on Orion's shoulder and kisses his cheek.
292.
(Orion)
No... need to come...
please... Master Illybrius... please... I can't...
293.
WHITE TEXT
Orion
reaches down to stroke himself.
294.
(Illybrius)
Stop that.
295.
WHITE TEXT
Illybrius
pulls Orion's hands behind his back and ties them tightly.
Orion
whimpers
296.
(Orion)
No, please, master...
297.
(Illybrius)
I said no.
298.
(BRRRING!)
299.
(Illybrius)
Pot, what the fuck are you
even doing watching a sex scene? What the fuck are you doing INTERRUPTING a sex
scene?... Alright, bye.... He says, "Hi, Lena."
300.
(Lena)
...
I still say, "Shove it."
301. (Reiya)
I think that's what
Illybrius is doing.
302.
(Orion)
I... please... I can't...
303.
(Illybrius)
I intend to keep you as
long as possible.
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