Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Episode 60. Caught in a Badfic, part 4 | November 5, 2008 at 9:00 p.m.

1.    TITLE

Caught in a Badfic, part 4

 

2.    11/05/08, 9:00 PM

 

3.    SETTING: Orion’s house

 

4.             ILLYBRIUS

Do you hate me?

 

5.             ORION

No. I care for you. However, what I feel is not full-blown love.

 

6.             EPIPHANY

[Onion, quibbling about words he doesn't understand.]

 

7.             ILLYBRIUS

That's alright. I never asked you to love me. It's just that you're so cruel to me—

 

8.             ORION

I don't know how to be anything else.

 

9.             CIN

Learn, then.

 

10.        ORION

Why should I...

 

11.        EVRYN

Because, my Millennial friend, that's just how the fucking world works.

 

12.        EPIPHANY

[I have been informed that being cruel to people is bad.]

 

13.        ORION

This... is... fuck.

 

14.        SERLEINA

FUCKNESS? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAA!

 

15.  SERLEINA kicks Orion into the Pit of Death.

 

16.        ILLYBRIUS

I'm a nuisance.

 

17.        ORION, from the Pit

NO! YOU! ARE! NOT!

 

18.        MARIE

Could you please not be in my Pit of Death? This is MY Pit of Death. Normally I would share, but not with you.

 

19.        ORION is no longer in the Pit of Death.

 

20.        ILLYBRIUS

You act like I am.

 

21.        ORION

I find myself uncomfortable in this situation.

 

22.        SIGYN

That's your problem! Don't make it his!

 

23.        ILLYBRIUS

You— I wasn't supposed to fall in love with you! I was just supposed to keep you busy and learn as much about your plans as possible to help Akuma prepare to fight you!

 

24.        EVRYN

Way to blow your cover, Westen.

 

25.        ORION

I know that. My plan was to break her through you. This was not supposed to happen.

 

26.        ILLYBRIUS

I was INTENSELY uncomfortable in my role as a sex slave, so much so that I had to just turn my brain off while Cinnamon told me what to do via BlueDouche! Even after that, when I was with you on my own, I never felt comfortable being submissive to you, even when I started to fall in love with you.

 

27.        ORION

Then please, by all means, fuck me and maybe you will feel better.

 

28.        EVRYN

~And no-one was surprised~

 

29.        ORION

Rape me if you have to.

 

30.        EVRYN

That— no. That's not how rape works.

 

31.        EPIPHANY

[Yet another word Onion doesn't understand, despite it being very relevant to his lifestyle.]

 

32.        ILLYBRIUS

Orion, you are a complete puzzle to me.

 

33.        ORION

Good. I try, now, are you going to or not?

 

34.        ILLYBRIUS

I don't know!

 

35.        ORION

Then I pity you.

 

36.        EVRYN

What the fuck? Where did that even come from?

 

37.        SIGYN

Probably being best friends with Meta.

 

38.        ILLYBRIUS

I want to understand you. I—

 

39.        ORION

Am nothing more than a demon.

 

40.        ILLYBRIUS

I do not understand what you think a demon is.

 

41.        EPIPHANY

[Rule of Three!]

 

42.        ORION

I am the lowest scum in any world.

 

43.        SERLEINA

RACIST!

 

44.        LENA

Hey, I was going to—

 

45.        SERLEINA

TOO BAD! LIVE WITH IT!

 

46.        ORION

I only use and hurt others for my own gain.

 

47.        TOKIOMI

Still, it's not exactly inaccurate, when you consider Meta and Drepanon are demons.

 

48.        SIGYN

Yes but they don't HAVE to be like that.

 

49.        SERLEINA

YES THAT.

 

50.        ORION

That is what I was doing to you.

 

51.        ILLYBRIUS

What do you gain from hurting me?

 

52.        EVRYN

Ever heard "When You're Evil"? Evil feels good, man. That's just how it is for some people.

 

53.        ORION

It would hurt Akuma.

 

54.        EVRYN

Oh, of course. Everything has to revolve around Aksuema, including otherwise valid character motivations.

 

55.        ORION

My enemy. The only person who ever gave me a challenge.

 

56.        EVRYN

No, the point of being out-and-out evil is that someone doesn't HAVE to be your enemy for you to enjoy hurting them. You are playing it wrong. Give ME the controller.

 

57.        CORRI

NEVER!

 

58.        ILLYBRIUS

Usagi hates you. He thinks I should too.

 

59.        ORION

He knows what I am. He's right to.

 

60.        EPIPHANY

[Not sure if Onion is trying to be honest or]

 

61.        EVRYN

Pity. It's pity. He wants a pity fuck.

 

62.        EPIPHANY

[Of course.]

 

63.        ILLYBRIUS

I don't care. I don't want to hate you.

 

64.        ORION

Don't make me do this.

 

65.        EVRYN

"Why do you MAKE me HURT you?"

 

66.        ILLYBRIUS

You make me horny, and you make me feel incredibly at peace when you're not being a heartless prick.

 

67.        SIGYN

I'm getting a rather uncomfortable sense of déjà vu.

 

68.        ILLYBRIUS

Don't make you do what?

 

69.        ORION

I'm going to get Akuma. She will be my partner in the bedroom for tonight.

 

70.        EPIPHANY

[Bzuh?]

[That... that came out of nowhere.]

 

71.        ILLYBRIUS

No! Orion, why do you always leave me?

 

72.        EVRYN

What the fuck? Why are you more bothered by Orion possibly leaving the room than Orion sleeping with your... gullfriend? Wife? I honestly don't give a crap.

 

73.        ORION

I am not going to leave. She is going to be right here, so you can hear her screaming for me to stop.

 

74.        ILLYBRIUS

No.

 

75.        EVRYN

Like that, only louder!

 

76.        EPIPHANY

[I think this is the part where you punch Onion in the face.]

[Or wave a gun at him.]

 

77.        ORION

I'll be right back with her.

 

78.        ILLYBRIUS

I want you, I do—

 

79.        ORION

Don't go anywhere.

 

80.        ILLYBRIUS

DON'T! Orion—

 

81.  Epiphany agequits - LIGHTS OUT and the following is heard 


82.    (Akuma)

OW! That hurt.

 

83.    (Illybrius)

Orion, I—

 

84.    (Usagi)

LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE!

 

85.    (Akuma)

LET GO!

 

86.    (Usagi)

ORION, LEAVE HER THE HELL ALONE! IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH Illybrius, SLEEP WITH Illybrius!

 

87.    (Akuma)

STOP IT! PLEASE!

 

88.    (Cin)

Orion, stop.

 

89.    (Akuma)

NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!

 

90.    (Cin)

Akuma, get the hell out.

 

91.     (Akuma)

GET OFF! BASTARD!

 

92.    (Serleina)

OTHER STOCK RAPE VICTIM DIALOGUE!

 

93.    (Reiya)

She's not wrong, and that's terrible.

 

94.    (Illybrius)

Orion, I believe I will take you up on your offer to rape you.

 

95.    (Evryn)

That's still not how that works!

 

96.    (Akuma)

STO—

 

97.    (Evryn)

"Sto lat."

 

98.    (Illybrius)

a)        But, I'll do it dry.

b)       Feels interesting.

 

99.    (Orion)

Fuck... that hurts...

 

100. (Illybrius)

Hmm. I suppose, if you need some kind of lubricant, I can always use chili oil. I know my counterpart is allergic, but she's not here now.

 

101.  (Evryn)

What? Wasn't she here just a moment ago?

 

102. (Orion)

Looking to make it worse? She's pretty.

 

103. Evryn bursts out laughing.

 

104. (Orion)

Laying here with her shirt torn... Beautiful.

 

105. Evryn's laughter intensifies.

 

106. (Illybrius)

Orion, you delicious tramp.

 

107. (Oregano)

HE'S A TRAMP

 

108. (Illybrius)

Come here...

 

109. (Oregano)

BUT YOU LOVE HIM

 

110.  (Orion)

No. I do not obey you.

 

111.   (Oregano)

BREAKS A NEW HEART EVERY DAY!

 

112.  (Illybrius)

Then, I will force you.

 

113.  (Oregano)

HE'S A TRAMP

 

114.  (Orion)

You don't have what it takes. However, should I use Akuma, her bond with you will allow you to feel it. Isn't that nice?

 

115.  (Oregano)

YOU ADORE HIM

 

116.  (Illybrius)

Don't underestimate me. I gave you my heart and you made a game of breaking it.

 

117.  (Oregano)

AND YOU ONLY HOPE THAT HE STAYS THAT WAY

 

118.  (Sigyn)

No, I don't think so.

 

119.  (Oregano)

HE'S A TRAMP

 

120. (Orion)

And now I'll break her body.

 

121.  (Oregano)

HE'S A ROVER

 

122. (Illybrius)

I'm certain her host will love that.

 

123. (Oregano)

HE'S A ROUNDER

 

124. (Orion)

Well, if you aren't stopping me, let me make her scream for you.

 

125. (Oregano)

HE'S A CAD

 

126. (Illybrius)

Just get your ass over here while I'm asking nicely.

 

127. (Ahrry)

HEE-HAW!

 

128. (Oregano)

HE'S A TRAMP, BUT YOU LOVE HIM

 

129. (Orion)

Go fuck yourself, Falcon.

 

130. (Reiya)

That's what she said!

 

131.  (Oregano)

IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'VE GOT IT PRETTY BAD

 

132. (Illybrius)

I would, but you feel so much better.

 

133. (Oregano)

YOU CAN NEVER TELL WHEN HE'LL SHOW UP

 

134. (Akuma)

LEE! STOP IT!

 

135. (Oregano)

HE GIVES YOU PLENTY OF TROUBLE

 

136. (Illybrius)

Akuma, teleport to Celestia, now.

 

137. (Oregano)

I GUESS HE'S JUST A NO-COUNT PUP!

 

138. (Akuma)

PLEASE! JUST DO IT!

 

139. (Oregano)

BUT YOU WISH THAT HE WERE DOUBLE

 

140. (Orion)

She can't. Nice little trick, huh?

 

141.  (Oregano)

HE'S A TRAMP

 

142. (Illybrius)

She can.

 

143. (Oregano)

HE'S A SCOUNDREL

 

144. (Illybrius)

Orion, why are you doing this, hmm? What could you possibly have to gain?

 

145. (Evryn)

Illybrius, you are PAINFULLY naïve.

 

146. (Oregano)

AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO SAY

 

147. (Orion)

Not if she can't access her magic, and as long as she's wearing the lapis, it won't happen.

 

148. (Marie)

That doesn't answer the question, you dingus! Are you even marginally paying attention?

 

149. (Oregano)

HE'S A TRAMP, YOU ADORE HIM

 

150. (Illybrius)

You lied when you said you cared for me.

 

151.  (Oregano)

AND YOU WISH THAT YOU COULD TRAVEL HIS WAY!

 

152. (Orion)

Okay then. I have my bed partner. Maybe I did lie. Now please. I have a woman to fuck.

 

153. (Lena)

Rape is not sex! Thank you and have a distinctly unpleasant day.

 

154. (Illybrius)

I don't care.

 

155. (Akuma)

GET OFF ME!

 

156. (Illybrius)

I don't care what's on your agenda.

 

157. (Orion)

Fine.

 

158. (Illybrius)

I really do love you, Orion.

 

159. (Evryn)

Glug.

 

160. (Marie), boggled

What? WHAT? /WHAT/?! *WHAAAAT*

 

161.  (Orion)

You can have what's left of her.

 

162. (Evryn)

What did you do, eviscerate her?

 

163. (Orion)

I'll see you another night.

 

164. (Illybrius)

Must you only have one bed partner? I've never been part of a threesome with another man.

 

165. (Sigyn)

Amateur.

 

166. (Cin)

Right?

 

167. (Evryn)

Holy shit, Cinnamon, where'd you come from?

 

168. (Cin)

Snack table. I got a load of— Drepanon!

 

169. (Drepanon)

That was MY mead.

 

170. (Cin)

Key word: "was". Finders, keepers, dude.

 

171.  (Sigyn)

I mean, if you're looking for something sweet and potent to drink—

 

172.        exit Drepanon

 

173. (Sigyn)

—there's fizzy water in the— Ohhkay, he's gone again.

 

174. (Cin)

Would you like some mead?

 

175. (Sigyn)

I would love some, thanks!

 

176. (Illybrius)

Be as rough with me as you like, obviously. I can handle a good deal more than she can, but I'll give you a few token screams if you like.

 

177. (Tokiomi)

Illybrius, are you sure you're not related to Sigyn by blood?

 

178. (Orion)

No. I will break her and you can have the rest.

 

179. (Evryn)

I thought you said you were done with her?

 

180. (Illybrius)

I don't want your leftovers.

 

181.  (Lena)

SEXIST! I'm sorry, that's past due, but there's just so much "What the hell, Illybrius?" here that it boggles the mind.

 

182. (Orion)

So you don't want her, then?

 

183. (Illybrius)

I want you.

 

184. (Orion)

That didn't answer my question.

 

185.       (BRRRING!)

 

186. (Serleina)

TEXT MESSAGE!

It's from the Pot.

 

187. (Orion)

Racist.

 

188. (Serleina)

N-no, you're just a hypocrite.

 

189. (Lena)

AND THAT'S THE JOKE!

 

190. (Illybrius)

You didn't answer quite a few of mine.

 

191.  (Lena)

WE JUST SAID!

 

192. (Orion)

Answer this one and I'll send her where you want her to go, but it must be the truth.

 

193. (Illybrius)

Not a good enough price. I will not answer you unless I can have you, at least for tonight.

 

194. (Orion)

Fine. You can have me for tonight, now answer the question.

 

195. (Illybrius)

I neither request nor deny her company. I am indifferent.

 

196. (Orion)

I couldn't have broken her any better if I tried.

 

197. (Sigyn)

Oh, boo fucking hoo!

 

198. (Orion)

Now you can have me. For as long as you want.

 

199. (Illybrius)

Forever.

 

200.               (Reiya)

Can we put them in a box forever?

 

201. (Drepanon)

As long as it’s not the Soapbox.

 

202.               (Lena)

Hey, it’s *my* Soapbox! If you want any say, go get your own!

 

203.               (Orion)

Then do it. Just let me get this corpse out of here.

 

204.               (Evryn)

Wait, did he rape Akuma to death? Or did Illybrius's declaration of indifference make her spontaneously drop dead?

 

205.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius holds Orion tightly and enters him raw.

Orion gasps in pain.

 

206.               (Orion)

God, so big.

 

207.               (Illybrius)

Only ten and a half by two... INCHES, Evryn.

 

208.               (Evryn)

Suuuure.

 

209.               (Orion)

Still... the pain is incredible.

 

210. (Illybrius)

Good. You deserve it.

 

211.  (Orion)

Move.

 

212. (Illybrius)

I am.

 

213. (Evryn)

This seems contradictory. You claim he's big enough to hurt you, but you also don't feel him moving inside you?

 

214. (Orion)

Feels like I'm being split in two.

 

215. WHITE TEXT

Illybrius rides Orion roughly, with no dearth of bites or clawing. He allows himself to draw blood and drinks it.

 

216. (Illybrius)

Succulent.

 

217. (Orion)

You... are a monster... like this... pain.

 

218. (Evryn)

Between the dramatic ellipses, did he just say, "You are a monster like this pain"? This pain is a monster?

 

219. WHITE TEXT

Orion whimpers and moans in pain.

 

220.               (Illybrius)

You're a monster too, love.

 

221. (Evryn)

Glug.

 

222.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius pauses, then thrusts more slowly, deliberately.

 

223.               (Orion)

Fucking hell... it burns.

 

224.               (Sigyn)

Really? Try using Vicks VapoRub as a lubricant.

 

225.               (Illybrius)

I want you to feel every inch of me.

 

226.               WHITE TEXT

Orion gasps in pain and clenches tightly.

 

227.               (Illybrius)

Mmm, you taste good. Your blood is— mmm.

 

228.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius drives in, almost recklessly.

Orion gives a scream of agony.

Illybrius reaches down and squeezes Orion's balls, hard.

 

229.               (Orion)

AHHHHHH... No more...

 

230.               (Illybrius)

Why not?

 

231. (Orion)

Hurts...

 

232.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius laughs and rides Orion harder.

Orion gives several screams.

 

233.               (Illybrius)

Admittedly, I'm no sadist.

 

234.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius takes pity on Orion and uses oil.

 

235.               (Illybrius)

I'm probably going to regret this in the morning.

 

236.               (Orion)

Please...

 

237.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius kisses Orion's neck and bites.

 

238.               (Orion)

AHHHHH

 

239.               (Illybrius)

I told you, I love you.

 

240.               (Evryn)

Glug.

 

241. (Illybrius)

If you were trying to make me hate you with that display earlier, it didn't work. It won't ever work. I won't ever stop loving you, Orion.

 

242.               (Tokiomi)

Once again, Illybrius, are you SURE you and my ward aren't related?

 

243.               (Orion)

Don't.

 

244.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius licks a wound he'd made on Orion's shoulder and sucks.

 

245.               (Illybrius)

Don't what? What is it that I'm doing?

 

246.               (Orion)

Don't love me. Demons aren't meant to be loved.

 

247.               Cin and Sigyn

THAT IS SUCH BULLSHIT!

 

248.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius puts an arm at Orion's waist and pulls him closer.

 

249.               (Illybrius)

I don't give a rat's ass what's meant to be about what. I do love you, and I will love you.

 

250.               (Evryn)

Glug, glug.

 

251. (Orion)

Either rape me or leave, before I grab her again.

 

252.               (Evryn)

I'm just so fed up with you.

 

253.               (Lena)

WORDS!!! MEAN!!! THINGS!!!

 

254.       (BRRRRIIIINNNNNGGG!)

 

255.               (Lena)

OH, SHOVE IT!

 

256.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius strokes Orion's cock, burying himself deeper inside Orion.

 

257.               (Illybrius)

Now, now.

 

258.               (Orion)

No... getting close...

 

259.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius bites the back of Orion's neck, hard, almost ripping skin off, licks the wound saucily, rides Orion harder, and kisses him.

 

260.               (Orion)

AHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm... I'm gonna.......

 

261. (Illybrius)

Don't.

 

262.               (Orion)

Can't... pain... pleasure... gonna

 

263.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius stops for a moment and holds Orion tightly until Orion calms down a bit.

 

264.               (Orion)

No... just finish me. You... can still... use my body.

 

265.               (Illybrius)

I know. I like pausing when you're on-edge, though.

 

266.               (Orion)

Bastard.

 

267.               (Illybrius)

Touche.

 

268.               (Orion)

Need... to cum. Hurts. So hard.

 

269.               (Illybrius)

I know.

 

270.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius nuzzles Orion, but doesn't start riding him again.

 

271. (Illybrius)

I'm going to keep holding you like this until you calm down. Then I'm going to ride you again.

 

272.               (Orion)

NO... Please... I need to cum... Please?

 

273.               (Illybrius)

Nope.

 

274.               WHITE TEXT

Orion thrusts back.

 

275.               (Illybrius)

Now, now.

 

276.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius holds Orion tightly enough that Orion can't move.

 

277.               (Orion)

No. Please... I need to... so hard... it hurts... please, Master...

 

278.               (Sigyn)

This is, like, the ideal sex scene between Drepanon and me. With me as the sub.

 

279.               (Drepanon)

I was just going to ask.

 

280.               (Sigyn)

Y-you were?

 

281. (Drepanon)

Only because I don't think you could actually pull off edging me. Of course, I could always ask Meta if you've ever tried it with him.

 

282.               (Evryn)

Dude, creeper much?

 

283.               (Illybrius)

It's supposed to hurt. After what you did to Akuma, you don't deserve anything other than copious amounts of pain.

 

284.               (Evryn)

Dude, just waterboard him or something.

 

285.               (Marie)

Just because CorriCanon characters can't conceive of any other form of torture doesn't mean you need to conduct yourself similarly.

 

286.               (Orion)

Master

 

287.               WHITE TEXT

Orion gives whimpers and moans of pain.

 

288.               (Illybrius)

If it's any comfort, which I doubt it will be, I'm close, too.

 

289.               WHITE TEXT

Orion "tires" to move.

Illybrius holds Orion more tightly.

 

290.               (Illybrius)

Stop that.

 

291. WHITE TEXT

Illybrius rests his head on Orion's shoulder and kisses his cheek.

 

292.               (Orion)

No... need to come... please... Master Illybrius... please... I can't...

 

293.               WHITE TEXT

Orion reaches down to stroke himself.

 

294.               (Illybrius)

Stop that.

 

295.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius pulls Orion's hands behind his back and ties them tightly.

Orion whimpers

 

296.               (Orion)

No, please, master...

 

297.               (Illybrius)

I said no.

 

298.       (BRRRING!)

 

299.               (Illybrius)

Pot, what the fuck are you even doing watching a sex scene? What the fuck are you doing INTERRUPTING a sex scene?... Alright, bye.... He says, "Hi, Lena."

 

300.               (Lena)

... I still say, "Shove it."

 

301. (Reiya)

I think that's what Illybrius is doing.

 

302.               (Orion)

I... please... I can't...

 

303.               (Illybrius)

I intend to keep you as long as possible.

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