1. TITLE
Orion, the
Magnificent Flip-Flopper, part 4
2.
November 6,
2008 | 9.00 PM
Akuma’s
room
3.
ORION
May I?
4.
EPIPHANY
[
I'd tell you to be less vague, but I have a feeling I really don't want to
know.]
5.
EVRYN
We'll know in a couple seconds.
6.
EPIPHANY
[Dammit.]
7.
ILLYBRIUS
*purrs*
8.
ORION
Illybrius, please. I must know. May I
do what I always intended to do?
9.
ILLYBRIUS
What is it?
10.
ORION
My original plan was to kill her
11.
EPIPHANY
[OH! Is that all?]
[.
. . How the fuck was Illybrius supposed to infer THAT?]
12.
MARIE
I mean, I did.
13.
EVRYN
Because everyone is supposed to read
the thoughts of The Corri HiveMind™ at all times?
14.
REIYA
What does he mean, what he
"always intended" to do? He flip-flops on that like a motherfucker!
He might even BE a—
15.
SERLEINA
a) TEXT
MESSAGE!
b)
Two thirds of the Audience says,
"Please stop."
c) TEXT
MESSAGE!
d)
Make that three thirds.
16.
ILLYBRIUS
No. She’s bonded to my highest priestess.
17.
ORION
It’s a slavery bond. It won’t hurt your priestess. I promise.
18.
ILLYBRIUS
That is not the point. We do not kill
those bonded to ours. You may not kill her.
19.
ORION
I am not bound by your laws.
20.
EVRYN
Dude, you asked if you could and he
said no. Pay the fuck attention.
21.
EPIPHANY
[
I think he's not so much asking permission as demanding approval.]
22.
EVRYN
Then why bother cloaking it in a
question?
23.
EPIPHANY
[
I dunno.]
24.
EVRYN
I hate this manipulative bullshit of
his, I really do.
25.
ILLYBRIUS
I know, my love, but I do not want to
allow anything that will cause a scandal in my homeland.
26.
ORION
You would be the only one that would
know.
27.
EVRYN
We're on international and possibly
interdimensional television, you stupid cauliflower.
28.
EPIPHANY
[Two
people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.]
29.
ROSEMARY
AND OREGANO
~Got a secret, can you
keep it, swear this one you'll save
Better lock it in your
pocket, taking this one to the grave
If I show you, then I
know you won't tell what I said
Cause two can keep a secret if one of
them is dead~
30.
ILLYBRIUS
No I wouldn’t. Pumpkin would know and so would
her cousin, the archivist.
31.
EVRYN
AKA the Queen of Celestia.
32.
ORION
I’m not her only enemy. We could say someone else did
it.
33.
EVRYN
But the archivist who is also the
queen would know it was you, and everyone who watches this show on
international and possibly interdimensional television would know it was you.
34.
EPIPHANY
[@Onion]
[You
are really fucking pushy, you know that?]
35.
ILLYBRIUS
I’m sorry. I don’t feel comfortable lying.
36.
ORION
Then don’t say anything, Kio.
37.
EPIPHANY
[ I hate you.]
[And lying by omission is still lying.]
[You're
not even that kind of demon.]
38.
ILLYBRIUS
To say nothing would feel just the
same. Please, just kiss me.
39.
ORION
Then let me kill her. Better yet—
40.
EVRYN
What part of “no” don’t you understand?
41.
SIGYN
The "no" part. Him, too.
42.
ILLYBRIUS
My love—
43.
ORION
How would you like a present, Kio?
44.
ILLYBRIUS
I love presents!
45.
MARIE
Not when it's from these guys,
Illybrius. I mean, I guess he TECHNICALLY loves Akuma.
46.
REIYA
For some reason.
47.
MARIE
Nonetheless, I think my point stands.
48.
EPIPHANY
[You
don't think this context is suspicious at all?]
49.
ILLYBRIUS
My delicious sweetmeat, do what you
like, but tell nobody that I sanctioned it.
50.
EVRYN
You guys really suck at plausible
deniability. Just so you know.
51.
ILLYBRIUS
Your affairs are your own as long as
I do not lose you.
52.
EPIPHANY
[That's
a turnaround.]
53.
EVRYN
He could just be tired of arguing. I
know I’m tired of
hearing it.
54.
ORION
If… I sped up her healing… you could have the son that was in
the picture you sent her.
55.
EPIPHANY
[Wait,
why are YOU turning around and wanting to heal her as soon as you got
permission to kill her?]
56.
REIYA
I told you so~
57.
ILLYBRIUS
Bored now.
58.
ORION
We could raise him as our own.
59.
EPIPHANY
[How
come only you get to force a change in subject?]
60.
ILLYBRIUS
I didn’t send the picture. My counterpart
did.
61.
ORION
Still… a son of our own to raise…
62.
EPIPHANY
[We
just need to, you know, murder the mother in cold blood.]
63.
EVRYN
Diiiiiid somebody write, "Murder
Akuma"?
64.
EPIPHANY
[
I don't really object to murdering Akuma, except Onion.]
65.
EVRYN
So are we, like, keeping her alive
out of spite? Because I can get behind that.
66.
OVD
Yes good. I hate the Thinking Room.
67.
ORION
It would be nice. He could be a
Maharus like yourself.
68.
ILLYBRIUS
As I said, do as you wish, but can it
please wait until tomorrow.
69.
ORION
I guess it can, but we must make this
quick if she is to be ready for you by then. Agreed?
70.
EPIPHANY
[ I think it bears repeating:]
[You
are really fucking pushy, you know that?]
71.
ILLYBRIUS,
v_v
I want you. Only you.
72.
ORION
I know. However, I want to give you a
child. She can carry it for us. Please?
73.
EPIPHANY
[Have you heard of this thing called "hiring a
surrogate"?]
[What
about this thing called "adoption"?]
74.
ILLYBRIUS
Tomorrow, please-please?
75.
ORION
Yes, tomorrow. Now, would you like to
be on the bottom this time?
76.
ILLYBRIUS
Ohhh yes, master.
77.
ORION
Mmmmmmmmm, good pet.
78.
EPIPHANY zaps Orion
79.
ORION
Hands and knees.
80. /agequit EPIPHANY
81.
LIGHTS
OUT and the following is heard.
82.
(Illybrius)
Of course, my master.
83.
(Orion)
Now... What would you like?
Maybe a spanking or something more?
84.
(Sigyn)
I'll take a burrito from La
Vic.
85.
(Evryn)
I'll take one of those Angel
Cookies.
86.
(Marie)
I’d like the chocolate chip.
87.
(Illybrius)
Your cock, inside me, hard and
fast and luscious.
88.
(Orion)
Yes, but first a little
lube... Ever hear of rimming?
89.
(Illybrius)
Mm, I believe so.
90.
(Serleina)
OH GOD NO
91.
(Sigyn)
YUUUUCCCCKKKK
92.
(Reiya)
PLEASE DO NOT!
UNCLEEEEAAAAANNNNNN!
93.
(Orion)
Then you know what I want
to do?
94.
(Illybrius)
Spell it out for me, please, my
master.
95.
(Orion)
It means just this.
96.
WT
Orion
takes his tongue and licks Illybrius's rosebud before thrusting it in.
97.
(Illybrius)
Mmm, that feels so good, my
master.
98.
WT
a) Orion
swirls his tongue around and thrusts it in and out a few more times.
b) Illybrius
is hard.
c) Orion
pulls back.
99.
(Orion)
You taste divine. Care to
experiment?
100. (Reiya)
SNUFF OUT THE UNCLEAN!
101. (Illybrius)
Of course, whatever my master
wishes.
102. (Sigyn)
*giggles*
103. (Evryn)
What could POSSIBLY be funny?
104. (Sigyn)
Just a prod team in-joke
I'm not supposed to make.
105. (Evryn)
Facepalm.
106. (Reiya)
SNUFF OUT THE UNNECESSARY!
107. (Orion)
Good. You tied me hands,
now I tie yours.
108. (Reiya)
SNUFF OUT THE UNWANTED!
109. (Eugenie)
We are NOT turning this
into a snuff scene, Reiya.
110. (Sigyn)
Did somebody say
"snuff scene"?
111.
(Evryn)
Must you?
112. (Sigyn)
Well, I mean, ever since
Ember implied that Drepanon might kill me if I went after him, I just—
113. (Serleina)
*AIRHORN NOISES*
114.
WT
Orion
ties Illybrius's hands together.
115. (Orion)
Now come and suck me.
116. (Serleina)
*CAR ALARM NOISES!*
117. (Illybrius)
Yes, Master.
118.
WT
Illybrius
takes Orion's divine cock into his mouth and sucks hard.
119. (Illybrius)
Mmm, you taste even better than
you smell.
120. (Sigyn)
One would hope.
121. (Reiya)
I know he smells bad but I
don't think he smells THAT bad.
122.
WT
Orion
gives gasps of pleasure.
123. (Orion)
Fuck! You are talented.
Keep going.
124. (Illybrius)
May I deepthroat you yet?
125. (Evryn)
I feel like that shouldn't be
set up as an expectation for the average blow job.
126. (Oregano)
YOU'RE A GRAND OLD FLAG
YOU'RE A HIGH-FLYING FLAG AND FOREVER IN PEACE MAY YOU WAAAAVE
127. (Orion)
Do it, Pet.
128.
Reiya
zaps Orion.
129. (Orion)
Please me.
130. (Oregano)
YOU'RE THE EMBLEM OF
131. (Illybrius)
Oh, thank you, my master! Thank
you so much!
132. (Oregano)
THE LAND I LOVE
133.
WT
a) Illybrius
deepthroats Orion eagerly.
b) Orion
grips Illybrius's hair.
134. (Orion)
God, where did you learn to
do that? Your mouth should be a sin.
135. (Oregano)
THE HOME OF THE FREE AND
THE BRAAAAAVE!
136. (Illybrius)
I only wish to please you.
137. (Sigyn)
*giggling intensifies*
138. (Reiya)
Stop that!
139. (Oregano)
EVERY HEART BEATS TRUE FOR
THE RED WHITE AND BLUE
140. (Orion)
You do. Now I want that
ass.
141. (Oregano)
SMACK THAT ALL ON THE FLOOR
142. (Illybrius)
Take it, oh, please take it! I
am yours utterly and completely.
143. (Oregano)
SMACK THAT, GIVE ME SOME
MORE
144. (Orion)
Turn back around then, pet.
145.
REIYA zaps Orion.
146.
WT
Illybrius
turns around.
147. (Illybrius)
Yes, master. Please, please
take me!
148. (Oregano)
SMACK THAT, TILL YOU GET
SORE
149. (Orion)
Now, shall I stretch you
first, or just lube and beginning?
150. (Oregano)
NOW TURN TO, PAGE 394!
151. (Akuma)
DO A BARREL ROLL!!!
152. (Orion)
Akuma get out of here this
isn't the war.
153. (Akuma)
Sorry, Drepanon's military
training kicked in.
154. (Sigyn)
Wait, did she just say—?
155.
WT
Orion
"teaset" Illybrius by gently pressing against him.
156. (Illybrius)
Mmm, whatever my beloved master
wishes.
157. (Sigyn)
*still giggling*
158. (Reiya)
Oh my god...
159. (Sigyn)
Okay, but seriously. Was
she about to pre-emptively MURDER ONION?
160. (Orion)
I asked you, Pet...
161.
REIYA zaps Orion
162. (Orion)
Do you want me to stop?
163. (Serleina)
Yes, please.
164.
WT
Orion
pulls away.
165. (Illybrius)
Lube, then take me.
166.
EVERYONE ELSE groans
167. (Orion)
Very well…
168. (Evryn)
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
169.
WT
Orion
adds lube and thrusts in hard, then stops.
170. (Illybrius)
Mmm, don't stop.
171. (Evryn)
GOD SAVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN
172.
WT
Orion
slowly pulls out and slowly pushed back in.
173. (Illybrius)
You torture me sweetly.
174.
WT
Orion
keeps the same pace.
175. (Orion)
I try.
176. (Evryn)
GOD SAAAVE THE QUEEEEN
177. (Illybrius)
Oh, I know. Gods, you're good.
178. (Evryn)
SEND HER VICTORIOUS, HAPPY AND
GLORIOUS
179.
WT
Orion
keeps the same pace.
180. (Orion)
Yes, Pet?
181.
REIYA zaps Orion
182. (Orion)
Tell me...
183. (Evryn)
LONG TO REIGN OVER US
184. (Illybrius)
I know you try, because I do as
well. I did, when I was on top.
185. (Evryn)
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!
186.
WT
Orion
slows down.
187. (Orion)
Good to know, Pet—
188.
REIYA zaps Orion.
189. (Orion)
—but that's not what I'm
asking for.... What do you want?
190. (Evryn)
Didn't he already tell you what
he wants?
191.
(Cin)
YANKEE
DOODLE WENT TO TOWN A RIDING ON A BRONY
192. (Illybrius)
I want you.
193.
(Cin)
STUCK
A FEATHER UP HIS ASS AND CALLED IT MACARONI!
194. (Sigyn)
That's not how it goes!
195.
(Cin)
Who
cares? I'm trying to block this out.
196.
WT
Orion
stops.
197.
(Cin)
Oh
my gods, finally.
198. (Orion)
I can't hear what you want
me to do to you, Pet.
199.
REIYA zaps Orion
200. (Reiya)
Good! We are accomplishing
our goal!
201. (Serleina)
What "we"? I didn't
hear YOU singing.
202. (Reiya)
I was singing in spirit!
And also zapping him with electricity, in person!
203. (Serleina)
a) At this point, Onion, you
should really just stick the cattle prod up your butt.
b) Oh, you think so too, Mrs.
Sri-vaka?
c) Huh, I never thought of it as a
potty-training tool. I’ll have to remember that when I have pups of my own.
204. (Evryn)
Serleina?
205. (Serleina)
Yeah?
206. (Evryn)
What the actual fuck?
207. (Serleina)
What, the Corri HiveMind™ are the only ones allowed to
talk to people may or may not actually be there?
208. (Reiya)
As for Illybrius, maybe he
wants Onion to stop trying to put him in that position and just have regular
vanilla sex with him.
209. (Sigyn)
What's the point of that?
210. (Evryn)
I gotta agree with Reiya here,
since Illybrius is clearly uncomfortable with this.
211. (Illybrius)
Take me. Just make me yours.
Prove to me that you own me, my master.
212. (Reiya)
Okay you guys I think I got
one. TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
213. (Orion)
Fine. You'll be so
"through-ly" fucked, you will never forget this.
214. (OVD)
Spoiler alert.
215. (Reiya)
I'D LOVE TO HIT YOU WITH MY
CAR
216.
WT
Orion
pounds hard and fast, almost brutally.
217. (Illybrius)
I don't mind if you're brutal.
218. (Reiya)
WAY UP ON THE CLIFF SO HIGH
219. (Orion)
I don't want to hurt you
too bad.
220. (Reiya)
RUN YOU OVER, GO AND DIE!
221. (Illybrius)
I want you.
222. (Evryn)
So we've heard.
223. (Reiya)
TWINKLE TWINKLE ONION DEAR
224. (Orion)
I don't want you hurt.
225. (Evryn)
SO WE'VE HEARD.
226. (Reiya)
NOW YOU'RE JUST A GIANT
SMEAR
227. (Serleina)
Like his mom says he should
have been in the first place.
228. (Illybrius)
I want you to hurt me.
229. (Reiya)
Okay then maybe I
*shouldn't* hit you with my car... it sounds like you'd like it too much.
230. (Evryn)
Okay, so maybe he's not a
vanilla after all.
231. (Orion)
Fuck.
232. (Oregano)
YANK MY DOODLE IT'S A
DAAAANDDDYYYY
233.
WT
Orion
digs nails in and begins to "thurst" hard and fast.
234. (Illybrius)
OHHHHHHHHHH!!!
235. (Oregano)
YANK MY DOODLE TILL I DIE!
236.
WT
Orion
pounds harder.
237. (Illybrius)
MMM, OH GODS, I LOVE YOU!
238. (Evryn)
Glug.
239. (Oregano)
MAKE THAT WIENER SHOOT SOME
FIREWORKS
240. (Orion)
Forgive me.
241. (Oregano)
JUST LIKE THE FOURTH OF
JULY!
242.
WT
Orion
pulls out and "filps" Illybrius on "him" back and re-enters
and pound harder than before and bites his neck hard enough to draw blood.
243. (Illybrius)
Oh, Orion, I'm starting to need
release, master.
244. (Oregano)
I'VE GOT A YANKEE DOODLE
BONER
245.
WT
Orion
stops, unties Illybrius's hands, and then goes back to pounding and biting.
246. (Illybrius)
May I play with myself?
247. (Oregano)
I'VE HAD IT SINCE YOU
RUBBED MY THIGH
248. (Orion)
No... Mine...
249. (Evryn)
I'm a bit uncomfortable with
Onion taking away Illybrius's bodily autonomy like this.
250. (Reiya)
I thought YOU weren't a vanilla.
251. (Evryn)
I don't have experience either
way. I'm just saying, Corri is forcing her kinks onto Illybrius by proxy of
Onion, and that's kind of sickening.
252. (Reiya)
But Illybrius is consenting
to it by asking Orion's permission.
253. (Evryn)
I get the feeling he's doing
that because he fears retribution, not because it turns him on.
254. (Oregano)
SO YANK MY DOODLE IF YOU
PLEASE THIS BULGE IS NOT A PHONY
255. (Illybrius)
Mm, very well.
256. (Oregano)
JUST STICK YOUR FINGERS UP
MY ASS AND STROKE MY MACARONI
257.
AHRRY
Please don't.
258.
WT
a) Illybrius
enjoys his master's pounding.
b) Orion
reaches down to stroke Illybrius.
259. (Orion)
Touch me.
260.
AHRRY
I'M JUST A BILL, YES I'M ONLY A BILL
261. (Illybrius)
Tell me how.
262.
AHRRY
AND I'M SITTING HERE ON CAPITOL HILL
263. (Orion)
Bite, scratch, claw, I
don't care. I just want you to touch me.
264. (Reiya)
Bite or scratch or claw,
but not kiss or caress or stroke.
265. (Sigyn)
I mean, it's not like those
things are mutually exclusive.
266.
WT
Illybrius
nibbles Orion's neck tentatively.
267. (Orion)
Fuck, I'm gonna...
268.
AHRRY
OH IT'S A LONG, LONG JOURNEY TO THE CAPITOL CITY
269.
WT
Illybrius
kisses Orion.
270. (Sigyn)
See?
271. (Orion)
Are you... fuck... close...
cum with me...
272. (Reiya)
DASHING THROUGH THE
"NO"
273. (Illybrius)
Oh! Thank you, master.
274. (Reiya)
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
275. (Orion)
FUCK!
276. (Reiya)
I HAVE GOT NO TIME FOR YOUR
BULLSHIT TODAY!
277.
WT
a) Orion
cums hard in Illybrius while stroking him.
b) Illybrius
cums just as hard and presses against Orion.
c) Orion
collapses against Illybrius.
278. (Orion)
That… was… amazing…
279. (Sigyn)
No, it wasn't. The writing
is terrible, everyone's singing is terrible—
280.
(Cin)
Including
yours?
281. (Sigyn)
I feel like that’s a trick
question.
282. (Illybrius)
I agree.
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