1. TITLE
Team Nana
Sprouts! Part 1
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November 5, 2008 (2014) | 8:09 PM
3. DROSSEL
Dude.
4. SIGYN
Sup?
5. DROSSEL
I’m done.
6. SIGYN
Uh, with what, and why?
7. DROSSEL
Everything. Got told by my nana to
leave Conny and that everything about Emmit is a lie.
8. EPIPHANY
[Oh
my gosh, we would never have guessed!]
9. EVRYN
Yeah, good on Nana Sprouts for
picking up on that so quickly!
10.
DROSSEL
a) Someone I asked for a loan told her
and said I already adopted and in reality I’m starting papers for custody.
b) I’m getting guardianship from the mom till we get 100%
custody.
c) I’m tired of being called a liar.
d) So I officially can’t ask people from home.
e) So I have two people to ask for help.
f) Life sucks.
11.
SIGYN
Fucking hell, really? People SUCK!
12.
DROSSEL
Yeah, they threatened to press
charges, saying I’m a liar, etc.
13.
BEGIN SEPIA
MICHELLE (Michelle Fairgame, the Bounty Hunter)
You need to grow up and stop asking people for people you don’t even know.
14.
EVRYN
LOLwut.
15.
NANA SPROUTS
a)
You can’t test for autism until the child is 18 months and you can’t adopt a baby in just a few days.
b)
It takes years, you
have to prove you can support it, and how will you be paying for the surgeries?
c)
You have no health
insurance.
d)
You have nothing and
nobody believes you.
e)
Stop with the lies.
f)
Open your eyes and
see reality and how you are living in a dream world.
g)
Can’t you see this is a toxic situation, and she has turned you into a
liar and a fool?
h)
You are going to
lose everything, and everything, and everyone.
i)
We are giving you a
chance to admit you have been wrong and do the right thing.
j)
Distance yourself
from this crazy and repair your bridges before it’s too late and everyone
stops caring.
k)
You are embarrassing
yourself and this entire family.
16.
SERLEINA, loudly and
off-key
♪
PLEASE BRING HONOR TO US AAAALLL ♪
17.
NANA SPROUTS
a)
People are
threatening to file harassment charges against you.
b)
You couldn’t even pay Jessie and Scott back $100, how do you expect to pay
back thousands?
c)
You can ignore us
all you want, but the facts are the facts.
d)
Please see reason,
Drossel.
e)
We do love you, but
we won’t be a party in your lies.
f)
We have told anyone
you have bothered that we are very sorry and we are not responsible for your
lies, and that we have tried our best, but that’s not good enough for you,
and you continue to lie and get yourself into trouble and messes despite what
we do and say.
(END SEPIA)
18.
EVRYN
You know, I think I like Nana
Sprouts. She sees sense!
19.
SIGYN
Uh, wow.
20.
CIN
Sounds like my Earth dad when he’s in a bad mood.
21.
DROSSEL
Yeah, it pisses me off. Now I have no
help at all.
22.
SIGYN
Why does she think you lied?
23.
DROSSEL
a) Cause someone said we adopted Emmit
and, no, we’re trying to,
but we got guardianship by the mom.
b) It pisses me off, so the guy who was
gonna help backed out on me.
24.
SIGYN
That sucks.
25.
DROSSEL
Yeah. I’m happy for bio mom though.
26.
SIGYN
Yeah.
27.
DROSSEL
a) She’s trying to get straightened out.
b) She wants to get Emmit when she has a
place and a job.
c) She’s trying, I give her that.
28.
SIGYN
Yeah. I get that.
29.
DROSSEL
Yeah. She said she wants him by a
year, if she’s stable.
30.
EPIPHANY
[Yes,
and you are a perfect example of financial stability.]
31.
SIGYN
Well, let’s hope things work out for everyone.
32.
DROSSEL
Yeah, I mean, we’re gonna have him for at least a
little.
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