Episode 56b. Drossel's Family Hates Conny, part 6 | November 4, 2008 at 10:09 p.m.

 55.  TITLE

Drossel's Family Hates Conny, part 6

 

56.  November 4, 2008 | 10:09 PM

 

57.        DROSSEL

She’s just being a bitch.

 

58.        SERLEINA

WOOF.

 

59.        SIGYN

Yeah, she is. Conny is awesome. 

 

60.        DREPANON

I'm beginning to think Tokiomi's judgment of character runs in the family.

 

61.        EPIPHANY

[Only now beginning?]

 

62.        DREPANON

Yes, you see, I generally try to avoid that girl.

 

63.        OVD

THEN WHY ARE YOU ON MY SET?!

 

64.        DREPANON

SNACKS, DAMN IT! 

 

65.  DREPANON shoves a fistful of snack food into his mouth and munches defiantly.

 

66.        SIGYN

Any woman who makes you feel that happy is totally worth it.

 

67.        DROSSEL

Yeah, we have really rough patches, but everyone does. I know Conny can be a bitch.

 

68.        SERLEINA

BARK, BARK.

 

69.        EVRYN

Just what I’d want my fiancé to tell our friends.

 

70.        DROSSEL

But she doesn’t mean to, she’s just honest—

 

71.  >CUE LAUGH TRACK

 

72.        DROSSEL

--and doesn’t get walked on. 

 

73.        EPIPHANY

[I do not think that phrase means what you think it means.]

 

74.        EVRYN

As a native English speaker, I can confirm that it does not.

 

75.        DROSSEL

You know that. And for that, my mom said, “I won’t give you or that bitch money.”

 

76.        SERLEINA

BITCHES DON’T WANT MONEY. BITCHES WANT MEAT. BIG, FAT, JUICY STEAKS! CUE BUTTHURT VEGANS! YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

 

77.        SIGYN

Wowwww.

 

78.        DROSSEL

Yeah, I cried.

 

79.        EPIPHANY

[As you do.]

 

80.        TOKIOMI

Dude, one time I was living in a hotel with this guy my dad hated and my mom even was nice and sent money. She’s not in a position to do that now, of course, but moms are supposed to be nurturing.

 

81.        DREPANON

Tokiomi, why are you helping?

 

82.        TOKIOMI

Because go to Hell.

 

83.        DROSSEL

Exactly!!!! Thank you, some one sees it. 

 

84.        CIN, from the Audience

I mean, you're not *wrong*. For once. But then, like... I dunno, he's kinda good-looking? I guess?

 

85.        SIGYN

"Kinda good-looking"? Try supermegafoxyawesomehot.

 

86.        EPIPHANY

[I would rather not attempt to say that word.]

 

87.        AHRRY

THE JOKE'S ON YOU, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT A WORD!

 

88.        DROSSEL

Guess what she said?

 

89.        SIGYN

What?

 

90.        SERLEINA

I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT!

 

91.        OVD

Serleina no.

 

92.        SERLEINA

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

 

93.        OVD

... I walked right into that, didn't I?

 

94.        SERLEINA

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

 

95.        OVD

Serleina, I don't like this at all.

 

96.        SERLEINA

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

 

97.        EPIPHANY

[Don't we have enough of this kind of nonsense on the show?]

 

98.        SERLEINA

And that is LITERALLY what Drepanon said earlier when I was discussing fan theories with him!

 

99.        CIN

This show has *fans*?

 

100.   TOKIOMI

Of course! I'm a fan!

 

101.   CIN

You don'—uh... I... That—uh—that's, um, nice.

 

102.   DREPANON

It would be a better show if you were the main character instead of Akuma.

 

103.   TOKIOMI

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

 

104.   CIN

Okay, I feel more comfortable saying it now: yOU DON'T COUNT, TOKIOMI.

 

105.   TOKIOMI

Aww.

 

106.   DROSSEL

I’m not proud of Conny cause I didn’t tell her to her face and I don’t get a congratulations and I told her it’s cause I don’t want fights.

 

107.   EVRYN

Honestly, fights seem inevitable in your situation.

 

108.   DROSSEL

Conny texted her happy b-day and she didn’t even send her thank you.

 

109.   SIGYN

So I’ve heard. Well, you’re clearly proud of Conny. You’re always telling her how much you love her. Your mom’s just pissy. Hopefully she comes around. If not, well, too bad, I guess. I’m not that close to my family, so I’m bad with things like this.

 

110.   DROSSEL

Yeah, we text constantly, yes, we love each other. 

 

111.   EPIPHANY

[His mom's "just pissy" and not "rational".]

 

112.   DROSSEL

Yeah, exactly.

 

113.   EPIPHANY

[. . . ]

[Do you understand sarcasm?]

 

114.   DREPANON

Says the girl who can't/won't read subtitles more than half the time.

 

115.   EPIPHANY

[MY GLASSES WERE FOGGED UP]

[HOW DARE]

 

116.   LENA

ABLEIST!

 

117.   EPIPHANY

[DID I SAY YOU COULD SPEAK]

 

118.   DREPANON

Not like YOU ever have that problem.

 

119.   CIN

DUDE.

 

120.   DREPANON

...

 

121.        DREPANON stuffs another handful of food in his mouth and munches defiantly.

 

122.         exit DREPANON

 

123.   CIN AND SIGYN

I am so going to tap that before the end of the show's run.

 

124.   SIGYN AND CIN

JINX!

 

125.   USAGI

I'M ON A DIET.

 

126.   LENA

DEADNAMING!

 

127.   USAGI

DON'T POINT IT OUT!