Episode 71. Akuma and Illybrius Complete Their Bond, part 2 | November 7, 2008 at 12:53 p.m.

 

1.                  TITLE

Akuma and Illybrius Complete Their Bond

 

2.                  Fri, Nov 7, 2008 at 12:53 PM

 

3.                  EPIPHANY

[By the way, what the fuck kind of title is that?]

[Didn't we just establish last episode that Akuma has bonded to Désmoda now and also Illybrius doesn't give a fuck if she lives or dies as long as he gets some demon dick?]

 

4.                  SIGYN

Not that that's not a perfectly valid—

 

5.                  EVRYN

It's not. Moving on.

 

6.                  BASTION

Did you take the job? What, are you a god now or what?

 

7.                  EVRYN

Oh, Bastion's here. That explains the stupid title.

 

8.                  REIYA

Wait, is he going to make them make up and do the stupid Enzeru do?

 

9.                  EVRYN

BASTION?

 

10.             EPIPHANY

[Hi, you're new here, so we can forgive you, but]

[He's not nearly useful enough for that.]

 

11.             REIYA

Oh, alright!

 

12.             AKUMA

No. I changed my mind. I turned down the job and am heading home to Greece for a while.

 

13.             EVRYN

You speak Greek like I speak Spanish.

 

14.             REIYA

Wait, before or after it was known as Italy?

 

15.             SIGYN

...Erm, Reiya?

 

16.             REIYA

What?

 

17.             SIGYN

Italy and Greece aren't actually the same country.

 

18.             REIYA

They're not?

 

19.             SIGYN

They're not even in the same part of Europe.

 

20.             REIYA

Oh, my bad.

 

21.             AKUMA

I was born and raised in that area.

 

22.             EVRYN

Which one?

 

23.             AKUMA

Yes. Italy, before it was known as Greece.

 

24.             REIYA

But Sigyn just said—

 

25.             AKUMA

SHE'S FAKE NEWS!

 

26.             EUGENIE

Anachronisms, Akuma!

 

27.             AKUMA

BLUE HAIR, DON'T CARE!

 

28.             EVRYN

Wait, if Akuma knows about the Trump regime, how does Onion not?

 

29.             EUGENIE

He's Onion, dear.

 

30.             EVRYN

Oh, okay, then. But what about the Hivemind?

 

31.             EUGENIE

Selective obliviousness.

 

32.             AKUMA

I might be a bit hard to reach but if you ever really need to talk to me you have my e-mail okay?

 

33.             BASTION

Hey! I was wondering why I hadn't heard from you in a bit. What’s new?

 

34.    1:10 PM

 

35.             AKUMA

Hey. I wasn't expecting to hear for you so soon. How are things? Are you well? Listen I have use Meebo if you ever want to chat with me okay? I am getting rather lonely over here.

 

36.             EVRYN

I mean, he's—

 

37.             BASTION

I'm fine, are you up for a chat now? I'll probably have only this afternoon before I go to the cabin in Yosemite. No Wi-Fi point.

 

38.             EVRYN

But she's—

 

39.             AKUMA

Sorry but I can't right now but how about another night?

 

40.             EPIPHANY

[YOU ARE HAVING A FACE-TO-FACE CONVERSATION]

 

41.             AKUMA

Drake wants to take me out for ice cream to get me out of my rut as he calls it. Just give me a time and I will be ready. Okay?

 

42.             BASTION

Okay! ^_^

 

43.             AKUMA

Thanks it means a lot to me. Talk to you later then.