1. Sun, Nov 9, 2008
2.
8:53
PM
3.
TITLE
The Interrupted Roboticization of Bastion Rune
4. BASTION (to either Corri or Akuma)
Hi.
5. ROSEMARY
Hey.
6. BASTION
I
was waiting all weekend to talk to you, and now what's going on?
7. ROSEMARY
That
was just a clever way to steer away from you being a robot yourself.
8. EPIPHANY
[Rosemary has saved Bastion
from roboticization?!]
9. EVRYN
…Rejoice?
You’ve made a terrible choice?
10. BASTION
Are
you hurt?
11. ROSEMARY
Hurt
for what?
12. BASTION
If
I need to beat someone up, just give me the word, and I'll be right there!
13. EVRYN
So,
clearly Bastion waited all weekend to talk to Corri and/or Akuma, and she
ghosted him, and he’s concerned about her, which is nice, but why is his first
go-to thought, “Let’s do a violence”?
14. ROSEMARY
You
can alter reality if you know why I'm mean?
15. EVRYN
You’re
mean because you’re a rude bot!
16. ROSEMARY
Hence
why you and Penryn can alter reality!
17. BASTION
I
really do miss you.
18. ROSEMARY
I
miss you too.
19. BASTION
I
have been doing a lot of thinking lately, and I would like to talk to you, just
me and you, if we ever get the chance.
20. ROSEMARY
Nothing
much.
21. EPIPHANY
[Sorry-not-sorry]
[Commentary's not
going away anytime soon.]
[You're stuck with
us.]
[Or is it us who are stuck with
you?]
22. ROSEMARY
Find
out next time on The Interrupted Roboticization of Bastion Rune!
23. EVRYN
Bold
of you to assume this’ll get greenlit.
24. ROSEMARY
Aww.
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