Sunday, November 9, 2008

Episode 89. Corri Bangs Her Brother, part 5 | November 9, 2008 at 9:00 p.m.

 1.                TITLE

Corri Bangs Her Brother, part 5

 

2.               SETTING

A fancy cave somewhere.

 

3.               11/09/2008 | 9:00 PM | LIGHTS OUT

 

4.               (Illybrius)

Mmm, so you're not so delicate.

 

5.               WHITE TEXT

Illybrius increases his pace rapidly and is going at what he considers a normal speed.

 

6.               (Maheone)

Illyria-briucce, please stop holding back, I love you—

 

7.               (Evryn)

Glug.

 

8.               (Maheone)

—and I want you, please. Show me how much you want me, please.

 

9.               (Illybrius)

I love you too!

 

10.            (Evryn)

Glug.

 

11.             (Illybrius)

Oh— oh sweet Ragnarok—

 

12.            (Sigyn)

The fuck is wrong with YOU?

 

13.            (Illybrius)

—you feel so good!

 

14.            (Maheone)

*moans* So do you. Please, more. I need you.

 

15.            WHITE TEXT

Illybrius gasps heavily, pounding into Maheone, squeezing, tugging.

 

16.            (Maheone)

ILLYRIA-BRIUCCE! I'M—

 

17.            WHITE TEXT

a)        Maheone screams in pure pleasure.

b)       Illybrius cries out, pounding harder.

 

18.            (Maheone)

I'm so close, please, Illyria-briucce. I have to cum.

 

19.            (Illybrius)

Me, too. I— you— ohh.

 

20.           (Maheone)

I'm cumming. Please cum with me. I need you so bad.

 

21.            (Evryn)

He's already inside you. What more do you need?

 

22.           (Reiya)

Enjoy having an epic case of the shits after he gives you a semen enema!

 

23.           (Evryn)

Oh gods, I hadn't even thought of that.

 

24.           WHITE TEXT

Illybrius cries out and shoots.

 

25.           (Illybrius)

I—I need you— my Maheone, my best friend.

 

26.           (Sigyn)

Is it normal to be that way with your bes—

 

27.           (Cin)

No.

 

28.           (Sigyn)

okay GOOD. Because that would be weird.

 

29.           WHITE TEXT

Maheone cums hard.

 

30.           (Maheone)

My Illyria-briucce. I love you.

 

31.            (Evryn)

Glug.

 

32.           (Maheone)

That was amazing.

 

33.           (Illybrius)

Mmm, I love you too.

 

34.           (Evryn)

Glug.



35.     [LIGHTS ON]

 

36.               MAHEONE

It's gone. The spell. It's not around me anymore. Thank you.

 

37.     MAHEONE kisses Illybrius passionately.

 

38.     REIYA, DX, makes exaggerated gag noises

 

39.               EPIPHANY, disgusted face

[Word.]

 

40.               MAHEONE

Illyria-briucce, I have to tell you what I made my Akuma for you for.

 

41.               EVRYN

She’s stupid-thousand years old! She’s not “your” anything!

 

42.               LENA

Also, people are not property!

 

43.               EPIPHANY

[Although they are in Corri’s universe. Constantly. All the time.]

 

44.               LENA

Just because she does it, doesn’t make it right!

 

45.               ILLYBRIUS

Very well.

 

46.               EPIPHANY

[He made Akuma to torture me, right?]

 

47.               EVRYN

Unless you're stupid-thousand years old, I doubt it.

 

48.               MAHEONE

She was a vessel.

 

49.               LENA

That’s worse, actually. You do understand how that’s worse, right?

 

50.               MAHEONE

So I could be with you even though I wasn't in the same place as you. I told her and she accepts to let us join once in awhile. That was her purpose, but now... I see she is more—

 

51.               LENA

Like an autonomous sapient being, maybe?!

 

52.               EVRYN

No, don’t be silly.

 

53.               LENA, anger marks

FUCK OFF.

 

54.               EVRYN

Don’t you think if I could, I would have done so by now?

 

55.               MAHEONE

--and I am so sorry about what I did to her. And she still forgave me. You are lucky she loves you.

 

56.     EPIPHANY sighs heavily

 

57.               ILLYBRIUS

I know.

 

58.               EVRYN

Actually, I agree with Doucheone for that last bit. Remember when we tried to order Akuma to stop breathing and we couldn’t because she only follows the orders of the one she loves?

 

59.               EPIPHANY

[True, that. . . .]

 

60.               MAHEONE

I'm happy for you both. I am just sorry I messed things up between us. Can you ever forgive me?

 

61.               ILLYBRIUS

On one condition.

 

62.               EVRYN

And two shampoos.

 

63.               EPIPHANY

[Not in that order.]

 

64.               SERLEINA

YOU CAN’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE! I DO WHAT I WANT! AWOOOOOOO

 

65.               MAHEONE

Yes, my love?

 

66.               ILLYBRIUS

Give Miss Akuma the life that she wants.

 

67.               MAHEONE

a)          She told me she already has it when I offered to change her back. 

b)          Illyria-briucce?

 

68.               ILLYBRIUS

Hmm?

 

69.               MAHEONE

Does that upset you?

 

70.     MAHEONE snuggles close to hold Illybrius

 

71.               MAHEONE

That she refused to be changed back?

 

72.               EPIPHANY

[. . . Why would he be upset? You did what he said.]

 

73.     MAHEONE sighs and kisses Illybrius's brow

 

74.               MAHEONE 

*sighs* I'm sorry.

 

75.               ILLYBRIUS

No. Please don't toy with other peoples' lives anymore, my love.

 

76.               MAHEONE

You have my promise. It will never happen again. 

 

77.               EPIPHANY

[I wonder how long that will last.]

 

78.               MAHEONE

Oh no.

 

79.               ILLYBRIUS

Thank you.

 

80.     enter RULEAN

 

81.               EVRYN

NOT THIS CUNT! OH MY GOD. Okay, so FAKE MAHEONE will never fuck with Akuma’s life again, but instead, Corri’s going to get another one of her bloody fucking sock puppets to do it, and it’s another one that was ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY TEAM FALCON!

 

82.               EPIPHANY, anger marks

[What a shitstain.]

 

83.               MAHEONE

Illyria-briucce! Rulean just showed up and...

 

84.     RULEAN and AKUMA engage in a sword fight with play swords in the background

 

85.               ILLYBRIUS

Fuck.

 

86.               MAHEONE

Akuma.

 

87.               EPIPHANY

[Ewwww.]

 

88.               ILLYBRIUS

GET HER OUT OF HERE!

 

89.               MAHEONE

It's over, Illyria-briucce... hang on, I need... please, no.

 

90.               EPIPHANY

[WORDS]

[USE THEM TO MAKE SENTENCES]

 

91.               ILLYBRIUS

a)          What— is happening? 

b)          Maheone!

 

92.               MAHEONE

She was protecting me! And that... He...

 

93.               EPIPHANY

[YOU'RE BAD AT LISTENING.]

 

94.               DREPANON, offstage

You're bad at reading subtitles!

 

95.               ORION, offstage

I can't read!

 

96.               AKUMA, offstage

NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

97.               DREPANON, offstage

No.

 

98.               ILLYBRIUS

Please do something. Or tell me what I can do.

 

99.               EPIPHANY

[You can do nothing but helplessly watch while she railroads everything.]

[You’d think you’d be used to this by now.]

 

100.          MAHEONE

He's gone, but Rulean stabbed her with some sort of dagger. I can't touch it. It's almost like the dagger isn't even real.  

 

101.   EPIPHANY throws previous sign at Maheone

 

102.          EVRYN

Well, you know what? Neither is Akuma. Neither is Rulean. Neither are you. Neither am I—

 

103.   [screen goes staticky and fades out, then fades back in]

 

104.          MAHEONE

She wants you.

 

105.          ILLYBRIUS

Very well.

 

106.          EPIPHANY

[NO!]

[NOT AGAIN!]

 

107.          AKUMA

Irubura...

 

108.          EPIPHANY, anger marks

[YOU NEED TO STOP DOING THAT]

 

109.          ILLYBRIUS

Miss Akuma.

 

110.          AKUMA

Rulean knows Enzeru magick. Did you and Impare make up?

 

111.          ILLYBRIUS

Yes.

 

112.          AKUMA

Good.

 

113.          ILLYBRIUS

Can you try pulling the dagger out?

 

114.          AKUMA

Lee...

 

115.          MAHEONE

It's in her chest.  I... I don't know how to handle a wound to the soul.

 

116.          ILLYBRIUS

Maheone, you ought to! You're the one who gave Larlia a soul.  Larlia... Pumpkin, send for Larlia!

 

117.          EPIPHANY

[Told you he wasn't Maheone.]

 

118.          AKUMA

Lee. Give me three days, Irubura.

 

119.          ILLYBRIUS

Three days?! For... what?

 

120.          EVRYN

For rubbing Ra, obviously!

 

121.          AKUMA

To be reborn.

 

122.          EVRYN

After Ra kills her for repeatedly sexually harassing him!

 

123.          ILLYBRIUS

WHAT!? Akuma!

 

124.          EPIPHANY

[Stop trying to get her to make sense.]

[It won't work.]

 

125.          AKUMA

Lee.  I'm sorry. I couldn't let him harm Impare.

 

126.          ILLYBRIUS

I know, but Larlia can help you. I am going to get her now. I do not care if she's still— dear Heimdall... 

 

127.          AKUMA

Usagi....will he be okay?

 

128.          FLUOU

Yes, if we can get him back on his diet, he should be fine.

 

129.          ILLYBRIUS

Yes. Maheone should leave.  Larlia will be absolutely useless if Maheone is there.

 

130.          EPIPHANY

[I mean, I have a feeling Larlia will be absolutely useless either way.]

 

131.          MAHEONE

I'm staying. She's my creation. Illyria-briucce, I have to stay.

 

132.          EPIPHANY

[Translation: No! I must stop you from solving this problem prematurely.]

[This is why Larlia is going to be useless, by the way.]

 

133.          ILLYBRIUS

Maheone, you idiot.

 

134.          EPIPHANY

[Right?]

 

135.          AKUMA

Impare, go home. Right now.

 

136.          ILLYBRIUS

Larlia is still in love with you and won't be able to do a goddamn thing except look at you and compose sappy poetry in her head.

 

137.          MAHEONE

But my gift...

 

138.          AKUMA

NOW, GODDAMN IT!

 

139.          EVRYN

Wait, are angels allowed to say that?!

 

140.          EPIPHANY

[Depends on the god?]

 

141.          ILLYBRIUS

What she said.

 

142.          EPIPHANY

[See?]

 

143.          MAHEONE

Illyria-briucce, I love you. 

 

144.   EVRYN takes a shot

 

145.          MAHEONE

I will come back. I promise.

 

146.          ILLYBRIUS

Good.

 

147.          AKUMA

He's leaving.

 

148.          EPIPHANY

[We have eyes.]

 

149.          FLUOU

Thank the gods for that.

 

150.          SERLEINA

SORRY, AVERNA!

 

151.          DREPANON, offstage

How much use are they if no one uses them to observe anything?

 

152.   SIGYN hums "Every Breath You Take".

 

153.   /exit MAHEONE,

154.   enter LARLIA

 

155.          ILLYBRIUS

Good.

 

156.          AKUMA

Forgive me.

 

157.          LARLIA

What is it? Who's hurt?

 

158.          AKUMA

I only wanted to protect you both, Irubura.

 

159.          LARLIA

I'm Larlia.

 

160.          EPIPHANY

[And she's delirious.]

 

161.          AKUMA

Akuma. Wish it was under better tidings we meet.

 

162.          LARLIA

Agreed.

 

163.          AKUMA

Rulean stabbed me with a blade designed to damage a soul. I left it in but it's deep in my chest.

 

164.          EPIPHANY

[Is that why it shattered into a bunch of soft mineral pieces?]

 

165.          MARIE

Although props for not taking the knife out. That’s actually what you’re supposed to do.

 

166.          AKUMA

I can't... There isn't much time.

 

167.          EVRYN

Wait, didn’t your major ever teach you how to survive being stabbed?

 

168.          LARLIA

I can help as long as I don't get distracted.

 

169.          EPIPHANY

[Help with the bleeding out, right?]

 

170.          AKUMA

If you can't... I'll have to be reborn.

 

171.          LARLIA

It will be fine.

 

172.          AKUMA

Getting weak.

 

173.          EPIPHANY

[Note how she's distracting Larlia on purpose, to keep her from solving the problem.]

 

174.          EVRYN

Speaking of Solving the Problem, OVD, are you SURE—

 

175.          OVD

You may not put out a hit on Akuma, and that's final!

 

176.          LARLIA

Five minutes.

 

177.          AKUMA

Not sure... I can last.  I can't access my magic. There is a piece of lapis embedded in my heart.

 

178.          LARLIA

I will extract it. Are you ready?

 

179.          AKUMA

Not really, but if you must.

 

180.          LARLIA

I must if you wish to live.

 

181.          AKUMA

Do it. I can't. Weak.

 

182.   LARLIA tugs the sword out of Akuma’s bodice, as well as some blue stones

 

183.          EPIPHANY, Santa Claus scowl

[Stupid dumbass gem knife]

[IT SHOULD HAVE CRUMBLED. LAPIS IS NOT A STRONG MATERIAL.]

 

184.          DREPANON

... Neither is Akuma.

 

185.         EPIPHANY

[She's more structurally sound than lapis lazuli. Otherwise she would have literally fallen apart by now.]

 

186.          DREPANON

Enzerus—

 

187.         EPIPHANY

[And then I could REJOICE!]

 

188.          DREPANON

—are different.

 

189.          SERLEINA

RE— wait.

 

190.          DREPANON

She's an Enzeru.

 

191.          SERLEINA

. . .

 

192.         EPIPHANY

[No. I refuse to accept that cop-out. Not this time.]

 

193.          DREPANON

Too bad. Corri fiat.

 

194.          LARLIA

Done.

 

195.          AKUMA

Something's not right, still.

 

196.          EPIPHANY

[Yes, the part where there’s no blood geysering out of your chest.]

 

197.          LARLIA

Done with extracting the lapis. It will take a few more minutes to heal your soul.

 

198.          AKUMA

No. Ginger root.

 

199.          EPIPHANY

[is an amazing ingredient.]

 

200.          LARLIA

Spearmint should counteract.

 

201.          EPIPHANY

[No. That would taste terrible.]

 

202.          EVRYN

It counteracts the... lapis or whatever that is that's turning Akuma to stone.

 

203.          EPIPHANY

[That’s stupid. She’s stupid.]

 

204.          AKUMA

Numb. Can't breathe.  Lee...

 

205.          ILLYBRIUS

I'm here, my love.

 

206.   EVRYN takes a shot

 

207.          AKUMA

I lovvv....

 

208.   LARLIA is still pulling stuff out of Akuma’s bodice and tossing it over her shoulder

 

209.          ILLYBRIUS

Larlia, hurry up and finish or get Citakua.

 

210.          DANCES WITH NONPLOT

You can stop now. I'll handle Akuma's soul from here.

 

211.          EPIPHANY

[Translation: STOP! GO AWAY! STOP FIXING THINGS!]

 

212.          ILLYBRIUS

Thank you. Did Larlia's spell help any?

 

213.          DANCES WITH NONPLOT

Illybrius. Listen to me, please.  This is how she would have wanted it.  Give me three days.  

 

214.          EPIPHANY

[1. That is not an answer.] 

[2. This is stupid.]

[3. You're stupid.]

[Stop being so fucking stupid.]

 

215.          LENA

Epiphany, are you aware that the educational system favors female students and—

 

216.          SERLEINA

*AIRHORN NOISES* THAT IS THE SOUND OF ME DERAILING YOUR DERAIL!

 

217.          LENA

Fair enough.

 

218.          DREPANON

NOW can I use the Soapbox?

 

219.          LENA

OVD said not until we're done filming!

 

220.          DREPANON

But I'm trying to earn a higher degree in armchair activism and how can I do that without guilting everyone on Facebook into re-posting all the yellow journalism?

 

221.          LENA

Your problem, not mine.

 

222.          DANCES WITH NONPLOT

a)       I need your permission. Please, Mr. Falcon. 

b)       Hello?

 

223.          EPIPHANY

[Translation: No. Shut up about Larlia and let me railroad you.]

 

224.          ILLYBRIUS, looking at his phone

Permission for what?

 

225.          EPIPHANY

[TO DO THE STUPID THING INSTEAD OF LETTING LARLIA FIX THE PROBLEM]

 

226.          ILLYBRIUS

Sorry, I just saw this really scary-looking political post on Facebook and I feel compelled to re-share it.

 

227.          DANCES WITH NONPLOT

I need your permission to revive her soul for you.

 

228.          EPIPHANY

[Why can't you revive her soul without asking Illybrius's permission, and revive her for her own sake?]

 

229.          EVRYN

Remember the part where Remirum is all back-arsewards and, like, misogynistic and crap? And the other part where Akuma has no agency and needs her husband and/or other male relatives to decide everything for her?

 

230.          EPIPHANY

[...]

[Right.]

 

231.          LENA

People. Aren’t. Property.

 

232.          SERLEINA

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE!

 

233.          ILLYBRIUS

Do it. How different will she be?

 

234.          DANCES WITH NONPLOT

I am sorry, but she died doing what she wanted. 

 

235.          EPIPHANY

[Angsting?]

[Distracting someone so they couldn't solve a problem?]

[While angsting?]

 

236.          DANCES WITH NONPLOT

However, if you notice, her bond with you is still intact.

 

237.          EPIPHANY

[You're not even listening, are you?]

 

238.          ILLYBRIUS

How different will she be?

 

239.          DANCES WITH NONPLOT

I won't know until she wakes. But I promise you that I will stay with her and watch over her as if she was my sister Corri. I promise you.

 

240.          EPIPHANY

[So, you mean, you're going to abandon her, erase her memory, and then vanish for years?]

 

241.          EVRYN

That actually sounds pretty awesome. Could you rework her personality so that she’s less made of fail?

 

242.          ILLYBRIUS

Thank you.

 

243.          EPIPHANY

[What are you thanking him for?]

 

244.          EVRYN

Presumably, reworking her personality so she's less made of fail.

 

245.          EPIPHANY, ignoring that

[He popped up out of nowhere this episode and has given Illybrius no reason to trust him. He stopped Larlia from reviving Akuma so that he could have more drama. There is no reason Illybrius should trust Dances With Nonplot with repairing a toaster, let alone his wife!]

 

246.          FARMBOT FAUS MAUS (Team Falcon’s ESO character)

I’d trust him to repair my wife! And by “repair” I mean “fix”.

 

247.          LENA

OFFENSIVE!

 

248.          FAUS

Sorry, what? Can’t hear you over how I’m making it rain for these Argonian strippers.

 

249.          LENA

I hate him. Can we fire him?

 

250.          OVD

No!

 

251.          EPIPHANY

[But then you wouldn’t have to pay him.]

 

252.          FAUS

We’re supposed to get paid for this?

 

253.          OVD

BUH-BUH-BUH DON’T BE SILLY, EPIPHANY! Faustus, my man, we’re hitting the strip joint again after this, right?

 

254.          FAUS

… I wasn’t supposed to bring them with me? Ah! No matter! We’ll sort that out later.

 

255.          SIGYN

I mean, I'd trust any man with Illybrius's wife, including Meta, but that's just because I don't think anyone would want anything to do with her.

 

256.          DANCES WITH NONPLOT

I owe her.

 

257.          EPIPHANY

[Then why didn’t you let Larlia fix the problem, hmm?]

 

258.          ILLYBRIUS

Do you know... if I might speak to either Maheone or Orion?

 

259.          DANCES WITH NONPLOT

Orion is staying with Corri.  He was... highly upset that he failed in protecting Akuma for you.

 

260.          EPIPHANY

[Half the time he wants to kill her. What are you talking about?]

 

261.          DANCES WITH NONPLOT

And your soul-mate is returning to his host's body to settle into the back of young Mr. Bliu’s mind so the young man still won't remember a thing.

 

262.          ILLYBRIUS

I'm surprised that Bliu lasted this long with Maheone gone.

 

263.          EPIPHANY

[It’s almost like that wasn’t Maheone!]

 

264.          FAUS

If that wasn’t Maheone, then who in the heaven did Illybrius just mate with?

 

265.          EVRYN

Some bloke called Lunestos, apparently!

 

266.          FAUS

Oh, Lunestos! Yes, hell of a chap. Though I wouldn’t trust him round my horse...

 

267.          EVRYN

Not unless he changed his name to LUBEnestos.

 

268.          FAUS

…because he would steal it.

 

269.          EVRYN

Oh.

 

270.          EPIPHANY

[I still hold that you shouldn’t trust Lunestos with any living creature. Or dead ones, in fact.]

 

271.          SIGYN

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

272.          EPIPHANY

[Remember the tiger thing?]

 

273.          DANCES WITH NONPLOT

I found the young man another source of power.  

 

274.          EVRYN

And for those of you just tuning in, “power” in this show is code for “cock”.

 

275.          FAUS

Brilliant! I love a good rooster now and again.

 

276.          EPIPHANY

[Something, something, green energy]

 

277.          EVRYN

What?

 

278.          EPIPHANY

[You know, alternate sources of power.]

 

279.          FAUS

I must say, if it’s green, there’s something terribly wrong.

 

280.          EPIPHANY

[Actually, roosters can have a green sheen to their plumage!]

[It’s quite beautiful.]

 

281.          FAUS

*sighs happily* Ah yes, there’s no sight lovelier than that of a gorgeous, healthy… rooster.

 

282.          EVRYN

And they found a green one to power Bliu in “Maheone’s” “absence”. Mmmhmm.

 

283.          FAUS

I’m quite jealous, actually. Where’s my green power cock?

 

284.          SERLEINA

Uhhhhh there’s stores for that around here, you know.

 

285.          FAUS

Are there really? You mortals come up with the most ingenious—

 

286.          SERLEINA

HOLD IT. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING MORTAL?

 

287.          FAUS

Oh, sorry, I’d just assumed—

 

288.          EVRYN

Well, we do have one token mortal, but he’s …well, trying to get back on his diet, you see, one which forbids green *cough* roosters.

 

289.          FAUS

What a sorry existence.

 

290.          SERLEINA

YOU’RE GOING TO BE THE ONE SORRY FOR EXISTING IF YOU DON’T CHECK YOUR ASSUMPTIONS, BUDDY BOY!

 

291.          DANCES WITH NONPLOT

He was safe.  As a lost soul, my job is to bring balance.  As Corri's brother, however—

 

292.          EUGENIE

Shame corner. Now.

 

293.          BLAKE DANCES WITH NONPLOT SHAME CORNER

—my obligation is to keep those she loves happy.  Otherwise I would have taken Akuma's soul to the afterlife.

 

294.          EPIPHANY grins

[Oooooh, I'm telling Anubis you broke the rules!]

 

295.          DANCES WITH SHAME CORNER

If you rat me out, I really WILL steal your kidneys.

 

296.          EPIPHANY

[Good luck with that.]

[Temporal rubber-banding means I’ll get them back in under 12 hours.]

 

297.          ILLYBRIUS

I'm also glad that Corri has been safe in Akuma's absence.

 

298.          EPIPHANY

[I am not.]

 

299.          DANCES WITH SHAME CORNER

I would never let harm come to my sister. 

 

300.          EPIPHANY

[Oh, REALLY?]

 

301.          DANCES WITH SHAME CORNER

However—

 

302.          EVERYBODY points at Dances.

SHAME!

 

303.          DANCES WITH SHAME CORNER

—she was frightened for your life as well. 

 

304.          EPIPHANY

[Why does that sentence need a “however”?]

[How is "she was scared for you, too" in any way potentially contradictory to "I would never let her get hurt"?]

 

305.          EVRYN

It works if their lines are both written by the same, incredibly selfish person, which we all know they are, but they’re horrible at acting like they’re not. On the other hand, it could also mean that he’s sworn to protect Akuma, but Akuma’s worried about Illybrius’s life, and Dances With Nonplot— sorry, Shame Corner— doesn’t care about protecting him. 

 

306.          DANCES WITH SHAME CORNER

She sees you as a replacement big brother for me.

 

307.          EPIPHANY

[. . .]

[So, let me get this straight: Illybrius is Corri's Replacement Goldfish for her brother, who she had an incestuous relationship with,]

 

308.          FLUOU

[*with whom she had an incestuous relationship,]

 

309.          EPIPHANY

[except that he was actually her the whole time?]

[This show is such a soap opera.]

 

310.          FAUS

I know, isn’t it grand? Truly top-tier writing, I must say!

 

311.          SIGYN

This is gross. Can I get a raise for sitting through this?

 

312.          OVD

If I gave you a raise, I'd have to give EVERYONE here a raise. That wouldn't be very fair to my wallet, now, would it?

 

313.          EVRYN

Well, at least now when we tell her to go fuck herself, we’ll know that she already has. And apparently she died protecting herself. Sounds legit.  

 

314.          CINNAMON

I'd like to know... Was I an experiment as Akuma and Enon were? 

 

315.          EVRYN

Yes. You were for science.

 

316.          EPIPHANY

[*SCIENCE!]

 

317.          EVRYN

If you knew how the Drakoste treated science, you would not be holding up that sign.

 

318.          EPIPHANY

[I try to forget.]

 

319.          EVRYN

Oh. Would you like— oh. Right. Forgot, drugs don't work on you.

 

320.   SIGYN raises her hand.

 

321.          EVRYN

Pony up! Double this time.

 

322.   SIGYN hands $20 to Xaldin.

 

323.   EVRYN hands a little bottle to Sigyn.

 

324.          CIN

I ask because in Celestia, I had silver eyes that changed color by mood, bronze hair, and deep-blue wings.  I'm also Illybrius's perfect counterpart in many ways— being water and wind where he is fire and earth, female where he is male, ambidextrous but mostly right-handed where he is ambidextrous but mostly left-handed... etc.  Well, also, Illybrius could've chosen to infiltrate Maheone's conduit rather than mine.

 

325.          DANCES WITH SHAME CORNER

You were born to balance him. That is all. You are the yin and he is the yang.  Nothing more and nothing less.  

 

326.          EPIPHANY

[That sucks.]

 

327.          EVRYN

He's obviously just telling her that so he can shut her up and get back to focusing on the Corri Sues.

 

328.          DANCES WITH SHAME CORNER

Now, Mr. Falcon, you must understand that Akuma might have some permanent damage, but you still want her revived, correct?

 

329.          EVRYN

See?

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