Episode 68a. Orion the Magnificent Flip-Flopper, part 3 | November 6, 2008 at 8:00 p.m.

 1.    TITLE

Orion, the Magnificent Flip-Flopper, part 3

 

2.    SETTING: Akuma’s room

11/06/08 | 8:00 PM

 

3.    LIGHTS OUT and the following is heard

4.          (Orion)

So cruel, my master.

 

5.          (Illybrius)

Mmm, only the best for you, beloved.

 

6.          (Orion)

Thank you, my master...

 

7.          WHITE TEXT

a)  Illybrius rests his head on Orion's shoulder and lightly toys with Orion's cock.

b) Orion gives a pitiful whimper.

c)  Illybrius uses his free hand to tilt Orion's head again for another kiss.

d)  Orion moans into the kiss.

e)  Illybrius strokes Orion's tongue with his own while teasing Orion's other head.

f)  Orion thrusts into Illybrius's hand and kisses back hard.

g)  Illybrius purrs.

h)  Orion moans louder.

i)    Illybrius purrs louder and squeezes.

j)   Orion pulls back.

 

8.          (Orion)

Please!

 

9.          WHITE TEXT

Illybrius pulls back as well and smacks Orion's ass.

 

10.       (Illybrius)

Not yet.

 

11.        WHITE TEXT

Orion gives a cry of pleasure.

Illybrius increases his pace dramatically.

 

12.       (Orion)

Pain... pleasure... I am... so close...

 

13.       (Serleina)

SUDDENLY, DÉSMODA!

 

14.       (Désmoda)

Forgive me for ruining the mood, then.

 

15.       (Marie)

No, thank you, the mood needed to be ruined.

 

16.       (Désmoda)

Maître Valke, I’m in the midst of cleaning up your mess.

 

17.       (Sigyn)

Already? That... I hope Meta is atypical of your family.

 

18.       (Tokiomi)

Here we go again...

 

19.       (Oregano)

~ HERE I GO, AGAIN ON MY OWN!

GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER KNOWN!

LIKE A DRIFTER I WAS BORN TO WALK ALONE!~

 

20.      (Illybrius)

It’s your mess now, Pumpkin.

 

21.       (Sigyn)

I don't think that's how that works.

 

22.      (Serleina)

YOU WOULD KNOW~

 

23.      (Tokiomi)

Please stop reminding me.

 

24.      (Illybrius)

You know better than to involve yourself in things you dislike.

 

25.      (Tokiomi)

EXCUSE YOU, DID YOU JUST--

 

26.      (OVD)

That was Illybrius's line to Désmoda.

 

27.      (Orion)

What is going on?

 

28.      (Illybrius)

Now, my Orion...

 

29.      WHITE TEXT

a)  Illybrius rides Orion as hard and fast as he can.

b) Orion whimpers and almost cums.

c)  Illybrius kisses Orion again.

 

30.      (Illybrius)

Go ahead.

 

31.       (Orion)

Thank you, MASTER!

 

32.      WHITE TEXT

Orion explodes.

Illybrius shivers, debates holding back, then decides to shoot off inside Orion.

 

33.      (Orion)

Oh... god...

 

34.      WHITE TEXT

Orion shivers in pleasure.

 

35.      (Orion)

So... good...

 

36.      (Evryn)

Unlike this writing. Or this acting.

 

37.      WHITE TEXT

a)  Illybrius holds Orion close.

b) Orion nuzzles.

 

38.      (Orion)

Yum...

 

39.      WHITE TEXT

a)  Illybrius, having already pulled out, cleans up, then pulls Orion close and kisses him.

b) Orion returns the kiss.

 

40.      (Orion)

I haven't been this full in a long time.

 

41.       (Serleina)

TOP TEN THINGS SAID ON... wait... this is Orion's wedding night, isn't it?

42.      a)LIGHTS ON
b) enter EPIPHANY

 

43.      ILLYBRIUS

Hmm?

 

44.      ORION

Pyric.

 

45.      EVRYN

Priapic!

 

46.      ORION

Feed off sexual energy to stay alive.

 

47.      ILLYBRIUS

I know. What kept you from being full before?

 

48.      ORION

Never had someone willing to help. So a hooker here, a rape there… you get the point.

 

49.      EPIPHANY

[I don't ever want to hear you talk like that again. Also, didn't you say earlier that consent messes it up?]

 

50.      SIGYN

It—

 

51.      REIYA

LALALALALALALALALALA~

 

52.      ILLYBRIUS

Oh. Well, now you have someone forever.

 

53.      ORION

Thank you. Going to be sore tomorrow.

 

54.      ILLYBRIUS

I’ll give you a massage.

 

55.      SIGYN

I don't think he meant that kind of sore.

 

56.      ORION

No. This is fine. It’s a good pain.

 

57.      ILLYBRIUS

I meant as foreplay. Unless you’re too tired to go again?

 

58.      ORION

Give me a few. I just ate.

 

59. ILLYBRIUS cuddles up next to Orion

 

60.      ILLYBRIUS

Fair enough.

 

61.      ORION

Wow… I never knew a person could be so warm. She was right. You are a living heated blanket.

 

62.      EPIPHANY

[And he's only noticing this now beca Never mind.]

 

63.      EVRYN

We know he's unobservant but I keep hoping the day will arrive when I don't have to point out that HE'S A FUCKING FIRE GOD, DUDE.

 

64.      ILLYBRIUS

Mmmmm, you smell nice.

 

65.      SERLEINA

ARE YOU KIDDING HE SMELLS TERRIBLE

 

66.      ORION

So I’ve been told.

 

67. SERLEINA and EPI high-five

 

68.      ILLYBRIUS

I love the way you smell, taste, and feel. It’s so familiar and yet so different.

 

69.      ORION

I’ve… changed so much. My hair used to be a very light brown and I had blue eyes. Now it’s black and my eyes are pretty much the same. Shame too. I miss my eyes the most.

 

70.      EPIPHANY

[But you just said that your eyes stayed pretty much the same.]

 

71.      EVRYN

I think he means his eyes are the same as his hair now. He really sucks at words.

 

72.      EPIPHANY

[Oh.]

[He does.]

 

73.      SIGYN

I don’t know about you, but his hair looks pretty purple to me.

 

74.      ILLYBRIUS

Mmmmmm. I still think you’re gorgeous.

 

75.      ORION

Thank you. At least I still look human. I was kinda afraid I would end up with horns.

 

76.      MARIE

Why would you be afraid of having horns? You're a sex demon. They're basically handles.

 

77.      SEI-SEI

I find his unwillingness to have horns very prejudicial. It's like if I became a demon and went like, "Thank God my complexion didn't turn out like his." You just can't say things like that to people.

78.      ILLYBRIUS

You’re visibly horny in any case.

 

79.      SEI-SEI

SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

 

80.      EUGENIE

Illybrius, corner.

 

81.      ILLYBRIUS

But—

 

82.      EUGENIE

Marie, Abyss.

 

83.      MARIE

Gotcha!

 

84. MARIE'S SIM HOUSE is now in the Abyss.

 

85.      ORION

Your fault.

 

86.      ILLYBRIUS

Oh, fuck off.

 

87.      OVD

In-character, Illybrius!

 

88.      ILLYBRIUS

*fart noise*

 

89.      OVD

That's better.

 

90.      ORION

Let me check on things and I will be right back. Promise.

 

91. exit ORION

 

92.      EPIPHANY

[I hope he stays gone.]

 

93.      SERLEINA

So does HIS MOTHER!

 

94. enter ORION

 

95.      EPIPHANY scowls

[Dammit.]

 

96.      SERLEINA

Must you always be such a disappointment? That’s not my question, by the way.

 

97.      ORION

Are you there?

 

98.      ILLYBRIUS

Of course.

 

99.      ORION

Well… this place is going to Hell.

 

100. EPIPHANY

[No shit. YOU'RE here.]

 

101. EVRYN

Yes but which one?

 

102. ORION

Now shall we?

 

103. ILLYBRIUS

Mmmmm… of course.

 

104. ORION

Let me feel our bond, please.

 

105. ILLYBRIUS

Orion, my delicious sweetmeat demon—

 

106. ORION

Sounds like you want to eat me.

 

107. ILLYBRIUS

I want to suck on you, at least.

 

108. ORION

Wait just a moment. Apparently I am needed by her.

 

109. EPIPHANY

[You mean, Akuma? Why would she want you anywhere near her?]

 

110.    exit ORION

 

111. ILLYBRIUS

*disappointed moan*

 

112.    enter ORION

 

113. ILLYBRIUS

Ori... Orion…

 

114. ORION

Forgive me. That took longer than I thought.

 

115. EVRYN

What the fuck? That took, like, two seconds.

 

116. ORION

Are you okay?

 

117. ILLYBRIUS

Mmmmm… I about rung myself out thinking about you.

 

118. EVRYN

Are you guys secretly Cullens?

 

119. MARIE

No, but Illybrius is The Flash.

 

120. ORION

Forgive me. I was throwing out the trash.

 

121. EPIPHANY

[Much more important.]

 

122. EVRYN

I think Akuma's the trash.

 

123. EPIPHANY

[I think Akuma's always been trash.]

 

124. ILLYBRIUS

Ah, I see.

 

125. SIGYN

Really? That’s weird, my rubbish bin’s name also starts with an A.

 

126. MARIE

Oh, wow. Classy.

 

127. SIGYN

I was drunk and armed with a Sharpie. Be grateful I didn’t write it in Dickbutts.

 

128. AKUMA, offstage

IT'S CALLED DRIDAERIEN! HELLO?

 

129. EVRYN

Not that we could really tell the difference if you did…

 

130. ORION

And this time it won’t come back.

 

131. EVRYN

The rubbish bin?

 

132. SERLEINA

NO, A PERSON! PAY ATTENTION TO THE SHOW, NOT YOUR SIDE COMMENTS!

 

133. EVRYN

But I like the side comments.

 

134. SERLEINA

Yeah, well… Me too! And I’m still paying attention to the show! WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE NOW?!

 

135. EPIPHANY

[. . . Please tell me the trash is Akuma.]

 

136. EVRYN

I think I just said that.

 

137. EPIPHANY

[Yes, but you weren't certain.]

 

138. EVRYN

What makes you think I'm certain now?  I'm too sober to be certain.

 

139. ILLYBRIUS

Then perhaps we can have some time alone together.

 

140. EVRYN

...if I'm too sober to be certain the rubbish is Akuma, what makes you think I'm drunk enough to shag you?

 

141. EPIPHANY

[I thought you were going to say "drunk enough to give informed consent."]

 

142. SIGYN

Umm, not that I care, but isn't that, like, the exact opposite of how consent works?

 

143. EPIPHANY

[Do you remember the part where I said she has alcohol blood levels and not the other way around?]

[I wasn't kidding.]

 

144. SIGYN

I remember things from the earlier episodes about as well as you read subtitles and run track. And I just wanted to say "consent" again because—

 

145. CORRI

IT BURRRRRNNNNNNS 

 

146. ORION

Lee… my truce with her is broken.

 

147. ILLYBRIUS

I know.

 

148. ORION

Then… may I?

 

149. ILLYBRIUS

May I still massage you?

 

150. EVRYN

That seems off-topic.