1. TITLE
Corri
Bangs Her Brother
2.
11/09/2008
| 8:00 PM
3.
Setting:
A stone house with a nice big fire, apparently
4.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
Right.
Forgot my manners.
5.
EVRYN
YOU
DON’T SAY?!
6.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
I,
my dear lady, am Blake Kisen Neal.
7.
EPIPHANY
[“Kiss and Kneel”? Really,
Corri?]
8.
EVRYN
No,
you're "Dances With Nonplot." Why is everyone ignoring me?
9.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
You
know someone who was very dear to me.
10.
EPIPHANY
[The phrasing here implies that
this person is still alive but is no longer dear to you.]
11.
CINNAMON
I
am Peruru Vendetta Cupid Titania Marialoha Cinnamon Alira Starling Marleigh,
Queen of Celestia and Her Lunar Matriarch. I... mostly go by Cinnamon or
K.
12.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
I
find no K in your name, my dear lady.
13.
EVRYN
Well,
obviously it’s a ninja.
14.
REIYA
And
that name is a CRINGE-a!
15.
CINNAMON
I
know. I belonged to a man who renamed me Kalla two years ago, and though
I've stopped using the name since I became free, I still use the initial.
16.
REIYA
Buy
one cringe, get one cringe free! Press F to pay DISRESPECTS!
17.
EPIPHANY
[F]
18.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
Ah.
That would explain it. Now have you figured out where you know me from yet?
Or should I throw you a few clues?
19.
CINNAMON
I'm
not certain. Do you know Corri?
20.
EVRYN
Biblically?
21.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
Yes.
I do.
22.
EPIPHANY
[You poor bastard.]
23.
CINNAMON
Are
you her brother?
24.
SIGYN
Is
this a "Flowers in the Attic" thing? Can we LEAVE if it's a Flowers
in the Attic thing?
25.
TOKIOMI
I'm
surprised that bothers you.
26.
SIGYN
...
Well, it does. So there.
27.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
Yes,
I am Corri's brother.
28.
EVRYN
Dude.
Not cool.
29.
EPIPHANY
[Ewwww]
30.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
I
see she still talks about me. I... don't know if I should be happy or saddened
by that fact.
31.
CINNAMON
She
speaks fondly of you. Although she is sad that she cannot remember much
of you.
32.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
The
fault for that is my own.
33.
EPIPHANY
[What is it with you fuckers
and casually wiping people's memories?]
34.
CINNAMON
Are
you dead? If not, why don't you contact her?
35.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
The
dead have no business with the living—
36.
EVRYN
Then
how the fuck is Epiphany my best friend?
37.
EPIPHANY
[Thank you!]
[This is one of the most stupid
arguments lifeists use to keep the previously-living out of the workplace.]
38.
LENA
Can
I have that back, please?
39.
DREPANON
It's
MY turn to use the Designated Soapbox!
40.
LENA
You
logged off Facebook two hours ago, it's MY turn!
41.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
—even
if I am nothing more than a lost soul, my dear lady, mostly thanks to Akumano,
who not only blocked Corri's memory of me so she would not grieve for me.
42.
CINNAMON
I'm
living.
43.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
Therein
lies the catch.
44.
CINNAMON
I'm
confused.
45.
EPIPHANY
[He is being as cryptic
as physically possible.]
46.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
You
are not of this world. Therefore, the law does not apply to you. Akumano
herself is not even from this plane.
47.
EVRYN
I’M TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING
SUES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!
48.
EPIPHANY
[I think laws apply based on
where it’s happening, not based on where the person is or is not following them
is from.]
49.
EVRYN
…even
metaphysical laws?
50.
EPIPHANY
[Yes!]
51.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
Her
clan was from a place called Remirum.
52.
CINNAMON
Corri
is Akuma's conduit.
53.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
I
know.
54.
CINNAMON
Oh,
I know... "It doesn't work that way."
55.
EPIPHANY
[The more you talk, the more I
like you.]
56.
EVRYN
As
opposed to most of the characters on this show—the more they talk, the LESS Epi
and I like them.
57.
CINNAMON
I
don't suppose you'd be able to tell me where Maheone Kogulo is?
58.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
I
could.
59.
EPIPHANY
[Are you training to go for the
gold medal in the 2010 Winter Olympics' question-dodging competition, by any
chance?]
60.
CINNAMON
The
prettiest please in the world, with a cherry on top?
61.
EVRYN
That
could get him arrested…
62.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
My
lady, as much as I would love to tell you... Hold on, please. He came back.
63.
REIYA
Don’t
lie. You never intended to tell her.
64.
DANCES
WITH NONPLOT dodges behind a prop
65.
EVRYN
That’s a “yes” to your
question, Epi.
66.
CINNAMON
I
hate pronouns sometimes.
67.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT (behind a ficus?)
There.
Not many are willing to mess with the dead.
68.
SIGYN
—
69.
EVRYN
Oh,
this is gonna be good.
70.
XALDIN
appears and holds out his hand.
71.
SIGYN
ponies up.
72.
SIGYN
I'm
willing to mess with the dead.
73.
EPIPHANY
[Blake Dances
with Nonplot, I have a question.]
[When lifeists say “I have a previously-living
friend”,
you're the guy they're talking about, aren't you?]
74.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
Even
those of other realms.
75.
EPIPHANY, fire thoughts
[I hope you fucking burn.]
76.
REIYA
He’s
quite prolific!
77.
EVRYN
Why
don’t you shove your word-of-the-day calendar right up your—
78.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
Your
enemy just came to slit Akumano's throat.
79.
CINNAMON
I
dislike Rulean with great intensity.
80.
EVRYN
You
might like him if he wasn’t
written by Désmoda and hijacked
by Corri.
81.
SERLEINA
I
dislike him for FAILING.
82.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
His
intent was to rape and then slit her throat.
83.
EVRYN
That
would be the “hijacked by Corri” part. Even Désmoda has standards.
84.
EPIPHANY
[How can he rape someone's
throat BEFORE slitting it?]
85.
EVRYN
By
shoving his cock down it via her mouth?
86.
EPIPHANY
[Ah, yeah, I guess that'd work.
Still a really awkward way to word it, though.]
87.
SIGYN
Why
doesn't SHE have to pony up?!
88.
EPIPHANY
[Because I like her.]
89.
EVRYN
True,
and there's also the possibility that he's not big enough to reach her throat
in the first place.
90.
CINNAMON
About
Maheone... I don't want to know for myself, but Lee—Illybrius—he's... got some
unfinished matters.
91.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
I
have Maheone in here with me. Safe and sound for now.
92.
CUE MUSIC: Safe and Sound
93.
CINNAMON
"For
now"? I trust you, but I'm wary of everybody.
94.
EPIPHANY
95.
[How the fuck do you trust this guy?]
96.
CINNAMON
...
Despite the fact that Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep hasn't come out yet, I can
honestly say that I make Terra look like a good judge of character.
97.
EVRYN
*snickers*
Ouch.
98.
EPIPHANY
[. . . That's actually quite
impressive.]
99.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
Illybrius
needs to return the favor that Maheone heaped on him.
100.
EPIPHANY
[What.]
101.
CINNAMON
Maheone
wants Illybrius to ... either A, rape him and then wipe his memory or B, mess
with an innocent person's life and claim it is a gift.
102.
EPIPHANY groans
103.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT, cheerfully
Only
the rape part.
104.
EPIPHANY
[How can you be CHEERFUL when
you say that?!]
105.
EVRYN
Because
he's a cheerleader on crack?
106.
EPIPHANY
[A cheerleader on crack would
be more entertaining than this.]
107.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
It
is part of the spell that was cast that made him this way. There... is no
possible way to get Mr. Falcon here, is there?
108.
EVRYN
He’s been standing here.
109.
ILLYBRIUS
I...
I can't do it. I've hurt too many people already. Rubéhaus is furious
with me. Miss Akuma almost died, and... Usagi was so upset that he went off his
diet.
110.
USAGI, offstage
These
cheese puffs are delicious!
111.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
Please
listen to me. I have Akuma. She is safe.
112.
EPIPHANY
[You said, “For
now.”]
[Not that I care what happens
to Akuma, but you’re being inconsistent and that bugs me.]
113.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
If
you want to free Maheone, then please, you must do this.
114.
EPIPHANY
[Must he, though?]
[This is literally just Corri’s
way of demanding a smut scene.]
115.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
Would
you like to speak to him?
116.
ILLYBRIUS
I
would like that very much.
117.
enter
MAHEONE, wearing a white robe tied at one shoulder
118.
MAHEONE
Illyria-briucce,
please help me.
119.
ILLYBRIUS
Who
did this to you?
120.
EPIPHANY
[Corri.]
121.
MAHEONE
I
can't remember.
122.
EVRYN
Oh
my God, she gave him my sleeping pills! That DOUCHEFACE!
123.
MAHEONE
I
felt Akuma call for help with your energy and then suddenly killing you and
those you loved was all I could think about. I... hurt her so bad.
Please. I love you.
124.
EVRYN
takes a shot
125.
MAHEONE
You
have to stop me.
126.
EPIPHANY
[Um, that sounds like consent
to me.]
127.
[cut
to Corri, going about her day elsewhere]
128.
CORRI
suddenly starts screaming and scratching at her arms
129.
CORRI
WHY
DOES IT BURN?!
130.
[cut
to set]
131.
ILLYBRIUS
I'm going to try.
Maheone!
I can't see you! I can't do it if I can't see you!
132.
MAHEONE
I
am so sorry for all of this, Illyria-briucce. I really am.
133.
ILLYBRIUS
I
know, I know you are. I merely feel... sleepy.
134.
ILLYBRIUS
pauses and sniffs the air.
135.
ILLYBRIUS
At
least you smell the same as ever.
136.
EPIPHANY
sniffs air.
137.
EPIPHANY
[Actually, I think that's
chloroform.]
138.
EVRYN
Dude!
OVD, are we even allowed to spray chloroform in here when we're filming?
139.
OVD
No.
140.
EPIPHANY hums happily
[Somebody's
in trouble!]
141.
CINNAMON
Where
the hell are we, anyway?
142.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
It's
a cave with a nice big fire. More like a stone house than cave, though.
143.
EPIPHANY
[Can we turn the vent fans on?]
144.
OVD
*cough* This set doesn’t appear to have them. In fact, I don’t remember approving this set.
145.
EPIPHANY
[I suggest we all leave before
you guys pass out and Dances With Nonplot steals our kidneys.]
146.
OVD
Who’s our custodian? Alex! Bring
a fan in here!
147.
enter
ALEX THE CUSTODIAN GUY, carrying Tokiomi.
148.
OVD
No, Alex, the other kind of fan!
149.
enter
ALEX THE CUSTODIAN GUY, with a giant fan
150.
ALEX
plugs in the fan and turns it on
151.
EVRYN
It’s a stone cave with outlets! I guess
it really IS like a house. And not really like a cave at all, so why the hell
did Dances With Nonplot say it was?
152.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
We
have no door.
153.
EVRYN
That
almost explains it!
154.
SIGYN
I
have a follow-up question—
155.
OVD
No.
156.
SIGYN
It's
NOT waterproofed? SWEET!
157.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
I
should tell you that Maheone is a sacrificial offering.
158.
EPIPHANY
[Or sacrifices us to his god or
something.]
159.
ILLYBRIUS
Sacri—!
Oh, Maheone... you've done some terrible things, under Rulean's influence
as well as on your own, but you do not deserve this.
160.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
Not
for you.
161.
EPIPHANY
[I don't think
that's what he meant.]
[I think he meant in general.]
162.
DANCES WITH NONPLOT
It's
what your enemy was making him into. Now please try to see if you can do this
before I lose control of the warding keeping him safe.
163.
EPIPHANY
[Is that a euphemism for
something?]
164.
EVRYN
No,
but I'll bet it's some bullshit barrier spell to prevent Douchebag!Maheone from
getting hurt.
165.
ILLYBRIUS
Maheone...
166.
MAHEONE
Please,
Illyria-briucce.
167.
ILLYBRIUS
reaches out to hold Maheone.
168.
MAHEONE
I
feel you.
169.
EVRYN, sarcastically
Are
fading away.
170.
SERLEINA
JOHAAAAANNNNNAAAAA~
171.
ILLYBRIUS
Good.
172.
ILLYBRIUS
tries to untie Maheone's robe
173.
ILLYBRIUS
If
this knot gives me too much trouble, I'll cut it, alright?
174.
EPIPHANY
[Alexander the Great you are
not, and I don't think our costuming department is Gordium.]
175.
MAHEONE
Good.
Don't like this thing anyway.
176.
ILLYBRIUS smiles
White
never was your color.
177.
MAHEONE
And
it never will be.
178.
EPIPHANY
glances down at her lab coat self-consciously
179.
EPIPHANY
[It goes with everything,
though.]
180.
EVRYN
Do
you really want these idiots wearing the same colour as your lab coat?
181.
EPIPHANY
[No, but I don't want them
dissing it, either.]
182.
ILLYBRIUS
To hell with this.
183.
LIGHTS
OUT and the following is heard
184.
WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius slits Maheone's robe with his
talons.
185.
(Illybrius)
You look… nice.
186.
(Maheone)
Thanks. I…
187.
WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius removes his vest and jeans.
188.
(Maheone)
You're on top and this
time… we keep the memories.
189.
CUE MUSIC: Thanks for the
Memories
190.
(Maheone)
Please… it's just us now.
191.
(Illybrius)
No Fall-Out Boy covers?
192.
(Maheone)
Illyria-briucce.
193.
(Sigyn)
But I like that song!
194.
(Evryn)
And no-one was surprised that day.
195.
(Illybrius)
*laughs awkwardly* Alright.
196.
WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius holds Maheone close and cradles
him.
197.
(Illybrius)
I've missed you.
198.
WHITE
TEXT
a)
Maheone
"grabbes" Illybrius and kisses him.
b)
Illybrius
melts and kisses him back.
c)
Maheone
pulls back.
199.
(Maheone)
Please?
200.
WHITE
TEXT
a)
Illybrius
smiles and pulls Maheone in for another kiss, rooting around in the jeans he's
still holding for oil.
b)
Maheone
kisses Illybrius's neck and holds him close.
c)
Illybrius
purrs and savors Maheone.
201.
(Illybrius)
I found it.
202.
WHITE
TEXT
Maheone lets go and moves over to the cot
and lays down.
203.
(Maheone)
I'm ready.
204.
(Evryn)
HIS BODY IS READY! He’s also entirely missing the point of rape.
205.
(Illybrius)
I'm not certain a cot will be sturdy enough.
206.
(Maheone)
It's nothing but bedding,
Illyria-briucce. Please… We don't have much
time. Corri's brother will keep us safe until he runs out of magic.
207.
(Reiya)
Maybe he needs a Mana Transfer.
208.
(Evryn)
Please do NOT.
209.
(Maheone)
Please.
210.
WHITE
TEXT
Maheone lays back and arches to entice
Illybrius.
211.
(Illybrius)
Killjoy.
212.
WHITE
TEXT
a)
Maheone
smiles.
b)
Illybrius
hauls Maheone onto all fours, prepares Maheone as well as he can, then oils
himself and enters…
slowly.
213.
(Illybrius)
I suppose you haven't changed much, from when we were— before we turned
nineteen.
214.
WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius breathes in sharply
215.
(Illybrius)
You feel fantastic.
216.
(Maheone)
Hurts a bit.
217.
WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius blinks, surprised.
218.
(Illybrius)
Oh. I forgot you've only slept with girls.
219.
(Maheone)
*whimper* It's fine. I
can take it. I did worse to you.
220.
WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius kisses the back of Maheone's
neck.
221.
(Illybrius)
I know. I think you're more delicate than I am, though.
222.
(Maheone)
I just need a moment.
223.
(Illybrius)
I love the way you feel. So tight.
224.
(Maheone)
You are the first.
225.
WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius smiles.
226.
(Illybrius)
Let me know when you're ready for me to push in further.
227.
(Maheone)
I think you can now.
It's not hurting anymore.
228.
(Illybrius)
It might a little bit.
229.
WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius pushes in gently.
230.
(Illybrius)
Is that alright?
231.
(Maheone)
I-I-I… just go in already, please.
232.
(Illybrius)
Oh! Ohhh…
233.
WHITE
TEXT
a)
Illybrius
presses in all the way.
b)
Maheone
cries out.
234.
(Maheone)
Hurts… Illyria-briucce, please tell me it won't be like this for
long.
235.
(Illybrius)
It'll feel better soon.
236.
WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius reaches around and strokes
Maheone.
237.
(Maheone)
*whimper* Is this what
I put you through?
238.
(Illybrius)
I was drunk, I didn't mind.
239.
(Evryn)
You were also bloody UNCONSCIOUS.
240.
(Maheone)
*moan* That feels
good. Go ahead. I-I-I think I'm ready.
241.
WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius moves in and out, slowly,
gently.
242.
(Illybrius)
Let me know when you want it faster, Maheone.
243.
(Maheone)
I'll let you know as
soon as the pain dies down a bit more.
244.
WHITE
TEXT
Maheone presses back against Illybrius.
245.
(Reiya)
That doesn't really seem to me like he's hurting you.
246.
WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius strokes Maheone's luscious
cock.
247.
(Illybrius)
Oh my— you— I—
248.
WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius shivers happily.
249.
(Maheone)
*moans* Please… I think I'm ready for more, my Illyria-briucce.
250.
WHITE
TEXT
Illybrius increases his pace slightly,
still tantalizingly slow.
251.
(Maheone)
Please don't tease me.
252.
WHITE
TEXT
Maheone "pesses" back harder
against Illybrius.
253.
(Illybrius)
But I love teasing you.
254.
(Maheone)
Illyriu-briucce, I—
255.
WHITE
TEXT
256. Maheone slams back on Illybrius hard and cries out.
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