Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Episode 56a. We Lived in Italy, part 4 | November 4, 2008 at 10:00 p.m.

 1.    TITLE

We Lived In Italy Before It Was Known As Greece, part 4

 

2.    November 4, 2008 | 10:00 PM

 

3.            ILLYBRIUS

Usagi is sulking, but I will try. I can barely keep my eyes open. I’m fairly hungover. I apologize.

 

4.            DRAKE

Just don’t act rash.

 

5.            EPIPHANY

[Translation: Don't you DARE try to fix this with your logic while my back is turned!]

 

6.            DRAKE

I will return before mid-afternoon. I love being home near Greece.

 

7.            ILLYBRIUS

Greece? I thought we might be in Mauritania?

 

8.            DRAKE

No. We lived here before it was known as Greece. Italy, if you will.

 

9.            EVRYN

You make me feel better about my own lack of geographical knowledge or navigational skills.

 

10.      EPIPHANY

[I hope my old cartography tutor isn't watching this. She'd be reduced to tears.]

 

11.      DRAKE

When we lived here, it was called Olvia Godness. Womb of the Goddesses.

 

12.      EPIPHANY

[You mean "Olive Garden".]

[I'm not sure what you said, but that's what I heard.]

 

13.      DREPANON, condescendingly

Once again, can you read SUBTITLES, little girl?

 

14.      EVRYN

To be entirely fair, "Olvia Godness" doesn't make any bloody sense whatsoever.

 

15.      DRAKE

Now I must go if I am to help him.

 

16.      EPIPHANY

[Susanne, turn the TV off! Quickly!]

 

17.      ILLYBRIUS

Very w—

 

18. ILLYBRIUS collapses.

 

19.      AKUMA

Ummm, hello?

 

20.      CIN

Hello!

 

21.      AKUMA

Kumpha?

 

22.      EPIPHANY

[Kampai?]

 

23.      EVRYN

Kampai!

 

24. EVRYN takes a swig.

 

25.      AKUMA

What happened?

 

26.      CIN

Sorry! I-I’m gonna wake him up now, okay?

 

27.      AKUMA

You knocked him out?

 

28.      EVRYN

Did you SEE her with a frying pan?

 

29.      CIN

No. He's—he's hungover.

 

30.      AKUMA

Let him sleep, then.

 

31.      ILLYBRIUS

No, no, I’m awake. I’m here. I’m awake.

 

32.      EPIPHANY

[Sure you are.]

 

33.      DRAKE

I must go. Keep an eye on her, please?

 

34.      ILLYBRIUS

Don’t wanna sleep. Want here.

 

35.      CIN

I will, of course. Thank you for all your help.

 

36.      DRAKE

It was nothing. Curl up next to her and sleep.

 

37.      EPIPHANY

[That is creepily specific.]

 

38.      CIN

Also, she's, um, not exactly my type, so there's also that.

 

39.      DRAKE

I will be back as soon as possible. Farewell.

 

40.      ILLYBRIUS

Don’t want to sleep!

 

41.      CIN

She gone? She asleep already?

 

42.      DRAKE

Then watch over her.

 

43.      ILLYBRIUS

M’here.

 

44.      DRAKE

Your warmth makes her sleep. And yes, she can feel you. She started smiling.

 

45.      ILLYBRIUS

Smile good.

 

46. CUE MUSIC: Smile by Lily Allen

 

47.      DRAKE

Yup. K, Usagi, make sure he behaves, please?

 

48.      ILLYBRIUS

‘Sagi sulky. ‘Sagi bad bunny.

 

49.      EPIPHANY raises eyebrows

[And people call ME childish?]

 

50.      DRAKE

You can yell at him later. K! Please keep an eye on them!

 

51.      CIN

I will.

 

52.      DRAKE

Thank you. I must go. Bye!

 

53. exit DRAKE

 

54.      SIGYN

Thank God he's gone.

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