Episode 61a. Team Nana Sprouts! part 3 | November 5, 2008 at 10:00 p.m.

 1.    TITLE

Team Nana Sprouts!

 

2.    November 5, 2008 | 10:00 pm

 

3.             OVD

Now that we've sent Drepanon and Sei-Sei to the farmer's market, we can have an episode in peace.

 

4.             CIN (audience)

The farmer's market is open at 10 at night?

 

5.             OVD

Yes, it's the one located on the corner of shut the fuck up and watch the show.

 

6.             DROSSEL

That’s what I tried… it didn’t work… I have more conflict than anything.

 

7.             SIGYN

Well, if it’s any consolation, I think you’re making the right choice. It’s selfish, though, because it’s what I wish Meta would do for me.

 

8.             EVRYN

That awkward moment when a con artist has a better partner than you do.

 

9.             SIGYN

But you’re being a good husband and if your family can’t accept that, well, that’s on them.

 

10.        DROSSEL

Yeah, it sucks. I think you’re a good couple.

 

11.        SIGYN

Meta and I are usually a good couple, except sometimes I get really insecure and argue with him about dumb things because I have a hard time accepting that he could love me, you know? But we’re working it out.

 

12.        CIN

Yeah, that trick with me strapping him to the cooler and leaving the tap running in the Thinking Room is really starting to make waves!

 

13.        DROSSEL

That’s to be expected.

 

14.        SIGYN

Yeah, I’m pretty fucked up, but Reiya’s actually helping me out a lot.

 

15.        REIYA

I made the ropes!

 

16.        DROSSEL

Ehh, it’s what you feel. I don’t think so.

 

17.        SIGYN

You know, I kinda figured you didn’t want to be friends back in, like, February.

We had that tour of CCOC and we were cool with each other, but then Mariah said something to you and I kinda felt like you were like, “nope don’t wanna talk to her anymore” after that.

So I’m surprised you reconnected with me.

 

18.        DROSSEL

Yeah, I think the first five weeks are awkward. That’s why I was that way. She said you had a crush on me.

 

19.        SIGYN

Yeah, but I got over it.

I mean, from the beginning, I loved Jason and I didn’t think anyone could take me away from that, but I needed a distraction because it hurt not being with him.

I was curious about what you’d be like in bed, but other than that, I pretty much just wanted to be friends.

 

20.        EVRYN

You know, if that's the kind of thing you just blurt out to someone's face, I think I understand why Drepanon has such a small limit of how long he can deal with you.

 

21.        SERLEINA

Especially when you consider that Stoker Rae is TWELVE and doesn't need to hear things like that.

 

22.        EPIPHANY

[What about ME?]

 

23.        SERLEINA

We figure you'll get over it.

 

24.        DROSSEL

a)  Well. It’s kinda awkward you wondered that, but I was a virgin till Conny.

b)  And I heard some stories about your sexual things.

 

25.        EVRYN

They were probably all made up shit, like that witchcraft rumour.

 

26.        DROSSEL

And it’s good, you need distractions sometimes to see the bigger picture clearly.

 

27.        EVRYN

She’s talking about a palate cleanser, Einstein.

 

28.        DROSSEL

My name isn't Einstein, it's Drossel.

 

29.        TOKIOMI

I hate it when that happens.