1. TITLE
The Twelve Days of Angstmas
2. Sun, Nov 9, 2008 at 1:49 PM | Akuma’s Room
3.
BASTION,
to Akuma
Heyo! I'm back! I'm at my aunt's
house now, so I'm waiting for my grandpa to show up. Wanna talk until then?
4.
AKUMA
...
5.
ORION
Clearly not. But in the meantime,
Illybrius and the crew have prepared a special surprise!
6.
BASTION
I wonder what it could be!
7. ILLYBRIUS and CREW start singing, with one
person joining in each line.
8.
ILLYBRIUS
On the first day of Angstmas my demon
gave to me, a monologue of self-pity.
9.
AKUMA
On the second day of Angstmas my
demon gave to me, two threadbare socks and a monologue of self-pity.
10. ROSEMARY
On the third day of Angstmas my demon
gave to me, three rude bots, two threadbare socks, and a monologue of self-pity.
11. DRAKE
On the fourth day of Angstmas my
demon gave to me, four weeping angels, three rude bots, two threadbare socks,
and a monologue of self-pity.
12. SERLEINA
On the fifth day of Angstmas my demon
gave to me, FIIIVE ONION RINGS! Four weeping angels, three rude bots, two
threadbare socks, and a monologue of self-pity.
13. DREPANON
On the sixth day of Angstmas my demon
gave to me, six hijacked parents, FIVE ONION RINGS! Four weeping angels, three
rude bots, two threadbare socks, and a monologue of self-pity.
14. ORION
On the seventh day of Angstmas my
demon gave to me, seven rapists raping, six hijacked parents, FIVE ONION RINGS!
Four weeping angels, three rude bots, two threadbare socks, and a monologue of self-pity!
15. CORRI
On the eighth day of Angstmas my
demon gave to me, eight sues a'fishing, seven rapists raping, six hijacked
parents, FIVE ONION RINGS! Four weeping angels, three rude bots, two threadbare
socks, and a monologue of self-pity!
16. MARIE
On the ninth day of Angstmas my demon
gave to me, nine scripts missing, eight sues a'fishing, seven rapists raping,
six hijacked parents, FIVE ONION RINGS! Four weeping angels, three rude bots,
two threadbare socks, and a monologue of self-pity!
17. REIYA
On the tenth day of Angstmas my demon
gave to me, ten filler episodes, nine scripts missing, eight sues a'fishing,
seven rapists raping, six hijacked parents, FIVE ONION RINGS! Four weeping
angels, three rude bots, two threadbare socks, and a monologue of self-pity!
18.
CINNAMON
(Epiphany: [ I declined to have a verse.]
On the eleventh day of Angstmas my
demon gave to me, eleven question-dodgings, ten filler episodes, nine scripts
missing, eight sues a'fishing, seven rapists raping, six hijacked parents, FIVE
ONION RINGS! Four weeping angels, three rude bots, two threadbare socks, and a
monologue of self-pity!
19. SIGYN
On the twelfth day of Angstmas my
demon gave to meeeee, 12 awkward comments, 11 question-dodgings, 10 filler episodes,
9 scripts a'missing, 8 sues a'fishing, 7 rapists raping, 6 hijacked parents, 5
Onion Rings!, 4 weeping angels, 3 rude bots, 2 threadbare socks, and a
monologue of self-pityyyyyyy~
20. ILLYBRIUS
But, no, seriously, you should have
kept the receipt.
21. ORION
Awwww. You didn't enjoy that, Pet?
22. EPIPHANY
zaps Orion.
23. EVRYN
But I enjoyed that!
24. CINNAMON
And I got to be in an episode! Even
if it's a filler episode
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