1. TITLE
Akuma and Illybrius Complete Their Bond
2.
11/07/2008,
9:00 PM
3.
LIGHTS OUT
and the following is heard
4.
WT
Illybrius
bends slightly and nips Akuma's neck ravenously.
5.
(Akuma)
Ooohhh... Feels... good...
6.
WT
a)
Illybrius presses against her, and brings his mouth
to hers.
b)
Akuma kisses him eagerly.
c)
Illybrius kisses back, and considers letting hands
wander, but hesitates.
d)
Akuma pulls back.
7.
(Akuma)
No.
8.
(Evryn)
She knows that word? Shock!
9.
(Akuma)
Don't hesitate, please.
10.
(Evryn)
I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up.
11.
(Akuma)
I want this, Lee. I want
you.
12.
(Evryn)
Shut up and let him imagine he’s with someone attractive.
13.
(Sigyn)
Little difficult when she
and Corri sound so much alike. Just saying.
14.
WT
Illybrius
closes his eyes and lets himself feel her, every bit of her.
15.
(Akuma)
Ahhhh... Ir vran... Anata
hij vir.
16.
(Evryn)
Something about you and a
phage.
17.
(Akuma)
I want you.
18.
(Illybrius)
I want you too.
19.
(Evryn)
I want this to stop. Seriously.
20.
(Akuma)
Please... show me...
21.
(Evryn)
A cure for weeabooism?
22.
(Akuma)
Love me...
23.
(Evryn)
No.
24.
WT
Illybrius
presses Akuma to the nearest surface. He presses against her, kisses her lips,
her neck, her collarbone, then lower, and lower.
25.
(Akuma)
That feels...
26.
(Evryn)
Squishy! And it smells bad.
27.
[CUE SOUND:
Glass breaking]
28.
[CUE SOUND:
Laugh track]
29.
(Reiya
snickers)
30.
(Akuma)
Please don't stop.
31.
WT
a)
Illybrius kisses Akuma's stomach, then opens her
legs gently and licks her gently, a bit shyly but eagerly nonetheless.
b)
Akuma gasps.
c)
Illybrius works his tongue into the slit, spreading
her lips carefully, licking, licking.
32.
(Illybrius)
You're delicious.
33.
(Akuma)
I... never...
34.
(Evryn)
Was in such a terrible scene
before, in my life.
35.
(Cin)
So,
should I take a shot, or…?
36.
(Akuma)
Don't stop... please...
37.
(Evryn)
I’m starting to get the feeling that our snarking turns her
on.
38.
(Illybrius)
I don't plan to.
39.
(Evryn)
You shouldn't talk when you're
eating.
40.
(Akuma)
Feels so good... I..
Please, Kibito...
41.
(Evryn)
Tree?
42.
(Akuma)
More...
43.
WT
a)
Illybrius, blushing, slides his tongue inside her,
putting a hand up, stroking gently.
b)
Akuma gasps in pleasure.
44.
(Akuma)
Lee... I...
45.
(Evryn)
Hate your face and never want
to see you again.
46.
(Akuma)
So... good...
47.
WT
Illybrius
purrs, luscious flavor going right through him, touching every nerve, especially...
48.
(Akuma)
Lee... please...
49.
(Illybrius)
Hmm? What is it, ma pomme?
50.
(Akuma)
I... need... more...
51.
(Serleina)
THUNDERBOLTS!
52.
(Akuma)
I... please...
53.
WT
Illybrius
purrs harder, elsewhere harder, and slides his tongue in and out, slowly, carefully,
licking every bit of delicious nectar.
54.
(Akuma)
Lee... I... in me... I
need...
55.
(Evryn)
Yes, we know. You’re a bottomless pit of need.
56.
WT
Illybrius
smiles, licks his way up her slit, then up her stomach, breasts, neck, until
they're level. Supporting her legs on his arms, he presses into her gently.
57.
(Akuma)
*whimpers* Hurts a bit...
58.
(Evryn)
Make it hurt more!
59.
WT
Illybrius
kisses and caresses her, pressing in very slowly, not wanting to shock her
body.
60.
(Akuma)
It's fine... Don't stop...
I...
61.
WT
Illybrius
reaches down and rubs her gently between the lips.
62.
(Illybrius)
Better?
63.
(Akuma)
Yes... I...
64.
WT
a)
Akuma kisses him hard and "thurts" down on
him.
b)
Illybrius moans and presses into her, holding her
close.
c)
Akuma is "arced" against him.
65.
(Akuma)
Feels... please... give
me... a moment...
66.
(Illybrius)
Of course, ma pomme.
67.
(Akuma)
Are you... all in?
68.
(Evryn)
No, he called. Weren’t you paying attention?
69.
(Illybrius)
No. I don't think your body—
most women's bodies— can accept more than six or so inches.
70.
(Akuma)
Please... I can take
more... Trust me... Enzerus are different—
71.
(Evryn)
OH MY GOD, SHE ACTUALLY SAID
IT! AHAHAHAHAHA!
72.
(Reiya)
I'm pretty sure
"Enzerus are different" is their family motto.
73.
(Evryn)
My family's motto is, "The
brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not get free candy."
74.
(Drepanon)
Amen to that.
75.
(Serleina)
Can
you please go back to talking about poker?
76.
(Reiya)
Poker? We barely know her!
77.
(Sigyn)
We’d rather not get to know
her any better. Except maybe Tokiomi.
78.
(Akuma)
Please...
79.
WT
Illybrius
presses in gently, cautiously, pulls out till just the head is in, then presses
back in slowly, and repeats.
80.
(Akuma)
Ahhh... So... more...
feels... good...
81.
WT
a)
Illybrius continues, increasing his pace after a few
thrusts.
b)
Akuma arches against him and "gentley"
"scrathes" his chest.
82.
(Akuma)
I...love...you...
83.
(Evryn)
Glug.
84.
(Illybrius)
I love you too.
85.
(Evryn)
Glug.
86.
WT
Illybrius
nips affectionately at Akuma's neck while pressing against her and thrusting.
87.
(Akuma)
*moans* Please... don't
hold back... claim me... make me yours, Lee.
88.
WT
Illybrius's
fangs and wings extend simultaneously. He thrusts in and out of her harder, faster.
89.
(Illybrius)
I'm close.
90.
(Akuma)
I... Feel... please...
91.
WT
a)
Illybrius pulls his fangs out and sucks greedily at
the wound, increasing his pace insistently.
b)
Akuma gasps in pain "ane" pleasure.
92.
(Akuma)
Lee... I... need... I'm so
close
93.
(Illybrius)
So am I.
94.
WT
a)
Illybrius gasps heavily, then kisses Akuma full on
the mouth.
b)
Akuma returns the kiss and moans while clawing
"franitically" at his back.
c)
Illybrius takes her arms and presses them
"bove" her head.
95.
(Illybrius)
That's mostly so you won't
gouge out my wings.
96.
WT
Illybrius
moans and thrusts needily into Akuma.
97.
(Akuma)
I need... Irubura please...
raue...
98.
(Illybrius)
Hmm?
99.
(Evryn)
I concur. What the fuck did she
say?
100.
VIRGIL
I’m trying not to listen.
101.
(Sigyn,
helpfully)
She says she rubs a Ra in a
raw way?
102.
(Akuma)
I need... please... I need
to...
103.
(Illybrius)
Oh. So do I.
104.
(Evryn)
The toilet’s backstage. Take your bathroom
break. I’m sure the camera guy will
still be here. It’s in his contract, after all.
105.
WT
a)
Illybrius sinks his fangs into her neck again,
losing control, losing himself in her.
b)
Akuma gasps and twists under him.
106.
(Akuma)
Irubura... I... please... I
love you.
107.
(Evryn)
We’ve established that. Glug.
108.
WT
Illybrius
retracts his fangs.
109.
(Illybrius)
I love you too!
110.
(Evryn)
Great, you both love each
other. Can we just get on with it? Glug.
111.
(Akuma)
I feel... so... wow...
112.
(Evryn)
Really? Because you look so… ugh.
113.
(Akuma)
I... must... do this again
with you...
114.
(Evryn)
Fine, but please do it
offstage.
115.
WT
Illybrius
purrs.
116.
[LIGHTS ON]
117.
AKUMA, shown (nude) from above the
chest up.
Irubura, ni kibito.
118.
EVRYN
Double Tree?
119.
SIGYN
What is, "Places they can do it
that aren't on-stage?"
120.
ALEX
THE CUSTODIAN GUY
Ding!
121.
ILLYBRIUS,
shirtless
Alye doni ka pelloky arho mahe lenore
liri.
122.
AKUMA:
Huh?
123.
ILLYBRIUS:
I never will prove false to the bonny
lass I love.
124.
EVRYN
Though why in the hell that applies
to you, I haven’t a bloody clue.
125.
AKUMA:
Winter wind and water tide, fire
burns and my love never dies.
126.
EVRYN
If you’re trying to sound poetic, you fail
miserably.
127.
SERLEINA
Even if she's NOT trying to sound poetic, she fails miserably.
Her existence is a miserable failure.
128.
AKUMA:
Irubura, our bond is complete. I feel
your love for me now, Irubura.
129.
EVRYN
And by love, she means wang.
130.
AKUMA:
I… love you so much I can’t stop crying now.
131.
EVRYN takes a shot
132.
EPIPHANY
[Akuma,
do you ever really stop crying?]
133.
AKUMA
THAT'S THE ACTORS' FAULT, NOT MINE!
134.
ILLYBRIUS
Now you know how I felt an hour ago.
135.
ILLYBRIUS
licks Akuma's tears away.
136.
ILLYBRIUS
Make that two hours ago.
137.
AKUMA
I will never doubt your love again,
Irubura. Never.
138.
EVRYN
Okay everyone, over-under two
episodes?
139.
EPIPHANY holds up a $20
[Under.]
140.
OVD
Five hundred dollars on "under"
141.
TOKIOMI
Three thousand dollars on over.
142.
SIGYN
ARE YOU INSANE?!
143.
TOKIOMI
Aren't YOU?
144.
SIGYN
... That's beside the point.
145.
ILLYBRIUS
I will try my best to ensure you won’t have a reason to.
146.
EVRYN
Unless "fucking her
brother" is a reason to.
147.
AKUMA
Good. I can’t wait to do this again, Irubura.
148.
EVRYN
I’ll just bet you can’t.
149.
AKUMA
I never knew it could feel so good.
150.
DREPANON,
D=
Hey!
151.
TOKIOMI
I think that's fair.
152.
SIGYN
I'll actually bet she says that to
every person she sexually encounters to appease them.
153.
ILLYBRIUS
Under the right circumstances, it is… absolutely amazing.
154.
EVRYN
And I’m guessing those weren’t the right circumstances.
155.
AKUMA
It was. I never felt anything that
good before. You made me feel alive, Irubura.
156.
EPIPHANY
[I've rarely read anything this bad before.]
[It
makes me wish I was alive so I could kill myself.]
157.
ILLYBRIUS
I’m very happy that you feel that way!
158.
EPIPHANY flips Illybrius the bird.
159.
ILLYBRIUS
I was talking to Miss Aksuema.
160.
EPIPHANY
[.
. . Carry on, then.]
161.
OREGANO
~ Carry on, my wayward
son
There'll be peace when
you are done
Lay your weary head to
rest
Don't you cry no more~
162.
AKUMA
My power is beginning to fix itself,
too.
163.
EVRYN
Why don't you go fix yourself with a
pair of rusty pliers?
164.
AKUMA
I can feel everything going back into
place. I feel better.
165.
EPIPHANY pulls a large wrench out of her
bag
[Speaking
of fixing things. . .]
166.
OVD
Epiphany, you are not allowed to disassemble your coworkers
with a wrench.
167.
EPIPHANY pulls out a pair of gardening shears
168.
OVD
Or anything else!
169.
EPIPHANY
[Dammit.]
170.
EVRYN,
intrigued
You have gardening shears?
171.
EPIPHANY
[I picked them up this morning for a friend who works at the
local morgue.]
[They
have better leverage than actual rib-cutters.]
172.
ILLYBRIUS
Excellent.
173.
EPIPHANY
[What,
you want a pair, too?]
174.
ILLYBRIUS
No, I have gardening shears, but now
I have a new use for them.
175.
AKUMA
We... will do this again, right,
Irubura?
176.
ILLYBRIUS
Of course we will!
177.
AKUMA
Good. My bond with Pumpkin is broken.
178.
ILLYBRIUS
By the way, Fjoreone is yours to
keep.
179.
AKUMA
As long as you keep Claw and Fang.
They need a strong owner.
180.
ILLYBRIUS
grins
Absolutely. d
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