1. TITLE
How Orion Became a Demon
and Other Inconsistencies, part 3
2.
SETTING
Orion's room
3.
Mon, Nov 10, 2008 at 7.00 PM
4.
LIGHTS OUT and the following is heard
5.
(Orion)
Fine.
"By" this time...
6.
WT
Orion rolls Illybrius onto his back
7.
(Orion)
We do
it my way.
8.
(Serleina)
BURGER KING! HAVE IT YOUR WAY!
9.
(Reiya)
Can we
consider the highway instead?
10.
(Illybrius)
Of course.
11. CUE MUSIC: HIGHWAY TO HELL
12.
(Taha)
Hell
yeah!! That's a great song to snort cocaine and get blown too!!
13.
(Sykes)
I was
actually just listening to that earlier, that's hilarious.
14.
WT
Orion slides in
15.
(Serleina)
TO THE CORNER BOOTH!
16.
(Orion)
Damn...
How the hell do you stay so fucking tight?
17.
(Marie)
Gee. Maybe because you didn't do any preparation at
all whatsoever.
18.
(Taha)
"What!??
Not even LUBE!??? My ass hurts just seeing this!!!"
19.
(Riley)
"Shhhh
there's lube it's just invisible. Use your IMAGINATION!"
20.
(Illybrius)
*purrs*
21.
(Reiya)
That
answers everything!
22.
WT
Orion starts thrusting into Illybrius slowly
23.
(Taha)
I'm
still imagining the friction and I think I'd sound more like a pterodactyl
pooping
24.
(Winter)
Backwards
poop job EY!!!!
25.
(Evryn)
I wasn't sure this
scene could get more disgusting, but here we are.
26.
(Illybrius)
You are teasing me,
Master.
27.
WT
a.
Illybrius smiles
delightedly, nuzzling Orion.
b. Orion nuzzles Illybrius's neck, kissing him
gently.
28.
(Orion)
No.
I... am loving you.
29.
(Evryn)
Glug
30.
(Taha)
If
THAT'S what you want to call it? Why is there so much talking?
31.
(Riley)
You
don't talk while fucking?
32.
(Taha)
Not
this fucking awkwardly!!
33.
(Winter)
I'm
getting sleepy.... Is this sex?
34.
(Orion)
Please
let me?
35.
(Evryn)
Somehow I didn't know
edging was a form of love.
36.
SIGYN & DREPANON
It can be.
37.
(Reiya)
If you
squint.
38.
(Marie)
Only if the other person's actually into it.
39.
(Sigyn)
I had
assumed that went without saying.
40.
(Marie)
... Not in this scene. It has Onion in it.
41.
(Orion)
*sigh*
Never mind.
42.
WT
Illybrius sighs delightedly
43.
(Illybrius)
I love you.
44.
(Evryn)
Glug.
45.
(Illybrius)
I love what you do to
me.
46.
(Evryn)
Still counts! Glug.
47.
(Sigyn, triumphantly)
I guess
he's into it, then!
48.
(Marie)
... Okay...
49.
WT
Illybrius kisses Orion back.
50.
(Orion)
I know
I am not the best person to show things... but... this is the only way I know
how.
51.
(Reiya)
Gee.
Perhaps you should try opening a b— wait...
52.
(Evryn)
An audiobook,
perhaps?
53.
(Reiya)
Yes,
that.
54.
(Marie)
Have you ever considered a PowerPoint presentation?
You know, with a lot of pictures?
55.
(Sigyn)
Kinky!
56.
(Drepanon)
... it can be...
57.
(Winter)
Yup! So
kinky it'll work just like NyQuil and knock a bitch out!!
58.
(Sigyn)
Unconscious
boys can't say no!
59.
WT
Orion kisses Illybrius softly on the lips
60.
(Orion)
I...
can't give you anything more...
61.
(Evryn)
What about all that
shit you promised Usagi in the Pilot? Does Illybrius just not get that because
he's actually your partner and it's ~tragic and romantic~?
62.
(Reiya)
I
wasn't there that day.
63.
(Evryn)
He said, "If you
ever change your mind, young Rabbit, and wish for a better master—"
64.
(Sigyn)
*giggles*
65.
(Evryn)
—"who would love
you and give you your heart's desire, just call for Orion." Of course, he
also didn't specify that that would be him; he went on to say,
"We have plenty of Masters that would love to have you as a companion and
you would be treated like royalty."
66.
(Reiya)
1) That's highly
questionable.
67.
(Evryn)
Everything Onion says
is highly questionable.
68.
(Reiya)
True.
But 2) I actually can't think of anyone Onion could be referring to, that he
might offer to hook Usagi up with.
69.
(Evryn)
He was probably
trying to buy Usagi as a sex slave for the demon harem he is or was in.
70.
(Reiya)
Of
course.
71.
(Illybrius)
I know. It's alright.
72.
(Reiya)
Why
would that be alright?!
73.
(Illybrius)
It's a valuable
service to the community, okay?
74.
(Reiya)
Really.
75.
(Illybrius)
Yes, really.
Servicing the community is a valuable community service.
76.
(Désmoda)
That's what
she said! No, really. I have a client who said that. I can't tell you more
because of confidentiality.
77.
(Orion)
Speaking
of which, when we're done, do you think you could sign my time sheet?
78.
(Evryn)
How the fuck do
demons get community service if they don't have trials?
79.
(Orion)
Oh, we
only get raped and executed without trial for serious shit. This is because I stole something from the King.
80.
(Sigyn)
What
did you steal?
81.
(Orion)
...
underpants.
82.
(Evryn)
WHY?
83.
(Sigyn)
Why not?
84.
(Drepanon)
I'd never recommend you for
community service. You'd enjoy it too much.
85.
(Sigyn)
Hmph.
Sadist.
86.
(Drepanon)
ACTUALLY, I'm a switch.
87.
(Désmoda)
Interesting...
88.
(Marie)
Isn't it possible to be both?
89.
(Lena)
Yes, but guys like him always say "Actuallyyyyy" and then
contribute something of limited intellectual worth.
90.
OVD
Can we
get back to the show now?
91.
(Evryn)
Oh come on, we've
waited over ten years to produce this. Our fans can wait a bit longer.
92.
OVD
We
don't HAVE ANY FANS.
93.
(Marie)
Are you sure?
94.
WT
a.
Illybrius kisses Orion back
gently, loving his taste.
b. Orion "thurst" into Illybrius
slowly
95.
(Winter)
Oh, oh,
it's getting somewhere.... NOPE!
96.
(Riley)
Imagine
trying to get off to such slow boring friction? Honestly who taught this guy how
to fuck?!! A turtle??!
97.
(Taha)
No,
they're more interesting. They'll like fall back and go all AAH MY DICK IS
STUCK SAVE ME!! I'VE FALLEN ON MY SHELL AND I CAN'T GET UP!!!
98.
(Sigyn)
Wow.
Good to know you've fucked a turtle.
99.
(Taha)
No, I
watched them fuck! Jeez I'm not that big of a pervert!!
100. (Evryn)
Well, on this show,
you never know.
101. (Orion)
I care
for you. I never... would have given up everything to stay here with you if I
didn't.
102. (Reiya)
Suddenly,
pericoital guilt trip!
103. (Sigyn)
The best
kind.
104. (Drepanon)
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you're
actually serious. Either way, what the fuck?
105. (Sigyn)
That's
kind of the point of my entire characterization. I'm like Schrödinger's
Creeper. If Prod gets hate mail about me, or if too many people start trying to
emulate me, they can claim I'm just trolling everyone. Conversely, if a
storyline needs me to be completely serious to showcase the consequences, I can
do that, too. I'm very versatile. Like you, a switch.
106. (Drepanon)
... that was a rhetorical question.
107. (Reiya)
Bless
your heart, pussums.
108. (Evryn)
*sporfles* That has
got to be the worst term of endearment—
109. (Reiya)
No, the
worst I've ever heard is "cabbage".
110. (Evryn)
Ew, cabbage. Cabbage
is disgusting.
111.
(Illybrius)
I've got a cousin
named Cabbage.
112. (Evryn)
Her parents owe her
an apology.
113. (Illybrius)
Her parents owe
everyone an apology.
114. (Reiya)
That
naming convention you guys have for girls is really weird. It's like, what
happens if someone comes up and asks for Leek?
115. (Illybrius)
Her husband asks if
they're a plumber.
116. WT
Illybrius caresses Orion
117. (Illybrius)
Orion, my beloved Orion.
118. (Orion)
Illybrius...
119. (Ahrry)
AHRRY!
UNF!
120. (Reiya)
That is
the correct response.
121. WT
Orion nuzzles Illybrius's cheek and then kisses him.
122. (Orion)
I...
Lir viru bein.
123. (Evryn)
Is that anything like
a lima bean? I hate lima beans.
124. (Serleina)
OH YEAH? WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU?
125. (Evryn)
SHE STOOD UP MY
SISTER ON PROM NIGHT, OKAY? SOME OF US TAKE A LONGER TIME TO PROCESS TRAGEDIES
AND I'm done being Anita, sorry about that.
126. WT
Illybrius chokes up.
127. (Illybrius)
That's... so moving...
128. (Orion)
I...
shouldn't have... stolen her sister's date... on prom night...
129. WT
Orion turns away
130. (Orion)
I...am
sorry-not-sorry for hijacking my own dialogue, Corri.
131. (Illybrius)
My sweet, I do not
understand your native tongue.
132. (Evryn)
Then why did you
choke up?
133. (Illybrius)
IDKLOL. Maybe it had
something to do with your TOTALLY LEGITIMATE AND NOT AT ALL WHINY CHILDISH BABY
LOSER sob story!
134. (Anita)
DID
SOMEONE SAY "ANITA TANSHEN"?
135. (Illybrius)
Akuma does,
constantly, why? Wait, never mind, I found something better to— mmm.
136. WT
Illybrius kisses Orion's lips gently, adoring him.
137. (Illybrius)
Mmm. You taste good.
138. (Drepanon)
You sound like me when Marigold asks about her
cooking.
139. (Evryn)
You eating either of
those is not something we need to hear about. Ever.
140. (Sigyn)
Marigold
isn't a bad cook.
141. (Evryn)
Just a mediocre one,
and that's roughly the same thing.
142. (Orion)
I...
said this to you before... during my punishment...
143. WT
a. Orion kisses Illybrius on the tip of his
nose.
b. Illybrius purrs and snuggles up to Orion.
c.
Orion reaches down to
stroke Illybrius.
144. (Orion)
Do
you... want to know?
145. (Illybrius)
If you want to tell
me. I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
146. (Orion)
Dude,
I'm trying to get you to unlock my Tragic Backstory, okay? Work with me.
147. WT
Illybrius sighs happily.
148. (Illybrius)
That feels so, mmm.
149. WT
Orion strokes Illybrius faster and buries his face in Illybrius's neck.
150. (Orion)
I
said...
151. WT
Illybrius moans and arches, stroking Orion's hair.
152. (Illybrius)
Hmmm?
153. (Orion)
I love
you.
154. (Evryn)
Glug and glug! Thank
you, Onion.
155. (Orion)
Oh,
like you need an excuse to drink, you lush.
156. (Evryn)
Your face gives me
all the excuse I need, pussums.
157. (Illybrius)
I love you.
158. (Evryn)
Glug!
159. WT
Illybrius nuzzles the top of Orion's head.
160. (Orion)
I
need... close...
161. WT
Illybrius presses down on Orion
162. (Illybrius)
Better?
163. (Orion)
I need
to cum are you...
164. (Evryn)
Much like you, that
non-sentence needs to be taken out into the woods and shot.
165. (Winter)
Understanding
Morgul is less brain cells combustion inducing
166. (Illybrius)
Close.
167. WT
a. Illybrius clenches and unclenches around
Orion
b.
Orion shudders and cums in
Illybrius while still stroking him.
168. (Illybrius)
Ohhh. AKUMA'S BACK!
169. AKUMA
HERE I
COME TO WRECK THE MOOD~!
170. REIYA and EVRYN
YAAAAAAYYYY!
171. (Evryn)
Hi, Akuma! Jolly good
to, well, I can't actually see you, but—
172.
[LIGHTS ON, to
show Akuma]
173.
EVRYN
Oh! Now I can.
Cheers!
174.
AKUMA
*happy noise*
175.
ORION
I see.
176.
ILLYBRIUS
Mm-hmm, me too.
177.
EVRYN
You know, the
fact that you guys can't see anything during Lights Out scenes, either, maybe
means you shouldn't participate in them.
178.
ILLYBRIUS
What are you
talking about? I'm 19.
179.
EVRYN
Onion is—
180.
REIYA
TOTALLY ALSO
19. Or 18 at the very least!
181.
EVRYN
...whatever you
have to say to get this through ratings.
182.
ORION
Are you, did
you cum too?
183.
REIYA
Shouldn't you
be able to tell?
184.
EPIPHANY,
riding in on her Tol Mode spidey-chair, totally not through a sea of cum
(animate this from left to center), looking down at the TOTALLY JUST A BUNCH OF
SPILLED MILK, OKAY, disapprovingly
[Corri's priorities here are obvious.]
185.
EVRYN
Ew, I hope your
chair is self-cleaning.
186.
ILLYBRIUS
... Cin, can I
have your ear for a moment?
187.
CIN, offstage
The correct
answer is, "Yes, baby, you were wonderful."
188.
ILLYBRIUS
What she said.
189.
DREPANON
I worry for
your fiancé.
190.
CIN
Not that I've ever
done that.
191.
DREPANON
Not that you'd
admit to it if you did.
192.
CIN
Kind of ruins
the point, doesn't it?
193.
ORION
Good.
194.
ILLYBRIUS
You're amazing.
You really are.
195.
CIN
Okay, he BOUGHT
it. You don't need to keep selling it.
196.
ORION
Thank you, Kio.
I try.
197.
CIN
Not very hard,
from what I heard.
198.
ORION
Now let's get
some info then. And maybe a mop. I don't know who the fuck was drinking almond
milk but you slobs need to clean up after yourselves, okay?
199.
EPIPHANY, Santa
Claus Scowl
[Stop saying sensible things I agree with.]
200.
ILLYBRIUS
Mm-hmm.
201.
ORION
And you should
rest. We can do more in a bit, okay?
202.
SIGYN, with a
milk moustache
Por favor,
señor, tome un Viagra y supérelo.
203.
DREPANON, still
in the Audience, looking down at his ruined moccasins
What the fuck.
204.
SIGYN
I told him to—
205.
DREPANON,
dabbing at his shoes with a paper towel
Yes, I know
what you told him. My question is "why"?
206.
SIGYN
...
207.
DREPANON
...
208.
SIGYN
That's
rhetorical, isn't it?
209.
DREPANON
No, I genuinely
want to know why, in the nine worlds, you would want to subject yourself and
everyone else in this room to more of that.
210.
SIGYN
Oh. Good point.
211.
ILLYBRIUS purrs
happily, nearly half-asleep.
212.
EPIPHANY, still
looking down
[That boring, huh?]
213.
DREPANON
I certainly thought so.
214.
EPIPHANY
[No-one cares what you thot.]
215.
SIGYN
Remember that
discussion we had about being graded on your first drafts?
216.
EPIPHANY
[I spelled that correctly.]
[Warmy.]
217.
EVRYN
Well, you know
what they say about unconscious boys.
218.
SIGYN
Hell yeah I do.
219.
SIGYN and
DESMODA ^5
220.
ORION
I'm on bottom
next.
221.
EVRYN
Of course you
are, lazybones.
222.
EPIPHANY
[Corri's priorities here are ^still obvious.]
223.
WINTER
Oooohh THAT'S
why this is so boring! He's a bitch playing Dom! How cute ...
224.
CIN, with a mop
Nice. So,
Bastion, Usagi, Lee, and I were getting ready to have an orgy—
225.
REIYA
WHY WOULD YOU
PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD?!
226.
CIN
Oh sweetie,
don't take it so hard. Unlike me. You're just... such an easy target!
227.
LENA
#TRIGGERED.
228.
REIYA
I can't tell if
you're on my side or not.
229.
LENA
I'M ON NO-ONE'S
SIDE EXCEPT TUUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLUUUHHHHHH!
230.
CIN
And I'd said I
wanted to be on the bottom of the pile.
231.
SERLEINA
Hey, that would be pretty impressive, if you could
bench-press all three of them at the same time!
232.
CIN
Two. One would
have to act as a spotter. Responsible lifting, and all that.
233.
SERLEINA
RESPONSIBLE IS FOR NERRRRRRRDS.
234.
CIN
And I'm a
straight-A student.
235.
SERLEINA
Oh. Right. NERRRRD!
236.
ORION
Good for you.
Go away, Cin.
237.
SERLEINA
NO U!
238.
EVRYN
I thought you
wanted someone to clean up the almond milk?
239.
CIN, still with
a mop, =D
You're no fun~
240.
ORION
Now or you're
next.
241.
CIN
... I wouldn't
mind.
242.
ORION
I like it when
you bleed.
243.
REIYA
UNCLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!
244.
CIN
Yes, that's
what the mop is for.
245.
EVRYN
Yeah, you
really have to watch your phrasing when you're talking to girls, Onion.
246.
ORION
Sure you want
to?
247.
EVRYN
She didn't say
she wanted to, she said she wouldn't mind.
248.
DREPANON
What's the
difference?
249.
EVRYN facepalms
250.
CIN
Orion. I just
called quits on my vow of celibacy. OF COURSE I want to, but don't tell my
fiancé.
251.
SIGYN
Are you sure
you should—
252.
CIN
I'm sure he'd
be kinda pissed.
253.
SIGYN
Shouldn't you—
254.
ORION
Sorry. Women
don't have much I like.
255.
REIYA
Then why did
you offer?
256.
ORION
That was meant
to be a threat, not an offer.
257.
EVRYN
That's stupid.
You're stupid.
258.
EPIPHANY
[What else is new?]
259.
SIGYN
Wait, plot
hole.
260.
EVRYN
Bold of you to assume
we have a plot— shut up, OVD.
261.
SIGYN
Akuma once said
Onion never turns down a bedmate. And hasn't he raped her like a hundred times?
262.
ORION
Key word:
"rape".
263.
SIGYN
Not that I
condone what Cinnamon's doing, since she should either ask Bastion for an open
relationship or break up with him before screwing someone else. But still.
264.
ORION
—but I will
remember should you ever offer again.
265.
EVRYN
She's offering
now, dipple-dangle.
266.
EPIPHANY rolls
eyes
[Turned off the instant she makes it clear she isn't going to say no?]
[You are so predictable it hurts.]
267.
CIN
Doesn't matter
either way, but remember I'm available if Usagi and Lee aren't.
268.
ORION
You have a
deal. I always need a bedmate.
269.
EPIPHANY
[Didn't you just]
270.
EPIPHANY'S TAM
smacks Orion with the sign.
271.
EVRYN
But if you
always need a bedmate then why are you turning one down, you chump?
272.
ONION
If you were
starving and someone was offering you liver and onions—
273.
SIGYN
DUDE. Lena, can
I —
274.
LENA
WOMEN ARE NOT A
PRODUCT TO BE CONSUMED!
275.
DREPANON
But in context—
276.
SERLEINA
*AIRHORN NOISE!*
277.
DREPANON
But—
278.
SERLEINA
NO-ONE WANTS TO GIVE YOU THE SATISFACTION— PUT YOUR HAND DOWN, AUDIENCE.
279.
EPIPHANY, =D
[butts]
280.
REIYA
Maybe he's too
embarrassed to admit he can't get it up right now.
281.
DREPANON
Refractory
periods are nothing to be ashamed of.
282.
SIGYN
Sure, if you're
like 40.
283.
DREPANON
... I'm 38.
284.
SIGYN
Be ashamed. Be
very ashamed.
285.
EVRYN
To be entirely
fair, he's actually "stupid thousand and 38" years old.
286.
SIGYN
... I mean.
287.
CINNAMON
I know.
288.
ORION
Good.
289.
CINNAMON
By the way, I
was a sex slave for about a year. I know a bit of the protocol. Bye now.
290.
[exit CINNAMON]
291.
ILLYBRIUS curls
up into a ball
Ori, pet me?
292.
ORION holds
Illybrius close and strokes his hair
What's wrong?
293.
ILLYBRIUS
Nothing. I was
craving your touch. *purrs* Well, to be honest, I'm worried about Miss Akuma,
and I don't much like that my counterpart propositioned you.
294.
ORION
Don't worry. I
won't unless I have your *choke, gag* permission.
295.
EVRYN
Oh my gods he
just chagged.
296.
TAHA
Did a random
cock just fall from the sky and into his mouth?
297.
ILLYBRIUS
If I can't be
there, Usagi, and if he's not there, then her.
298.
ORION
Agreed, Pet.
299.
EPIPHANY zaps
Orion
300.
WINTER
It really is
adorable. Look Mason the bitch has a bitch!! Isn't it cute!!
301.
MASON
I'm trying NOT
to see this. And now I have! Can someone come spoon my eyes out? I no longer
want them!!!
302.
ILLYBRIUS purrs
I love it when
you call me that.
303.
ORION
I know, Pet.
304.
EPIPHANY zaps
Orion
305.
ILLYBRIUS
smiles, nearly swoons
306.
ILLYBRIUS
My Master. I
love you, Master Orion.
307.
EVRYN takes a
shot
308.
ORION
And I you, Pet.
309.
EPIPHANY zaps
Orion
310.
ORION
How is she
faring?
311.
ILLYBRIUS
They are trying
to get out all the pieces of lapis, which shattered with the blade; Larlia
managed to get most of it out, but parts of it stuck. Miss Akuma can only use
her left hand.
312.
ORION
Damn.
313.
EVRYN
I mock her and
her lack of ambidexterity.
314.
ILLYBRIUS
I trust her to
let me know if there's anything that can be done to help. I'm somewhat worried,
but I can only believe she'll be alright. I refuse to believe anything else.
315.
ORION
I know, Pet.
316.
EPIPHANY zaps
Orion
[Come on. My button finger is getting stiff.]
317.
ORION
Are you hitting
on me?
318.
EPIPHANY
[HELL NO!]
[Your lack of reading comprehension is disturbing.]
319.
EVRYN
Just like 90%
of the guys on OkCupid!
320.
ORION, to
Illybrius
She's strong.
She'll pull through.
321.
[enter
CINNAMON]
322.
ILLYBRIUS
I know.
323.
ORION
It would be
best if nothing was said to anyone about her being here, Pet.
324.
EPIPHANY zaps
Orion
325.
ILLYBRIUS
Why?
326.
ORION
Because it
would not be good for people to know anything. It could hurt her.
327.
EVRYN
Knowledge
causes her pain? That explains so much! Hey, OVD? May I bring my set of
Encyclopedia Britannicas to her house?
328.
OVD
Yes.
329.
EVRYN
Excellent!
330.
ORION
It could hurt
her recovery.
331.
MARIE
🎵Look how much
we caaaaaaaare🎵
332.
ORION
She might feel
that they need her and she would leave, and not be fully healed leaving her
open for attack.
333.
EPIPHANY
[Why can't we just let her get killed again by her own stupidity?]
334.
SIGYN
Yeah, you know,
I think the same thing about—
335.
OVD
Because that
would be too satisfying for the relatively-sane people on this show.
336.
CINNAMON
I may be an
insufferable gossip, but I know when to keep quiet.
337.
ORION
One could only
hope.
338.
CINNAMON blows
raspberry
339.
ORION
Don't make
offers around me, please.
340.
CINNAMON
Why, because
you're likely to take me up on them?
341.
EVRYN
He literally
turned DOWN your offer just a few minutes— ugh, does NO-ONE on this show have
an attention span?!
342.
ORION
No. Because
you'll make my Pet mad.
343.
EPIPHANY zaps
Orion
344.
SIGYN
Technically,
that's not an "I don't want to", though.
345.
DESMODA
Hey, if you
ever need a new job, I'm looking for a paralegal.
346.
CINNAMON
Won't. We can
have a threesome.
347.
ILLYBRIUS
She's more
likely to make her fiancé mad, though.
348.
ORION, suddenly
wearing a trilby
I like women,
but only mate with men. Women are to be respected.
349.
EVRYN
You just
implied that mating with someone is a form of disrespect.
350.
EPIPHANY
[That's the only kind of mating Corri cares about.]
351.
EVRYN
Wow, that's
incredibly stupid. She obviously doesn't know much about mating, then.
352.
SIGYN
Wait! What
about all those times he raped Akuma?!
353.
DREPANON
... do you think
I can have my hat—
354.
ONION
NO, MINE! ...
Milady.
355.
CINNAMON arches
eyebrow
Uh-huh.
356.
EVRYN
What? A virgin
can't know more about sex than Corri?
357.
OVD
In today's
society, it's entirely possible for a virgin to know more about sex than Corri.
358.
SERLEINA
Wait, when do they start pronouncing it
"in-cel"?
359.
SERLEINA,
"Is This a Pigeon" pose
Is this an anachronism?
360.
OVD
That's not
how that meme goes! You're using it wrong... in the past!
361.
SIGYN
Wait, Onion
gets laid, though. How is he an incel?
362.
EVRYN
Because rape
doesn't count.
363.
SIGYN
...
364.
EVRYN
Do you
understand, or?
365.
SIGYN
The individual
words... but it's kind of like that tree dropping in an empty forest thing, you
know?
366.
WINTER
I lied, I am
entertained! I'm so entertained!! Don't touch pussy, it's disrespectful!!! And
then you have disrespectful babies and .....
367.
WINTER trying
to keep a straight face is now dying of laughter.
368.
TAHA
Yeah, you know
when I want to disrespect someone I just fuck em in the ass!!
369.
RILEY
Like the turtle?
370.
MASON
Bold of you to
assume he fucks anything in the ass at all
371.
TAHA
I hate all of
you
372.
CINNAMON, =D
I heard what
happened—you know what, never mind. You boys have fun.
373.
ORION
Where is Usagi,
anyway? Normally he is bitching me out.
374.
EPIPHANY
[What, do you miss him?]
375.
DREPANON
He probably
gets off on being "bitched out".
376.
SERLEINA
YOU WOULD KNOW~
377.
ILLYBRIUS
Fucking
Rubéhaus.
378.
ORION
Ah. Oh
well.
379.
SIGYN
Ew. WHY?!
380.
EVERYONE just
stares at her for a second
381.
ORION
Now, punish me,
please?
382.
ILLYBRIUS
What for?
383.
EVRYN
Erm... theft?
384.
ORION
I... feel like
I failed the both of you. Please... do this for me?
385.
EPIPHANY rolls
eyes
[Here we go
again. . . .]
386.
ILLYBRIUS
No! You have
done nothing wrong!
387.
DREPANON
Objection.
388.
ILLYBRIUS
GO FUCK
YOURSELF.
389.
SERLEINA
"Objection" overruled. "Go fuck
yourself" sustai— PUT YOUR
HAND DOWN, AUDIENCE.
390.
OVD
... I give
up. From now on, let's just drink whenever she says something anachronistic.
Remember, it's November 2008. Not 2018.
391.
ILLYBRIUS
Ori, you
haven't failed us.
392.
ORION
Illybrius
please.... Please?
393.
ILLYBRIUS hands
Orion a butt plug and some oil
394.
ILLYBRIUS
Fine, but I
won't be harsh. Just put it in.
395.
EVRYN
How romantic.
396.
EPIPHANY
[EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]
397. [age quit
Epiphany]
398.
ORION
I...have a
request... Master.
399.
ILLYBRIUS
Ask.
400.
ORION
I... have a
paddle... in my toy box... please?
401.
SERLEINA
HELLZ YEAH! LET'S PLAY PING-PONG!
402.
ILLYBRIUS
blushes
I—I really am
no good at playing master—
403.
ORION
Please... I
need this, Illybrius. Please...
404.
EVRYN
Bloody hell.
Here we go again.
405.
OREGANO
🎵 HERE I GO,
AGAIN ON MY OWN 🎵
406.
MASON
Put this bitch in a cage and leave him there. INDEFINITELY!
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